Junior Lewis set to return

[Joe_Fox]

According to the national paper 'The Daily Bollocks', Junior Lewis is set to make a sensational return to Leicester City. Sources say that Thai owners, King Power, have approached Lewis' agent and have agreed terms to sign the talisman on a six-year contract worth in the region of 50 baht.

A spokesman at the club said "This will please the fans, the players, the entire city. It's a great achievement to bring a favourite back to the club. We are excited. Truly excited. Happy hog."

The deal is expected to go through in time for Leicester's match against Scunthorpe and Lewis is expected to go straight into the team as captain.

Scunthorpe manager Nigel Adkins is delighted.

 

[Joe_Fox]

**** off!

 

[Steven]

I sponsored Junior Lewis. :icon_wink

 

[The Old Fox]

I'll have what he's drinking, please! :icon_lol:

 

[spionfox]

Everyone knew his passport said 'Brazil'.

 

[Cate Fox]

Is Joe_ bored today?

 

[Joe_Fox]

It's the missus's birthday today - off to Laser Quest now. Get in.

 

[lanxfox jnr]

Everyone knew his passport said 'Brazil'.

Is that from Heroes in Blue and White?

 

[lanxfox jnr]

And how is he a sporting hero?

 

[Wombat]

For anyone who's thinking making Paulo Sousa their "worst Leicester manager ever", seeing Junior Lewis should remind us all that he was Peter Taylor's golden boy, who Peter paid a lot of money & had solid trust in, even when every other sane City fan knew he was Sunday parks league standard

Throw in Ade Akinbye & Clarence ($1 million from Cambridge, LOFL), it should never be understated that Peter Taylor was the "worst Leicester manager ever"

 

[indierich06]

According to the national paper 'The Daily Bollocks', Junior Lewis is set to make a sensational return to Leicester City. Sources say that Thai owners, King Power, have approached Lewis' agent and have agreed terms to sign the talisman on a six-year contract worth in the region of 50 baht.

A spokesman at the club said "This will please the fans, the players, the entire city. It's a great achievement to bring a favourite back to the club. We are excited. Truly excited. Happy hog."

The deal is expected to go through in time for Leicester's match against Scunthorpe and Lewis is expected to go straight into the team as captain.

Scunthorpe manager Nigel Adkins is delighted.

What a load of fcuking rubbish...

...everyone knows Adkins manages Southampton now!!!

 

[spionfox]

Is that from Heroes in Blue and White?

It is indeed.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Astonishing.

 

[alex]

Sometimes, it all gets a bit Elan. Know what I mean? Ockle.

 

[glyn]

Can we please close this thread.

 

[Cate Fox]

expect plenty more of these type of threads... Joe seems to be "back on form":icon_roll

 

[David Gwilliam]

Older fans who were watching in the early 1970s might wonder what Joe would have made of Malcolm Partridge.

 

[Mystery benefactor]

Hahaha very funny.

 

[Kingy_85]

Can we please close this thread.

Can we please close this thread.

Can we please close this thread.

Can we please close this thread.

Can we please close this thread.

Can we please close this thread.

 

[Macky]

Hahaha very funny.

What was? :icon_conf