If you see a footie player?

[MHS]

i saw "M3TTY" on Saturday going home from work down near the ground. Any chances it's Mr. Elliott?

 

[Durham Fox]

What sort of car?

 

[MHS]

Couldn't tell you mate, it was a dark coloured car if that's any help.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

john motson :icon_lol:

 

[flashyfox]

Went to Uni in Sunderland and saw Steve Agnew in a nightclub called Annabels. Asked him why he left leicester to which he replied 'no money' !!??!

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

'hes got no hair but we dont care......'

 

[highland fox]

Went to Uni in Sunderland and saw Steve Agnew in a nightclub called Annabels. Asked him why he left leicester to which he replied 'no money' !!??!

That was a Bald statement for him to make

 

[flashyfox]

He said he felt like pulling his hair out at leicester

 

[highland fox]

'hes got no hair but we dont care......'

Leave Lazzer out of this,he's not said a word all day...

 

[highland fox]

He said he felt like pulling his hair out at leicester

He said we didn't want toupee him enough money.

 

[drummindefender]

i saw rodney marsh and called him a twat

 

[fcukcov]

i saw rodney marsh and called him a twat

:icon_lol:


Tony Yeboah put his thumb up at me once.

 

[Macky]

Tony Yeboah put his thumb up me once.

:icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek: ouch! that's gotta sting the next mornin! :icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:

 

[fcukcov]

:icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek: ouch! that's gotta sting the next mornin! :icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:

cant believe it took someone over 12 hours to edit my post. Ive been wiating for it TBH.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I got Steve Coppells autograph in a bar in Malta I had to use a napkin as I had no paper. However, following a devastating attack of the squits I had to use the napkin to wipe my ar$e as again I had no paper.

 

[highland fox]

I got Steve Coppells autograph in a bar in Malta I had to use a napkin as I had no paper. However, following a devastating attack of the squits I had to use the napkin to wipe my ar$e as again I had no paper.

Are we to take it you now carry a good supply of paper around with you Chuck ? and for the Autographs you've bought a small notebook

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Not Really HF, I just dont shyte in Maltese bogs anymore. May be different now, but in the mid 70's I could find very few bogs in Malta that had an adequate supply bog roll. Same in Jordan, I had to use half a sliced loaf on one memorable occasion.

As for the autographs - I just ask them to sign me bum cheeks now.

 

[highland fox]

As for the autographs - I just ask them to sign me bum cheeks now.

Is that why, after bumping into Muzzy Izzett ,you are banned from Toys R Us then ?

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Thats why, after bumping into Muzzy Izzett ,you are banned from Toys R Us then ?

I just asked him to put a W on each cheek - my party peice is a full moon its a WOW!

 

[highland fox]

Same in Jordan, I had to use half a sliced loaf on one memorable occasion.

I trust it wasn't Granary bread...