How Are People Feeling Today?

[Swissfox]

Which one's the head?

 

[Durham Fox]

See how sad she is?

That's one seriously fat cat and you need to put the vac round. I can see why Alex is unsettled.

 

[Durham Fox]

Oh well, everyone has to find out the hard way one day or the other...

And if he should be lying about it, I'm straight back in SW Leics...

You won't be leaving LE9.

 

[Macky]

You're white. Sorry.

That was oeufal

 

[Durham Fox]

Albumin

 

[beaumontfox]

That's one seriously fat cat and you need to put the vac round. I can see why Alex is unsettled.

That was before I had done the hoovering chore (plus she had been eating some shortbread.......which is why she is indeed a fat cat)

 

[Swissfox]

That's one seriously fat cat and you need to put the vac round. I can see why Alex is unsettled.

That lump manages to haunt me even in my sleep.

No wonder I struggle with an allergy.

 

[beaumontfox]

Well earn your free board then?
Get the hoover out first thing tomorrow when I'm at work!:icon_razz

 

[Durham Fox]

You see BF you can bleed a bit more out of the scrounger

 

[spionfox]

Can you bring amyl nitrate?

FFS. Keep it to yourselves

 

[beaumontfox]

That lump manages to haunt me even in my sleep.

No wonder I struggle with an allergy.

Poor Skittle....no wonder she think she is canine....the abuse she gets...

 

[beaumontfox]

You see BF you can bleed a bit more out of the scrounger

tbf I seem to have missed the bin a few times whilst crafting this evening, so around the table needs hoovering as well.........

 

[Swissfox]

Well earn your free board then?
Get the hoover out first thing tomorrow when I'm at work!:icon_razz

Might be best for everyone if you taught them cats how to hoover themselves - exercise and all that.

Skittle seriously needs to bring her FCI (Fat Cat Index) down.

 

[beaumontfox]

I don't understand why she is so fat when Fraggle is the scrawniest cat I know......mmmmmm wait a minute....

 

[Durham Fox]

tbf I seem to have missed the bin a few times whilst crafting this evening, so around the table needs hoovering as well.........

I'd get him to flick a duster around and stick a coat on the gloss work as well. Bet them windows could do with a clean inside and out as well.

 

[Swissfox]

You see BF you can bleed a bit more out of the scrounger

First you promise me Paradise, the next moment you tell me you take serious pleasure in seeing other people bleed???

I knew there was a catch somewhere...
You're into S&M? Because I'm not.

 

[Durham Fox]

First you promise me Paradise, the next moment you tell me you take serious pleasure in seeing other people bleed???

I knew there was a catch somewhere...
You're into S&M? Because I'm not.

Only warm hard cheese based s&m, mild stuff really.

 

[beaumontfox]

I'm poor, can't afford a tin of paint.
Will have to stay magnolia.

 

[Swissfox]

I'd get him to flick a duster around and stick a coat on the gloss work as well. Bet them windows could do with a clean inside and out as well.

How prolific are you in terms of housekeeping?

Or do your other foreign acquaintances, err, slaves that you keep in the basement do the job for you?

 

[Swissfox]

Only warm hard cheese based s&m, mild stuff really.

Everyone's got a fetish, how many do you have?