Hayles will sign soon!

[Whorya]

Just recieved an e-mail from a mate in London.He is a football journalist.This is how it goes.

"alrate mate,
Just got some red hot transfer gossip. Ive just recieved a phone call off me boss who tells me to print a story on ex Fulham strker Barry Hayles joining Leicester! He will sign a 2 year deal on monday worth 9000k a week."
laterz mate Johnny

This must be true his editor woldn't tell him to write something in a paper if he did not have a good relible source.

 

[Cobbo]

worth 9000k a week

:?

 

[alex]

worth 9000k a week

:?

 

[levinwong]

Just recieved an e-mail from a mate in London.He is a football journalist.This is how it goes.

"alrate mate,
Just got some red hot transfer gossip. Ive just recieved a phone call off me boss who tells me to print a story on ex Fulham strker Barry Hayles joining Leicester! He will sign a 2 year deal on monday worth 9000k a week."
laterz mate Johnny

This must be true his editor woldn't tell him to write something in a paper if he did not have a good relible source.

is he working for The Sun?

 

[highland fox]

I hope this isn't true.

 

[Micky]

i smell shit!

 

[rotherhamfox]

i smell shit!

Yeh i do funny enuff, oh no not again, me mams gonna go mad.

 

[Micky]

i smell shit!

Yeh i do funny enuff, oh no not again, me mams gonna go mad.

thats weird. i thought it was bullshit!

 

[rotherhamfox]

i smell shit!

Yeh i do funny enuff, oh no not again, me mams gonna go mad.

thats weird. i thought it was bullshit!

If youve seen what i just did it could well have been called a bullshit, massive it was.

 

[Whorya]

Just got the Navy News paper thers no transfer goss in ere.Only saying that about Thatch and that they are after a Greek defender

 

[Micky]

The 'Navy News' ehh....that sounds worth a subscription!

 

[rotherhamfox]

The 'Navy News' ehh....that sounds worth a subscription!

The 'Navy News', quality read, learn weekly how to walk the gangplank, act camp and how to perfect saying 'Hello sailor', its great stuff, well worth a butchers.

 

[Whorya]

u dont need to subscribe then u already like that

 

[rotherhamfox]

u dont need to subscribe then u already like that

Yes im a keen reader, enjoy it while travelling the seven seas.

 

[highland fox]

Make sure you get next week's Rov Rum...How to dance the Hornpipe and Olive Oil full frontal apparently!!

 

[rotherhamfox]

Make sure you get next week's Rov Rum...How to dance the Hornpipe and Olive Oil full frontal apparently!!

Im wetting me sen just finkin about it, i'll be loving them dance moves, ohh arrrrrrrgh, you get a free parrot an all with every issue, its gone retro.

 

[highland fox]

Captain Birdseye's music page as well!

 

[rotherhamfox]

Captain Birdseye's music page as well!

Oh yes matey, sing along classics.

 

[highland fox]

And finally..How to tie the perfect sheepshank..

 

[rotherhamfox]

And finally..How to tie the perfect sheepshank..

Oh i was hoping for the basic ones like reef or thumb, im not an advanced enuff sailor to do that yet.