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[spionfox]

I am NEVER googling 'hot-pocketing'....

Bloody sickos......

According to this there are several meanings of that term.

I must say, they are not all objectionable :icon_bigg

 

[bocadillo]

:icon_lol::icon_lol: I've just had a friend request from Ian Marshall on facebook :icon_lol::icon_lol:

One Ian Marshall,
There's more than one Ian Marshall

 

[Boy Genius]

Hot Pocketing
The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia.


"I totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the morgue, not to cold and not freezer burned."


Where do you work BF?

 

[pds]

Hot Pocketing
The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia
"I totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the morgue, not to cold and not freezer burned."

Thought the Alabama Hot Pocket would be more to your liking?

 

[Boy Genius]

Thought the Alabama Hot Pocket would be more to your liking?

I have some Ralgex here as well.

 

[Cate Fox]

One Ian Marshall,
There's more than one Ian Marshall

The ex fox

 

[Macky]

There's more than one Ian Marshall

Nah, that can't be right, there's a song about it and everything

 

[bocadillo]

The ex fox

And Mr Claridge!

 

[Cate Fox]

And Mr Claridge!

I'm so lucky

 

[bocadillo]

I'm so lucky

How long have they been stalking you?

 

[Cate Fox]

How long have they been stalking you?

:icon_lol: Not long

 

[beaumontfox]

Hot Pocketing
The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia.


"I totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the morgue, not to cold and not freezer burned."


Where do you work BF?

Thats gross.
But it was worse than that!

 

[MKFox]

Thats gross.
But it was worse than that!

i've heard of 2 hot pockets.
1. taking a dump in a birds snatch
2. pissing in the condom (and filling it) whilst inside your 'partner'

nice....

 

[Mawsley]

I only know of one - and it involves lighting some charcoal in a velvet and metal container then placing it in ones pockets.

Sorry.

If it makes it any better I can pretend I heard it was then inserted up a vagina full of shit?

 

[Macky]

pissing in the condom (and filling it) whilst inside your 'partner'

That wouldn't be possible, you can't piss with a hard on

 

[Jeff]

That wouldn't be possible, you can't piss with a hard on

Can't he?

Is there something wrong with him?

 

[beaumontfox]

i've heard of 2 hot pockets.
1. taking a dump in a birds snatch
2. pissing in the condom (and filling it) whilst inside your 'partner'

nice....

I only know of one - and it involves lighting some charcoal in a velvet and metal container then placing it in ones pockets.

Sorry.

If it makes it any better I can pretend I heard it was then inserted up a vagina full of shit?

Nope. Far worse(imo)

 

[MKFox]

That wouldn't be possible, you can't piss with a hard on

yes you can

 

[Macky]

yes you can

No you can't

 

[Jeff]

No you can't

Maybe you can't. Most people can.


Here's an explanation from a health forum:


There does seem to be one of those "urban myths" that men cannot pee with a full erection. Of course, most can, but relatively slowly and with the major restriction that it points upward and is just - impractical.


There are two deliberate "actions" associated with peeing (or not). One is to relax the sphincter or "stopping" muscle, and strain (the abdomen) to eject the urine. The opposite is to contract the sphincter and bulbocavernosus (BC) muscle in order to shut off the flow.

What is interesting is that the latter action, contracting the BC muscle at the root of the penis, is the very action that is used to forcibly ejaculate the semen when it happens involuntarily, or automatically. And indeed, it automatically contracts in response to strong stimulus to the glans (penis head), and particularly during an erection.

You will (should) have noticed this when you, for whatever reason, suddenly contract the BC to "shut off" peeing in the middle. While it stops, a forcible spurt is produced in the process - almost as forcible as semen ejaculation.

And in this respect, it is not surprising that the stronger an erection and the more forcibly (distance) semen is ejaculated, the more difficult it is to pee with the same erection. However, since it is always possible to ejaculate, by the same token, it is always possible to pee with an erection even though it is slow and again, you will note that deliberately "stopping" the pee intermittently actually shoots it much faster for just that moment.