If you see a footie player?

[Chuck T Masala]

I trust it wasn't Granary bread...

No, but that may have left a nice finish!

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

I just asked him to put a W on each cheek - my party peice is a full moon its a WOW!

not heard that for a while :icon_lol:

 

[Boy Genius]

not heard that for a while :icon_lol:

or seen.......

 

[MKFox]

I had to use half a sliced loaf on one memorable occasion.

So you didn't have any paper on you but you just happened to be carrying a sliced loaf?
:icon_lol:

 

[Boy Genius]

So you didn't have any paper on you but you just happened to be carrying a sliced loaf?
:icon_lol:

or those fancy fecking sandwiches, always knew there was another use for them

 

[highland fox]

or those fancy fecking sandwiches, always knew there was another use for them

Advisable to remove the Mango Chutney first though

 

[bocadillo]

Advisable to remove the Mango Chutney first though

I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
Vindaloo Does Nicely, Very Very Spicy - Meat
Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a Nann (A Vindaloo loo loo loo)

 

[Boy Genius]

Advisable to remove the Mango Chutney first though

My mate lives on M&S sandwiches, he would pick it up and say whats this brown sauce consist of. A question of not what is it but who's is it?

 

[Chuck T Masala]

So you didn't have any paper on you but you just happened to be carrying a sliced loaf?
:icon_lol:

No I actually had a coulple of letter from my true love on me but could not bring myself to use them, she was so lovely. I shouted to me oppo to go and find something and that's what came over the door. I suppose it could have been worse, like a baguette or Slimca? Or Sandpaper!!!:icon_eek:

He'd always been a bit of a lateral thinker my oppo.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

not heard that for a while :icon_lol:

Ahh old but gold!

 

[highland fox]

No I actually had a coulple of letter from my true love on me but could not bring myself to use them, she was so lovely. I shouted to me oppo to go and find something and that's what came over the door. I suppose it could have been worse, like a baguette or Slimca? Or Sandpaper!!!:icon_eek:

Or Ryvita...:icon_sad:

 

[Boy Genius]

Or Ryvita...:icon_sad:

be a bit crunchy too, would not get too much off per wipe i wouldn't think

 

[Chuck T Masala]

be a bit crunchy too, would not get too much off per wipe i wouldn't think

I'm dacking now. We plummet to depths where no sunlight reaches!

 

[highland fox]

be a bit crunchy too, would not get too much off per wipe i wouldn't think

Indeed,more of a 'Scraper'....

 

[Macky]

I wasted a pefectly good pair of socks once :icon_roll

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I wasted a pefectly good pair of socks once :icon_roll

That's exactly what Ray Mears would have suggsted, utilise the environment around you when stranded!

 

[highland fox]

That's exactly what Ray Mears would have suggsted, utilise the environment around you when stranded!

True Chuck,Ray would have had you eating that bread you used as well...