Jobless... Anyone need a designer?

[Matt_B]

If you could code i'd talk about a job we have going.

I'm guessing you can't though.

Language?

 

[foxin_oz]

If you could code i'd talk about a job we have going.

I'm guessing you can't though.

Morse or Da Vinci???

 

[drew]

Language?

ASP / .Net

Looking for a recode of our ecommerce store

 

[Matt_B]

ASP / .Net

Looking for a recode of our ecommerce store

If you don't neccessarily need an in house guy you should give the company I work for a call, we are specialist c#/.net and are one of the top in the country. Plus I'd get 10% commission! :icon_wink

 

[Disco Bob]

ASP / .Net

Looking for a recode of our ecommerce store

What a bloody brilliant sale on pallet trucks - do you know if I can get one on lay-away?

 

[Macky]

If you don't neccessarily need an in house guy you should give the company I work for a call, we have all been fully trained in using FrontPage and I'm learning how to do "Hello World" in JavaScript. Plus I'd get 10% commission! :icon_wink

I don't think that's quite what he's looking for.

 

[Matt_B]

I don't think that's quite what he's looking for.

Took me a while to see the difference there

 

[consty]

Sorry to hear it Babs - things will sort themselves out.

For example: Once upon a time I was European Sales and Marketing manager for a chemical comany that killed lots of Indians but now I enjoy a part-time minimum wage evening shift role stacking shelves and taking shit off pissed ****s in a pocket slapping supermarket.

See? Things could be worse.

You could be me.

A most poignant post.

We need a workers revolution. Why isn't anyone interested?

 

[Macky]

A most poignant post.

We need a workers revolution. Why isn't anyone interested?

Big Brother, Xfactor, I'm not a celebrity let me in there etc etc

The masses are braindead sheeple. completely flatlined.

 

[consty]

Big Brother, Xfactor, I'm not a celebrity let me in there etc etc

The masses are braindead sheep. completely flatlined.

You're being too gentle on them. They are worse than that.

Somedays I am filled with optimism and hope, but it doesn't take long to realise that... this is as good as it gets.

Consumerism is king, communism is dead. Long live the King.

 

[OldGit]

A most poignant post.

We need a workers revolution. Why isn't anyone interested?

As soon as this pub closes.

 

[drew]

What a bloody brilliant sale on pallet trucks - do you know if I can get one on lay-away?

We do great leasing deals, althoug i believe your post to be an attempt at humour :icon_bigg

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Just lost my job after 11 years working at this place, they've gone into bloody administration.

Christ what a start to the weekend.

Sorry to hear that.

Go freelance matey, thats what I did 2 year ago, difficult at first, but best move I ever made, would never go back to working full time in an office.

Just out of Interest, who was it you worked for?

 

[consty]

As soon as this pub closes.

would that be the Globe?

Closing all pubs permanently would be good for the revolutionary cause. The masses, deprived of their sedations, might just focus their discontents towards where they are due.

 

[Babylon]

Sorry to hear that.

Go freelance matey, thats what I did 2 year ago, difficult at first, but best move I ever made, would never go back to working full time in an office.

Just out of Interest, who was it you worked for?

I can't say... otherwise i'd have to kill you!!! :icon_bigg

 

[Blaby blue blood]

I can't say... otherwise i'd have to kill you!!! :icon_bigg

Thought I may have known them. I worked for a company that went under, thankfully I saw the signs and left just 2 months before.

Freelance is the way forward tho! I got fed up of taking orders so I pinched a couple of customers from my old work and handed in my resignation. Never looked back since. Means many hours of Proevo pleasure with some work in between, and getting paid as if you are working a full day!

 

[OldGit]

I can't say... otherwise i'd have to kill you!!! :icon_bigg

He designed CD covers for the Inland Revenue

 

[Babylon]

Thought I may have known them. I worked for a company that went under, thankfully I saw the signs and left just 2 months before.

Freelance is the way forward tho! I got fed up of taking orders so I pinched a couple of customers from my old work and handed in my resignation. Never looked back since. Means many hours of Proevo pleasure with some work in between, and getting paid as if you are working a full day!

It's definitely appealing... I have lots to sort before I can do it though. With a couple of months planning I'd be in place to do it.

I've been here ages so resigning would be a no no... i'm just after my redundancy compo from the government now!!!!

 

[Babylon]

He designed CD covers for the Inland Revenue

I'm rumbled... your the first fecker who will lose their identity now!!!!!

 

[Blaby blue blood]

It's definitely appealing... I have lots to sort before I can do it though. With a couple of months planning I'd be in place to do it.

I've been here ages so resigning would be a no no... i'm just after my redundancy compo from the government now!!!!

I expect you'll get a decent payout too, having been there 11 year?