Football chants & songs

[OldGit]

There seems to be very little originality around nowadays, and very little real wit either

However, I thought this version of the Hokey Kokey by the Spurs fans at West ham was rather good

You put yer Argentines in, yer Argentines out,
The Iceman comes and kicks the gaffer out,
Ya selling Reo-Coker and ya going down,
That's why we love to shout ................
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ***ky, ***ky West Ham
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ***ky, ***ky West Ham
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ***ky, ***ky West Ham
Misfits, has-beens, ha ha ha!!

 

[fosseboy83]

quite good that

 

[Foxello]

There seems to be very little originality around nowadays, and very little real wit either

However, I thought this version of the Hokey Kokey by the Spurs fans at West ham was rather good

You put yer Argentines in, yer Argentines out,
The Iceman comes and kicks the gaffer out,
Ya selling Reo-Coker and ya going down,
That's why we love to shout ................
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ***ky, ***ky West Ham
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ***ky, ***ky West Ham
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ***ky, ***ky West Ham
Misfits, has-beens, ha ha ha!!

 

[Darth Vodka]

Park, Park whereever you may be
You eat dogs in your country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
They come round and rob your house

 

[Melton Fox]

Kelly Out,
Kelly Out,
Kelly Out,
Kelly Out,
Kelly Out

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Kelly Out,
Kelly Out,
Kelly Out,
Kelly Out,
Kelly Out

simple but gets the point accross

 

[ashmeister08]

i saw a funny chant on youtube i just thought it was worth a post!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCXHbCYvzjI

 

[spionfox]

The Mail yesterday printed the chant Spurs 'supporters' were using against Sol Campbell. I can see why he would get upset.

 

[Hazzman]

"He swings with his left
He jabs with his riiiiiiiight
That Darren Ferguson
He beats up his wife"

 

[Singth]

Here's one from Oldham Athletic:

"Give us a T"
"T"
"Give us an I"
"I"
"Give us a T"
"T"
"Give us an S"
"S"
"What have you got?"
"TITS!!!"
"What do you do with'em?"
"Oldham Oldham!!"

 

[bocadillo]

The Mail yesterday printed the chant Spurs 'supporters' were using against Sol Campbell. I can see why he would get upset.

Which bit would upset him most? The bit where they didn't appear to know where he was, despite the fact that he was standing right in front of them.

These football fans are not very bright, are they?

 

[Darth Vodka]

L C F C

dum dum dum der dum der der duuuuuuuuuuur

 

[Dickovforengland!]

Park, Park whereever you may be
You eat dogs in your country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
They come round and rob your house

I thought this one was;

Park, Park wherever you may be
They eat dogs in your home country
It could be worse
You could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house

Anyhow heard this one at the emirates the other day

Wooah Theo Theo Walcott he's an Englishman at Arsenal (Sting - Englishman in New York)

 

[newtonfox]

In your Manchester scrubs, You speak with accent that know one can stand,
You're ugly fat b*stards with sh*t on yer hands,
In your manchester scrubs.
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
Id fly over man U tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*stards below.


We don't carry bottles,
We don't carry lead,
We only carry hatchets,
To bury in your head,
We are the supporters,
Fanatics every one,
We all hate Man City,
And Leeds and Everton,
We are the kings of Europe,
The pride of Merseyside,
We'll fight for no surrender,
We'll fight for Shankly's pride,
We hate Tottenham Hotspur,
We hate Chelsea too,
But most of all we hate the sh*te,
Who play in royal blue.


1-0 down
2-1 up
Michael Owen won the cup
With a top class Paddy pass gave the lad the ball
Poor old arsenal won f*ck all

 

[newtonfox]

http://www.footychants.co.uk/

 

[bocadillo]

Anybody else think that this forum has become a poorer place since Newts learned how to copy-and-paste?

 

[newtonfox]

Anybody else think that this forum has become a poorer place since Newts learned how to copy-and-paste?

go **** a duck

 

[bocadillo]

go **** a duck

Can we discuss this?

 

[homer]

Can we discuss this?

Not without a few spelling mistakes, I reckon........

 

[newtonfox]

Can we discuss this?

you chose which ever duck you like Boc