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I'll let you have my season ticket if you can convince my wife that you're her husband and take her home with you after the game!!
This morning I woke to find half of my foot is black with a huge bruise where I kicked one of their players studs during a goal saving tackle on Thursday.
Hurts like buggery with a stick.
Studs? I thought everyone had to wear trainers?
I feel like a kebab, not had one for two minutes
I feel like having sex, not had it for two weeks
At your age you should be happy with it twice a year !!!
At your age you should be happy with it twice a year !!!
Very tired, and very very confused indeed.
waddya mean at my age.... you cheeky ****er.
Very tired, and very very confused indeed.
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 11 | 28 |
2 | Manchester C | 11 | 23 |
3 | Chelsea | 11 | 19 |
4 | Arsenal | 11 | 19 |
5 | Nottm F | 11 | 19 |
6 | Brighton | 11 | 19 |
7 | Fulham | 11 | 18 |
8 | Newcastle | 11 | 18 |
9 | Aston Villa | 11 | 18 |
10 | Tottenham | 11 | 16 |
11 | Brentford | 11 | 16 |
12 | Bournemouth | 11 | 15 |
13 | Manchester U | 11 | 15 |
14 | West Ham | 11 | 12 |
15 | Leicester | 11 | 10 |
16 | Everton | 11 | 10 |
17 | Ipswich | 11 | 8 |
18 | Palace | 11 | 7 |
19 | Wolves | 11 | 6 |
20 | Southampton | 11 | 4 |