junk emails

[Boy Genius]

I know, i'm very excited about it. I even included all my bank details, (sort code, account number) to help speed the process along.

I have just done the same, claiming to be you......:icon_bigg

 

[MKFox]

I have just done the same, claiming to be you......

Thanks BG, I may even get 2 at this rate!

 

[Boy Genius]

Thanks BG, I may even get 2 at this rate!

Bank details
sort code
account number
account name

all given along with three credit card numbers, and four building society account numbers and driving licence and passport photocopies... just to make sure they have everything in order.

 

[MKFox]

You forgot your National Insurance number you muppet....:icon_roll

 

[Melton Fox]

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[Macky]

You cumm very quickly and without any control!

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[Melton Fox]

I've always said you're a ****ing two pump chump Macky

 

[Macky]

I've always said you're a ****ing two pump chump Macky

so does herself, but it's a bit out of order signing me up to a viagra mailing list fer ****sake :icon_redf

 

[Scarby]

Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Mr Jeff foster,Chief Consulting Officer of South
Export and International Trade Johannesburg South
Africa.we are a company who deal on Raw materials and
export into Canada,America and Europe.We are searching
for representatives who can help us establish a medium
of getting across to our costumers in the
Canada/America and Europe as well as making payments
through you to us. Please if you are interested in
transacting business with us we will be glad. Please
contact us for more information, Subject to your
satisfaction you will be given the opportunity to
negotiate your mode of which we will pay for your
services as our representative in Canada/America and
Europe.

Please if you are interested in taking up this job
with our company kindly forward to us your phone
number/fax and your full contact addresses, to enable
our open communication with you earliest.
Thanks in advance and awaiting your prompt response.

Sincerely Yours
Morgan foster

 

[homer]

Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Mr Jeff foster,Chief Consulting Officer of South
Export and International Trade Johannesburg South
Africa.we are a company who deal on Raw materials and
export into Canada,America and Europe.We are searching
for representatives who can help us establish a medium
of getting across to our costumers in the
Canada/America and Europe as well as making payments
through you to us. Please if you are interested in
transacting business with us we will be glad. Please
contact us for more information, Subject to your
satisfaction you will be given the opportunity to
negotiate your mode of which we will pay for your
services as our representative in Canada/America and
Europe.

Please if you are interested in taking up this job
with our company kindly forward to us your phone
number/fax and your full contact addresses, to enable
our open communication with you earliest.
Thanks in advance and awaiting your prompt response.

Sincerely Yours
Morgan foster

Go for it Scarbs, it's a chance of a lifetime

 

[MHS]

Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Mr Jeff foster,Chief Consulting Officer of South
Export and International Trade Johannesburg South
Africa.we are a company who deal on Raw materials and
export into Canada,America and Europe.We are searching
for representatives who can help us establish a medium
of getting across to our costumers in the
Canada/America and Europe as well as making payments
through you to us. Please if you are interested in
transacting business with us we will be glad. Please
contact us for more information, Subject to your
satisfaction you will be given the opportunity to
negotiate your mode of which we will pay for your
services as our representative in Canada/America and
Europe.

Please if you are interested in taking up this job
with our company kindly forward to us your phone
number/fax and your full contact addresses, to enable
our open communication with you earliest.
Thanks in advance and awaiting your prompt response.

Sincerely Yours
Morgan foster

:icon_conf

 

[Scarby]

shell i reply and see what he says about the name?

 

[MHS]

shell i reply and see what he says about the name?

Do it.

 

[Scarby]

Do it.

will do:icon_bigg

 

[lazzer]

will do:icon_bigg

to be fair im amazed you spotted it scarbs :icon_lol:

 

[Scarby]

Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Mr Jeff foster,Chief Consulting Officer of South
Export and International Trade Johannesburg South
Africa.we are a company who deal on Raw materials and
export into Canada,America and Europe.We are searching
for representatives who can help us establish a medium
of getting across to our costumers in the
Canada/America and Europe as well as making payments
through you to us. Please if you are interested in
transacting business with us we will be glad. Please
contact us for more information, Subject to your
satisfaction you will be given the opportunity to
negotiate your mode of which we will pay for your
services as our representative in Canada/America and
Europe.

Please if you are interested in taking up this job
with our company kindly forward to us your phone
number/fax and your full contact addresses, to enable
our open communication with you earliest.
Thanks in advance and awaiting your prompt response.

Sincerely Yours
Morgan foster

my reply

Dear Mr. Foster Chief Consulting Officer of South
Export(Re: I need your assitance my dear)

Thank you for your lovely email i have just received in my inbox, i have to say i was impressed by what you had to say and would love to know more about this scam......i mean scheme. First things first assitance is spelt assistance, you missed an S! but we all make mistakes.

I was presently surprised by the subject title in which you called me 'my dear', do i know you? if not don’t you think its a bit full on as we are just starting to go into business together and i wont want our relationship to interfere with the export company.

First before we conduct any business i would like to know what you like to be called. One minute you call yourself Jeff the next its Morgan, i hope its Jeff its a much nicer name.

Can you please pass on wishes to Mr. Sebastine van Hans, who was once in your position i found this out by a Google search of your company name - http://segate.sunet.se/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0502&L=kto&P=6323 - why doesn’t your company have a websit?e, you must have millions of dollars, being in export surely a website doesn’t cost that much.

Before i send my details to you i would like you to answer these questions
1) why don’t you have a website?
2) what is South Africa like this time of year?
3) what happened to Sebastine van Hans?
4) is your name Morgan or Jeff?
5) What is your company turnover?
6) Will you invest in Leicester City FC if i help you out?
7)HOW MUCH MONEY WILL I GET OUT OF THIS BUSINESS?
Sincerely Yours
Thom!

 

[lazzer]

my reply

Dear Mr. Foster Chief Consulting Officer of South
Export(Re: I need your assitance my dear)

Thank you for your lovely email i have just received in my inbox, i have to say i was impressed by what you had to say and would love to know more about this scam......i mean scheme. First things first assitance is spelt assistance, you missed an S! but we all make mistakes.

I was presently surprised by the subject title in which you called me 'my dear', do i know you? if not don’t you think its a bit full on as we are just starting to go into business together and i wont want our relationship to interfere with the export company.

First before we conduct any business i would like to know what you like to be called. One minute you call yourself Jeff the next its Morgan, i hope its Jeff its a much nicer name.

Can you please pass on wishes to Mr. Sebastine van Hans, who was once in your position i found this out by a Google search of your company name - http://segate.sunet.se/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0502&L=kto&P=6323 - why doesn’t your company have a websit?e, you must have millions of dollars, being in export surely a website doesn’t cost that much.

Before i send my details to you i would like you to answer these questions
1) why don’t you have a website?
2) what is South Africa like this time of year?
3) what happened to Sebastine van Hans?
4) is your name Morgan or Jeff?
5) What is your company turnover?
6) Will you invest in Leicester City FC if i help you out?
7)HOW MUCH MONEY WILL I GET OUT OF THIS BUSINESS?
Sincerely Yours
Thom!

glass houses :icon_lol:

 

[Scarby]

glass houses :icon_lol:

i changed it to pleasantly before i sent it:icon_bigg:icon_wink

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

just received an email about a rampant rabbit with 93 bobbles on it... :icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

just received an email about a rampant rabbit with 93 bobbles on it... :icon_lol:

What the EMail or the Rabbit ?