Facts of the day, fact.

[newtonfox]

Sometimes when I need a poo I like to hold it off for as long as i possibly can, fact.

about 10 mins after said poo i always need a pee fact

 

[DesertFox]

That's sound advice, especially if taken literally.

 

[newtonfox]

That's sound advice, especially if taken literally.

 

[drummindefender]

i just farted. fact.

 

[Macky]

This is not the truth, I have concocted this lie in an effort to mislead everybody, please don't take it personally.
That is all.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

i am a bright goddess who likes to lick toilets....fact

 

[Boy Genius]

i am a bright goddess who likes to lick toilets....fact

I've got a cleaning job going here if you want

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

how much do you pay??

 

[Han]

how much do you pay??

I'd be carefule YV, he might expect you to do it while he's sitting there.

 

[newtonfox]

I'd be carefule YV, he might expect you to do it while he's sitting there.

i thought that what he was saying too :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

how much do you pay??

He will pay you in kind YV...

 

[SJN-Fox]

And you'll probably have to work a week in hand

 

[Real Sharapova]

One of our lovely young ladies at work is today wearing the tightest outfit imaginable.Fact.

 

[Singth]

One of our lovely young ladies at work is today wearing the tightest outfit imaginable.Fact.

I would love to see that. Fact.

 

[Real Sharapova]

I would love to see that. Fact.

What's even worse is that she works on our upper floor and my office is right at the bottom of the stairs - it's rather distracting.

 

[alex]

I am going to play Football Manager tonight, fact.

 

[MHS]

I have been sent a letter from work saying I have a disciplinary meeting on Friday. :icon_eek: Fact.

 

[Real Sharapova]

I have been sent a letter from work saying I have a disciplinary meeting on Friday. :icon_eek: Fact.

I feel a P45 coming MHS's way in the near future.Fact.

 

[OldGit]

I feel a P45 coming MHS's way in the near future.Fact.

Spelling mistake?

 

[M17TT C]

Crab sticks do not actually contain any Crab, and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them 'Crab Flavoured Sticks'.