No it was a long winded way of saying I can't be arsed to find them. However, if it pleases you, here they are:
"Are you trying your hardest to win Melton's Cnut of The Year accolade or are you just naturally a cnut?" when lightheartedly suggesting to Nathan that he get's a PS3 instead of an Xbox
" I'd say he was much more your level of twatiness." in the infamous January transfer bullplop rumour thread.
Plus the one in this thread, and that was only looking at the first page of my recent posts. So as I have said before, can we end this now?