Jordan and Peter Andre split - the Special "Express your grief here" thread

[highland fox]

Don't really get the animosity for Peter Andre,from what i've heard from him(admittedly not a lot) he seems ok

 

[Lako42]

Don't really get the animosity for Peter Andre,from what i've heard from him(admittedly not a lot) he seems ok

Nice bloke, shame about his Mrs being a Twat.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

she seems a media whore/junkie whereas he appears to want a quieter life

 

[highland fox]

She always seems to slate the poor fecker to pieces whenever I've heard them together,probably got pissed off with it.

 

[camberwell fox]

She always seems to slate the poor fecker to pieces whenever I've heard them together,probably got pissed off with it.

I read in KO magazine the split was between her tits.

Peter wanted them to seperate, pulled them too hard and ''bang,'' now they have seperated.

On a more cheerful front, Richard Branson is looking for a new hot air balloon...

 

[enderby fox]

Nice bloke, shame about his Mrs being a Twat.

Pot calling kettle

 

[footyguts]

anyone had the text involving madonna??

 

[Lako42]

Pot calling kettle

You are like Dennis Wise.

 

[enderby fox]

You are like Dennis Wise.

:icon_lol:

 

[RHYDAL]

anyone had the text involving madonna??

I have. It was only a matter of time wasn't it?
Wonder if you'd get an infraction for posting it in the joke thread?

 

[spionfox]

anyone had the text involving madonna??

If you don't feel able to post it, can you PM me please :icon_lol:

 

[bocadillo]

Just reporting what I've heard:


Madonna said she was saddened to hear of the break up of Peter Andre and super model Jordan.

She also want's first refusal on the blind nigger if she decides to sell him

 

[bocadillo]

and another:

"so peter andre and katie price have split up. I bet harvey didnt see that one coming"

 

[spionfox]

Madonna said she was .......

She also want's first refusal on the ........

"so peter andre and katie price .......

You do know you are going straight to hell don't you

:icon_wink

 

[bocadillo]

You do know you are going straight to hell don't you

I've got news for you - I knew before!

 

[spionfox]

I've got news for you - I knew before!

Take that look off your face :icon_wink

 

[Boy Genius]

Take that look off your face :icon_wink

I can see through your smile.
You would love to be right.
I bet you didn't sleep good last night,
Couldn't wait to bring all of that bad news to my door.
Well, I've got news for you I knew before.


Boc missed the Well off his line!

 

[Brauny Blue]

I can see through your smile.
You would love to be right.
I bet you didn't sleep good last night,
Couldn't wait to bring all of that bad news to my door.
Well, I've got news for you I knew before.


Boc missed the Well off his line!

Good ole Marti

 

[Boy Genius]

Good ole Marti

never on a sunday though

 

[Harbro-Fox]

and another:

"so peter andre and katie price have split up. I bet harvey didnt see that one coming"

Poor kid imagine having to live with Peter Andre and Jordan, I think I would rarher just be poor and normal.