Joe Mattock - west ham

[Chrysalis]

I am sure he will appreciate you spilling out his life story on a public forum

 

[Matt_B]

I am sure he will appreciate you spilling out his life story on a public forum

It's no different to a newspaper doing it. And if it's true then what's the problem, it's hardly private as everything suggested was in public.

 

[Melton Fox]

Fair enough why not ask him about how before a match fir our school gutto when we were in the dressing room, our teacher was going through the team as they do and he named me captain

I just asked him, he reckons you were named captain at football because you were crap at Tig off Ground and needed a confidence boost. He thought sticking you in with the girls might be a bad thing for your self esteem.

 

[highland fox]

Fair enough why not ask him about how before a match fir our school gutto when we were in the dressing room, our teacher was going through the team as they do and he named me captain, ask him how funny it was to watch rhyno go mardy because I was named skipped and Rhyno thought he was the best in the team.

How about you ask him how he feels now about the time in the play ground when he walked up and booted that kid in the balls and how the lads ball bag split (or so the lad said) and how the lad can't have kids now.

Ask him about the other week when him and Lee Cox was at that party before Joe went away and Joe and Lee was offering people out at the party.

Ask him about the time when his dad was managing up at Aylestone part FC and they had a game and he got into a fight with that guy who he headbutted at the end of the game.

All true stories which can be clarified either by Joe or our school mates

I'll be glad to seethe back of him then,don't want him coming back here either.Sounds a thoroughly nasty piece of work and I'd rather we have N'Gotty Left Back

 

[homer]

I'll be glad to seethe back of him then,don't want him coming back here either.Sounds a thoroughly nasty piece of work and I'd rather we have N'Gotty Left Back

Too right

We have already established that we only want players who we all think are really nice people, and anyone who misbehaved in any way when they were a child should be booted right out the door

I also have it on good authority that Max Gradel once pulled a girl's pigtails when he was at primary school - so he can feck off as well

 

[Jeff]

Mattock has joined MK Dons.

That's what William Hill think anyway, they have him as a MK player in their goalscorer odds. :icon_roll

 

[Uncle Connolly]

ask him how funny it was to watch rhyno go mardy because I was named skipped and Rhyno thought he was the best in the team.

Joe said he didnt find that funny at all.

He feels the term 'ryhno' was to do with the lads weight and that it was a form of bullying.

How about you ask him how he feels now about the time in the play ground when he walked up and booted that kid in the balls and how the lads ball bag split (or so the lad said) and how the lad can't have kids now.

He said that was the first time he realised the power he could unleash from his left boot.

Ask him about the other week when him and Lee Cox was at that party before Joe went away and Joe and Lee was offering people out at the party.

He said you werent invited to that party so how could you possibly comment?

 

[Micky]

Joe said he didnt find that funny at all.

He feels the term 'ryhno' was to do with the lads weight and that it was a form of bullying.



He said that was the first time he realised the power he could unleash from his left boot.



He said you werent invited to that party so how could you possibly comment?

offering people out at a party. what a chavster!

 

[Lako42]

Who was he offering out, he's hardly a brute is he.

 

[Macky]

offering people out at a party. what a chavster!

It's a clear sign of pent up aggression due to repressed homosexuality, it's very obvious when you look at all of the events that IrishFox88 has outlined.

Apparently Julian Clarey was a real troublemaker before he came out, always throwing his fists around and, believe me, you don't want Julian Clarey giving you the fist.

 

[homer]

Who was he offering out, he's hardly a brute is he.

Rhyno, I think - and that lad with the split ball bag

 

[Lako42]

Rhyno, I think - and that lad with the split ball bag

All sounds a bit serious to me, I think ill stay out of it for fear of being hunted down by the brute Mattock.

 

[highland fox]

Rhyno, I think - and that lad with the split ball bag

Ryyno would fecking do you no trouble

 

[OldGit]

I think he is confusing him with this one

 

[Melton Fox]

WTF is a "gutto"?

 

[OldGit]

WTF is a "gutto"?

Oh honestly :icon_roll

 

[IrishFox88]

Sorry I meant Guttho - Short name for our school.

 

[Melton Fox]

Sorry I meant Guttho - Short name for our school.

OK, I know the school.

 

[Lako42]

OK, I stand outside that school.

Absolutely terrible behavior.

 

[alex]

Lako you really in NZ?