Jade Goody

[Steven]

oh god they really are

in the Dickens Estate

i wonder if the KFC in Bournemouth will get a blue plaque where her dad died of a heroin overdose in the toilets

Fair enough kick her for being what she was but don't beat her up because her old man was a waster. :icon_wink

 

[WALSHIESTACKLE]

Just come out of the gym in Loughton to find that the Main Rd, has been closed for Jade's funeral procession. Helicopters out and at least 1000 people lining the streets. Couldn't even get to Morrisons. Old Bill stopped me.

I defended her before on here but this is now taking the piss. The stupid bint has apparantly closed down half of East London. What the **** is going on with this country. It's like Royalty has died.

 

[FIF]

how many asians lining the streets?

 

[Macky]

I'll bet they're not allowed to cremate her, the smell of cooking rashers would be too overpowering.

 

[The Major]

What the **** is going on with this country. It's like Royalty has died.

Well she was the queen of our hearts.

 

[Cate Fox]

It is very much starting to take the piss now isnt it... trouble is, these stupid magazines will keep it going for weeks with interviews with anyone who knew her for 10 seconds. Annoying

 

[Melton Fox]

It is very much starting to take the piss now isnt it... trouble is, these stupid magazines will keep it going for weeks with interviews with anyone who knew her for 10 seconds. Annoying

I happened to see 3.7 seconds of Sky News earlier. During which I noticed people throwing flowers at her funeral car (ala Diana). I can only presume their bricks were being confiscated by police officers.

 

[Cate Fox]

I happened to see 3.7 seconds of Sky News earlier. During which I noticed people throwing flowers at her funeral car (ala Diana). I can only presume their bricks were being confiscated by police officers.

Oh god really? I didnt have anything against her at all, but by no means was she royalty. Its a joke..

 

[Motown Fox]

A Song for Jade

Hey Jade, were you that bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember you let her into your heart,
But now you can start to make it better.

Hey Jade, don’t be afraid.
You went out on BB to make out you were an idiot.
From that minute you really got under our skin,
Then you began to speak your mind.

And anytime you felt the pain, hey Jade, refrain,
You carried the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know you were a fool who thought she was cool
But in fact you made the world a little colder.

Hey Jade, don’t let me down.
You have found death, now let your spirit go.
Remember if you let her into your heart,
Then you can start to feel a bit better.

So let it out and let it in, hey Jade, begin,
You’re waiting for someone to perform with.
And don’t you know that its just you, hey Jade, you’ll do,
The movement you’ve started is really unbelievable

Hey Jade, don’t make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
So remember she really got under your skin,
So now we’ll begin to feel a lot

Better better better better better better, oh.

Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jade...

 

[Melton Fox]

A Song for Jade

Hey Jade, you were a ****
And a fat ****, that got no better

I think a little edit was needed.

 

[Macky]

A Song for Jade

I see what you've done there, you've basically replaced 'Jude' with 'Jade'.

Worst song parody, ever.

 

[Dour]

Just come out of the gym in Loughton to find that the Main Rd, has been closed for Jade's funeral procession. Helicopters out and at least 1000 people lining the streets. Couldn't even get to Morrisons. Old Bill stopped me.

I defended her before on here but this is now taking the piss. The stupid bint has apparantly closed down half of East London. What the **** is going on with this country. It's like Royalty has died.

Have you left a message in the book of condolences yet?

 

[Melton Fox]

Have you left a message in the book of condolences yet?

I might :icon_lol:

 

[WALSHIESTACKLE]

Have you left a message in the book of condolences yet?

:icon_lol:

 

[Lako42]

I might :icon_lol:

Please do

 

[Cate Fox]

possibly a word starting with C and ending with T...

 

[Matt_B]

possibly a word starting with C and ending with T...

carrot?

 

[Steven]

possibly a word starting with C and ending with T...

candlelight?

 

[Macky]

Constitutionalist?

 

[WALSHIESTACKLE]

clit :icon_eek: