Happiness is..........

[Macky]

Ahh...

Back to the innocent primary school days me aged 9 or 10 when asking girls....
"Do you have happiness in you?"

And then asking them if they can touch their elbows together behind their backs.

Just tried this in the wife, fantastic!

But, did you ask her if she has 'a penis' in her first?

 

[fosseboy83]

.. a cigar called Hamlet

 

[SwedeFox]

Happiness is......Waking up thinkings its Monday, buts its Sunday

Why is it always the other way round for me?:icon_sad:

 

[bocadillo]

Why is it always the other way round for me?:icon_sad:

Could it be that your bipolar disorder is showing?

 

[SwedeFox]

Could it be that your bipolar disorder is showing?

Haha, could be!! :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[SwedeFox]

Just realised I have to work next week. I might just put myself out of my misery tonight.

I can't do this any more.

:icon_sad:

 

[Han]

If that's a cry for help Swede, you're in the wrong place!

 

[Blue Maniac]

Just realised I have to work next week. I might just put myself out of my misery tonight.

I can't do this any more.

:icon_sad:

:icon_conf

 

[OldGit]

Just realised I have to work next week. I might just put myself out of my misery tonight.

I can't do this any more.

:icon_sad:

You're not by any chance a police inspector?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Putting crisps in a sandwich. Whilst not listening to Leicester.

 

[Cate Fox]

only having one more day of work this week

 

[Siouxsie]

only having one more day of work this week

Only having 2 more days of work this week...

 

[DesertFox]

Not working at all.

And wanking into a sock, obviously.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Happiness is....

11 AM - Play snooker

2 PM - Cheese toastie (crisps opptional)

2.30 PM - Wank into a sock

3.00 PM - Football Manger

8.00 PM *Depending on funds*
- Go out for a drink
- Stay in and play more FM/watch The Simpsons

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

bubs waking OH up at 4am with a few good kicks in his back while im totally unaware whats happening and sleeping blissfully :icon_bigg

 

[fosseboy83]

bubs waking OH up at 4am with a few good kicks in his back while im totally unaware whats happening and sleeping blissfully :icon_bigg

 

[Spanky Fox]

two more working days then off to Leicester for 9 days to see family and friends, going for a few drinks down the local and getting ready for the wedding of a good friend.

Maybe even make a attempt to watch Leicester vs QPR (not tempted because i hate QPR and i hate their freaking retard manager)

 

[drummindefender]

Happiness is....

11 AM - Play snooker

2 PM - Cheese toastie (crisps opptional)

2.30 PM - Wank into a sock

3.00 PM - Football Manger

8.00 PM *Depending on funds*
- Go out for a drink
- Stay in and play more FM/watch The Simpsons

You need a shag

 

[Matt_B]

I've never understoond wanking into a sock, what's the advantage?

 

[Spanky Fox]

I've never understoond wanking into a sock, what's the advantage?

dirty sock