ideas for films

[Durham Fox]

Didn't Steve Martin already do that in "The Man With Two Brains"? :icon_conf

nobodies listened to ricky gervais' latest podcast then?

 

[Uncle Connolly]

Bioshock the film.

 

[Darth Vodka]

This was partially tackled in the really dire film "The Clan of the Cave Bear", based on Jean Auel's rather good book. A good storyline worthy of a quality remake with today's cinematic technology.

oooh good random knowledge

 

[The_Lane]

B
Stalin's Apes: in Siberia some commandos come across a long abandoned Soviet Camp where apes were trained to kill

There is actually a novel very similar to this..... apes in a Siberian camp who were trained to by the Soviets for evil.

 

[foxin_oz]

There is actually a novel very similar to this..... apes in a Siberian camp who were trained to by the Soviets for evil.

Sounds like plagiarism to me, very similar to Ho Chi Minh's Pandas, in which giant pandas invade a hippy village in Tibet and chew through their bongs forcing them to buy over-priced rice paper from China. An absolute epic in Cinema in my opinion.:icon_conf

 

[highland fox]

Holloway's Ape: in leicester some country bumpkin comes across a neanderthal like boy called Richard and teaches him how to play football and tell jokes

Sounds like a must see

 

[MKFox]

I'm amazed no-one's made a film of roddy doyle's 'a star called henry'.

 

[City Fan]

Aside from films, someone should make a TV program presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Simon Cowell, and Gordon Ramsay.......would be feckin' hilarious!

 

[Macky]

Aside from films, someone should make a TV program presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Simon Cowell, and Gordon Ramsay.......would be feckin' hilarious!

:icon_conf
erm...yeah...feckin' hilarious.
Could call it "Celebrity c*nt corner" or maybe "the 3 cocks".

Gordon could just spend the entire show calling Simon a twat & throwing cutlery at him, while Clarkson reads from the Daily Mail & makes witty remarks about foreigners.

I'm amazed it isn't already in production.

 

[highland fox]

:icon_conf
erm...yeah...feckin' hilarious.
Could call it "Celebrity c*nt corner" or maybe "the 3 cocks".

Gordon could just spend the entire show calling Simon a twat & throwing cutlery at him, while Clarkson reads from the Daily Mail & makes witty remarks about foreigners.

I'm amazed it isn't already in production.

He'd be right though.Don't mind Ramsey but you can stick Noel Edmonds in his place