Half Man Half Tree

[bocadillo]

The programme is being repeated on Channel Five at 8 on Sunday evening.

 

[drummindefender]

I love the way this thread has blossomed

 

[fcukcov]

I love the way this thread has blossomed

The police are on to it for crimes against comedy, special branch are investigating.....

 

[Joe_Fox]

Well it's easy to prove his age - just lop off an arm and count the rings.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

I'm glad his legs are together in that photo. I have no desire whatsoever to see his acorns.

 

[drummindefender]

I'm glad his legs are together in that photo. I have no desire whatsoever to see his acorns.

or his woodpecker

 

[Boy Genius]

Poor bloke looks rooted to the spot

 

[Joe_Fox]

Just looking at him make me feel Sycamore

 

[Biff]

Anybody know who his favourite golfer is

 

[Boy Genius]

no but his favorite team is Forest, and favorite player is Tony Woodcock

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Anybody know who his favourite golfer is

tiger woods by any chance

 

[Biff]

tiger woods by any chance

Close, its Lee Westwood...........

 

[Biff]

no but his favorite team is Forest, and favorite player is Tony Woodcock

How did that get past the mods.........

 

[MKFox]

The programme is being repeated on Channel Five

Along with half these puns no doubt...

It's a shame, he seemed such a poplar guy....still, ain't life a beech

 

[Biff]

Just looking at him make me feel Sycamore

Yew feeling better...........

 

[tedfoxxx]

im pine-ing for some better puns

 

[Biff]

im pine-ing for some better puns

Cant think of no more, i'm stumped..............

 

[tedfoxxx]

Cant think of no more, i'm stumped..............

well lets go back to the root of the joke and just try to branch out