Faheys realistic line up next season

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Jesus
Terminator
Neptune
Paul Daniels
Bob Carolgees
Niles Crane
Cate
Edd the Duck
Ernest 'The Cat' Miller
Andy Capp
Nathan Blake
 
Jesus
Terminator
Neptune
Paul Daniels
Bob Carolgees
Niles Crane
Cate
Edd the Duck
Ernest 'The Cat' Miller
Andy Capp
Nathan Blake

Another keeper that's no good with crosses
 
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Jesus
Terminator
Neptune
Paul Daniels
Bob Carolgees
Niles Crane
Cate
Edd the Duck
Ernest 'The Cat' Miller
Andy Capp
Nathan Blake

And there was me thinking that somehow it would end up with Ted Rogers and Dusty Bin up front.
 
Amazing!! So we finally get beckham to join then leave him on the bench.

I would guess Fahey thinks we're going to sign Victoria Beckham. He's being realistic starting with her on the bench, being a football genius he knows she wouldn't last 90 minutes.
 
Maybe a bit more realistic:

Billy The Fish

jb5000--Billy Dane--Johnny Dexter--Super Scout

Nick Griffin--Sir Michael Jackson--Tony Benn

Santiago Munez

Roy Race--Brendan Barber

On the Bench: assorted Dream Team characters

Even more realistic. :icon_wink


=========webbo========

mad biker===dunc==steven==lazzer

scowy===scarby==mk===malf

teeno=====tricky

subs
ashov, joe, billy, samlj

physio
yorkshire vixen with the magic sponge

 
GK:BRUCE WILLIS
RB:MILAN MANDERIC
LB:JEFF STELLING
CB:pETER ANDRE
CB:CRAIG DAVID
RM:NODDY HOLDER
LM:KANO
CM:MICHEAL BARRYMORE
CM:ALFIE MOON
CF:MR BEAN
CF:NOEL EDMONDS

Subs.MR BLOBBY,BART SIMPSON,PEPPA PIG,DELIA SMITH,PHIL MITCHELL,NIGEL PEARSON, and i no this is unrealistic 1 but hopefully NICOLAS CAGE
 
Given

Bignot
Campbell
Tunchev
Konchesky

Huddlestone
Wellens
Butterfield

Heskey
Van Nistelrooy
Maynard

Subs - Bastard, Knob, Willy, Juggs, Anus. what a team!

Good Lord!
 
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no mention of Billy Shitpants is this a testament of how far the club has moved forward under Sven
 
Omar Little

Jimmy Mcnulty
Bunk
Stringer Bell
Clay Davis


Ced Daniels
Ziggy Sobotka
Avon Barksdale
Prop Joe

Marlo Stanfield
Snoop

Some wily veterans at the back and fecking deadly up front. Ziggy busy in midfield (probably miss a few games for disciplinary reasons though).
 
Stephin Merritt

Bradley Wright-Phillips
Henry Mordaunt, the 2nd Earl of Peterborough
Danny Rose (the character from the Woody Allen film, not the footballer)
Hugo Lloris

Andre Villas-Boas
Dale Gribble
Rusty Shackelford
Charles Foster Kane's cane

Jimmy Glass
Faria Alam

Subs: The dog from Frasier, The dog from TinTin, The dog from Playbox, The dogs from 2 Stupid Dogs, The dog from Inspector Gadget, The dog from the song "Old King" by Neil Young (or at least the concept of the dog in the form of some sort of hologram),
 
Omar Little

Jimmy Mcnulty
Bunk
Stringer Bell
Clay Davis


Ced Daniels
Ziggy Sobotka
Avon Barksdale
Prop Joe

Marlo Stanfield
Snoop

Some wily veterans at the back and fecking deadly up front. Ziggy busy in midfield (probably miss a few games for disciplinary reasons though).

Subs: Bubs, Greggs, Herc, Carver, Bodie, Poot, Burrell
 
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