Fao Joe Fox

[homer]

I dunno, you just waltz in here, cool as you like, as if nothing's happened, you've got more front than Blackpool.
You treat this place like a hotel.
Honestly, some people...

No acknowledgement of the hurt he's caused, Macky, that's the thing

Poor old Joe has been reduced to a pitiful object of scorn and ridicule, and he just breezes back onto the forum with his 'Hello sailor' as if he's been away for a couple of days

Shocking, really

 

[Lako42]

I think your a year too late for young Joe, he's a shadow of his former self and spends most of his time making up magical numbers and elaborate spreadsheets.


He's a numerical mess.

 

[lazzer]

Final nail in the coffin.

 

[Boy Genius]

Final nail in the coffin.

coffin? that's symptom of swine flu.

 

[Malf]

I think your a year too late for young Joe, he's a shadow of his former self and spends most of his time making up magical numbers and elaborate spreadsheets.


He's a numerical mess.

Haha, i've had him on facebook, it won't take long to get him talking about milking beasts once again.

 

[Malf]

Final nail in the coffin.

Afternoon Frank!

 

[MKFox]

Hello sailor!

:icon_razz

I can't believe it's been 5 years since I last had a gigginz in here.

We'd just signed Tiatto

Did you get married to the frigid bint or did you bail before the big day?

 

[lazzer]

Afternoon Frank!

Is it really 5 years. Seems longer.

 

[Malf]

:icon_razz

We'd just signed Tiatto

Did you get married to the frigid bint or did you bail before the big day?

Naah, no marriage. I stopped paying the mortgage and did a runner to London. Haha.

 

[Lako42]

Naah, no marriage. I stopped paying the mortgage and did a runner to London. Haha.

Have you found your fortune or are you servicing old chaps 'chaps' for a fagan like character.

 

[Malf]

Have you found your fortune or are you servicing old chaps 'chaps' for a fagan like character.

By the state of my bank account, sadly the latter.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Alright Malf meowd - jeez, I can't believe I missed this thread. Blind coont

 

[Malf]

Alright Malf meowd - jeez, I can't believe I missed this thread. Blind coont

I don't advocate Faustino Rioja at £9 a bottle on a Tuesday night, I had at least 2 by the state of me this morning. I need my boiler to get back from Benicassim, i've been a menace these past week or so.

 

[Joe_Fox]

How's your cold tap? Still pumping out hot water? You should hire an eskimo or something.
I had a free night last night, was ruined. Couldnt stop thinking about the disco scenes in Scarface for some odd reason. Half expected that short guy pacino to show up with a piece and open fire. would have been great.

 

[Joe_Fox]

I think your a year too late for young Joe, he's a shadow of his former self and spends most of his time making up magical numbers and elaborate spreadsheets.


He's a numerical mess.

I quite like this, I really do. Thanks Lako.

 

[Malf]

How's your cold tap? Still pumping out hot water? You should hire an eskimo or something.
I had a free night last night, was ruined. Couldnt stop thinking about the disco scenes in Scarface for some odd reason. Half expected that short guy pacino to show up with a piece and open fire. would have been great.

My cold taps terminal. I got in last night, monkeyed off me nut and the Spaniards downstairs were making a racket. I went to bed, couldn't sleep, so decided if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So I went down in my boxers and a trilby and to cut a long story short, offended them.

There were no glasses in the kitchen and I had a bottle of plonk, but I spied a saucepan on the washboard. Snaffled that up and poured the whole bottle in to it, had a few swigs, much to the horror of the rest of the house.

My girlfriend gets back from Spain tonight, I think I best look for somewhere new for us to live.

 

[Joe_Fox]

That's not right that - having Spaniards downstairs is awful. Dead itchy.

 

[Malf]

That's not right that - having Spaniards downstairs is awful. Dead itchy.

You get one Paella of a rash, takes weeks to get rid of. I've had to wear a nappy.

 

[Joe_Fox]

You should name it Alonso or Alfonso. Once it's got a name it's vulnerable to ridicule and tease. I've named Swine Flu 'Randy'. It's weak now. Nearly as weak as that Giraffe they cut up on telly.

 

[Malf]

You should name it Alonso or Alfonso. Once it's got a name it's vulnerable to ridicule and tease. I've named Swine Flu 'Randy'. It's weak now. Nearly as weak as that Giraffe they cut up on telly.

I've got to have a telephone interview on my lunch, i'm keen as botchulism to get this john/job but i'm in bits after that saucepan trick. Any ideas for blagging the gig?