....a grown man, with kids, to wear Blue and White face paint to a football match?
Odd unless the match is a big occasion.
Without a shadow of a doubt. Puts you straight in to Bernies corner of society.
So does pelvis thrusting and shouting at traffic.
My mate's dad is a spark, he was saying he got called out to the Bernie residence when they lived in Quorn.
Turned out his missus was trying to cram a frozen chicken into the microwave and it wouldn't fit, so they thought an electritian could help.
Ok for the Preston game then? :icon_bigg
No good asking him,he thinks wearing black eyeliner and matching nail varnish in his fifties when going to see a band on the wrong date is ok
I aint seen bernie in a while...
He stumbled around Watford with me looking for Elton John
I used to see Bernie all the time when he lived in Quorn, but his grubby little shack has been demolished now.
I saw him crawling around on someone's parcel shelf after a game once, an unwitting city fan had obviously offered a lift and was instantly left regretting it.
So you finally worked out what he was saying then?
So you finally worked out what he was saying then?
Jeff? no, he's always a nutterIs is true hes fairly normal till he gets pissed up
Is is true hes fairly normal till he gets pissed up
International, possibly... normal boring match...no way.
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 17 | 42 |
2 | Chelsea | 18 | 35 |
3 | Nottm F | 18 | 34 |
4 | Arsenal | 17 | 33 |
5 | Newcastle | 18 | 29 |
6 | Bournemouth | 18 | 29 |
7 | Manchester C | 18 | 28 |
8 | Fulham | 18 | 28 |
9 | Aston Villa | 18 | 28 |
10 | Brighton | 17 | 25 |
11 | Tottenham | 18 | 23 |
12 | Brentford | 17 | 23 |
13 | West Ham | 18 | 23 |
14 | Manchester U | 18 | 22 |
15 | Everton | 17 | 17 |
16 | Palace | 18 | 17 |
17 | Wolves | 18 | 15 |
18 | Leicester | 18 | 14 |
19 | Ipswich | 17 | 12 |
20 | Southampton | 18 | 6 |