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three lots of them so far.

the first lot of which decided to cover my housemate's motorbike in silly spray.
 
my GF brought aloud of foxes bars 6 month ago so glad i could finally get rid of them
 
my neighbour called and asked me if his daughter could come around to trick or treat.

i had to tell him that we had no sweets to hand out, as we dont answer the door to kids on halloween.

he sneaked out with a couple of cakes for me to hand to her.

when she came round, and i gave her the cakes she said 'mum bought some cakes like that yesterday'.:icon_lol:
 
my neighbour called and asked me if his daughter could come around to trick or treat.

i had to tell him that we had no sweets to hand out, as we dont answer the door to kids on halloween.

he sneaked out with a couple of cakes for me to hand to her.

when she came round, and i gave her the cakes she said 'mum bought some cakes like that yesterday'.:icon_lol:


:018: You should have eaten the cakes, given her a dogshit sweet, and sprayed her with piss

It's the only way they'll learn
 
**** OFF IM LISTENING TO THE CHELSEA MATCH
yelling abuse through a window at angry chavs the only way to have fun these days.
 
How many cakes were you given, and how many did you give to the girl?

Have one yourself sir?;)
 
We didn't have one child and not one firework was heard.

North Birmingham was a crapHallmarkEvent-free location
 
Any idea who may have sent the following text last night:

"All the staff are dressed in halloween costumes. ****s."

:102:
 
we only had 3 lots of trick or treaters last night.

I do hope they enjoyed their laxative chocolates.
 
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