How Are People Feeling Today?

[Melton Fox]

Football Related

- I have a bruise and swelling on my broken foot that is as big as a big house
- I have a trainer burn on my arm that makes Simon Weston look like a whinging ****
- Groin strain is hurting
- My wrist feels like I've spent all week wanking


Misc:

- I have severe jaw ache from my tooth extraction
- I have swollen and cracked lips due to the dentist wearing latex gloves
- I am feeling dizzy due to consuming more prescribed tablets than Freddie Mercury used to
- I haven't been fed all day, hence my dizziness

To top it all off I now have a battered sausage.

I don't like to talk about it though

 

[muzzysgal]

Football Related

- I have a bruise and swelling on my broken foot that is as big as a big house
- I have a trainer burn on my arm that makes Simon Weston look like a whinging ****
- Groin strain is hurting
- My wrist feels like I've spent all week wanking


Misc:

- I have severe jaw ache from my tooth extraction
- I have swollen and cracked lips due to the dentist wearing latex gloves
- I am feeling dizzy due to consuming more prescribed tablets than Freddie Mercury used to
- I haven't been fed all day, hence my dizziness

To top it all off I now have a battered sausage.

I don't like to talk about it though

The lengths some people go to just to get a woman to don a nurse's uniform :icon_roll

 

[Melton Fox]

The lengths some people go to just to get a woman to don a nurse's uniform :icon_roll

More chance of that than a chef's outfit though :icon_wink:icon_lol:

 

[Durham Fox]

Enthused

 

[Jeff]

Football Related

- I have a bruise and swelling on my broken foot that is as big as a big house
- I have a trainer burn on my arm that makes Simon Weston look like a whinging ****
- Groin strain is hurting
- My wrist feels like I've spent all week wanking


Misc:

- I have severe jaw ache from my tooth extraction
- I have swollen and cracked lips due to the dentist wearing latex gloves
- I am feeling dizzy due to consuming more prescribed tablets than Freddie Mercury used to
- I haven't been fed all day, hence my dizziness

To top it all off I now have a battered sausage.

I don't like to talk about it though

Happier now I've read that.

 

[Melton Fox]

Happier now I've read that.

:icon_lol:

 

[Brauny Blue]

Football Related

- I have a bruise and swelling on my broken foot that is as big as a big house
- I have a trainer burn on my arm that makes Simon Weston look like a whinging ****
- Groin strain is hurting
- My wrist feels like I've spent all week wanking


Misc:

- I have severe jaw ache from my tooth extraction
- I have swollen and cracked lips due to the dentist wearing latex gloves
- I am feeling dizzy due to consuming more prescribed tablets than Freddie Mercury used to
- I haven't been fed all day, hence my dizziness

To top it all off I now have a battered sausage.

I don't like to talk about it though

Dot Cotton eat your heart out:icon_wink

 

[Disco Bob]

I feel like I have drunk half a bottle of gin.

This is mainly because I have drunk half a bottle of gin.

Before the night is out I expect to drink more gin. And listen to Flesh For Lulu. And eat crisps.

Today has been a very good day.

 

[MHS]

Freddie Mercury

I believe its 16 years to the day that he died.

I'm sure you all wanted to know.

 

[SJN-Fox]

My knee hurts.

I got bladdered last night and went arse over bollox on the way home

 

[Lako42]

Bah you've not scored yet this season, and Newts kid banged in 8 in one game. Unfair matchup I think, though you playing with Chris might make a bit fairer.

1-10 on the kid for me

It clearly states ive bagged a brace. More to come in the morning.

Besides if his kid looks better than me ill thump it.

 

[Siouxsie]

tired - in fact I think I'll go to bed now.

Sweet dreams everyone

 

[spionfox]

I believe its 16 years to the day that he died.

I'm sure you all wanted to know.

I thought it was strange that I hadn't heard any new stuff from him lately.

 

[Disco Bob]

Proud.

I can not remember posting on here last night, or anything about the posts, but I am sure they were in no way crapper than usual.

Good work me.

 

[pds]

Absolute dogshit,
Lost 4-1 in the Cup this morning, we were truely were shocking.
Starting to feel like staying in bed Sunday mornings instead of bothering with that crap.

 

[Melton Fox]

Absolute dogshit,
Lost 4-1 in the Cup this morning, we were truely were shocking.
Starting to feel like staying in bed Sunday mornings instead of bothering with that crap.

Any fighting?

 

[pds]

None at all. :icon_bigg

Although one of our players did boot one of theirs in the face by accident and bust his teeth.

They were called Webbys Wanderers, think Jeff may have been involved.:icon_bigg

 

[Melton Fox]

Football Related

- I have a bruise and swelling on my broken foot that is as big as a big house

My broken foot is now almost black/deep blue all over.

If however, I was after attention and sympathy like my fellow team mates then I'd post a picture of it like they did. I should, because it's much, much worse than theirs, but I won't. In fact I don't even like to talk about it or bother people with it.

 

[pds]

My broken foot is now almost black/deep blue all over.

If however, I was after attention and sympathy like my fellow team mates then I'd post a picture of it like they did. I should, because it's much, much worse than theirs, but I won't. In fact I don't even like to talk about it or bother people with it.

Not true, mine was much worse than yours. I posted a picture of my good ankle, if I'd shown you my bad one you would have been sick. - FACT

 

[Melton Fox]

Not true, mine was much worse than yours. I posted a picture of my good ankle, if I'd shown you my bad one you would have been sick. - FACT

If that answer was given on Family Fortunes then you would now be seeing a big cross and that big loud "No, **** off" noise to indicate a shit answer.

Mine is worse than yours, and I'm sure I'll be backed up shortly :icon_wink