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You luck bastard Hazzman.

Why does that shit never happen to me :102: You buying Leicester?
 
Hazzman said:
Yeh easy. With the 14 million.

If you actually click on the link, the poor bastard did ACTUALLY DIE in some plane crash over the Atlantic.

But my main question is she's a princess, what the feck is she doing working in a bank?
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Hi!!!

How are you? My name is Liliya. I am 26 years old. I live in
Russia, city Yoshkar-Ola. I am cheerful woman, and like to do many things
as sport, camping, go to the cinema, theatre etc. In a word I like to do
all what like all people. I work in marketing structure on sale of cosmetics.
My dream this travel abroad. I know the english language well enough..
I began to study english language approximately one year ago.
I wish tell to you history which have pushed me write to
you. 8 months ago I have got acquainted with the man from other country by
name Peter. During this time we had good relations. We have understood
that our relations become serious and we have decided to meet in his country.
I wrote the application for reception the visa.
I waited reception of the visa approximately half of year. All time I kept in
touch with Peter through the internet and often called to each other. I
and Peter waited reception of the visa to our meeting. I have received
the invitation from the ambassador for reception of the visa.
My director has given me long-term holiday from work and I have gone to
Moscow to receive the visa. I informed good news to Peter, but he has
answered, that does not want our meeting.
He played with me. He has informed that has the wife with
two children and at all has no plans to meet me. I was not ready to such
turn of events. I could not think what even after 8 months of
acquaintance he can so unscrupulously act with me. Now I am in Moscow
trip to Moscow and reception of visa. I do not want that all was gone
for nothing and will be glad if my visa will be useful to our meeting.
I could arrive already through 4-5 days, but a problem in that that
now I have no man which would like my arrival. Probable it will silly
sound but if you will be interested in a meeting with the good woman I
shall like to meet you sometime soon! As Peter was dishonest with me I
have decided to find the man which is interested to meet the woman from
Russia. I do not know your ideas about my letter, but it would be fine
if we could meet and have some weeks or months together. On my trip I want to
receive rest from my work and a life in Russia. Also the basic purpose
for the future it is search good men for serious attitudes which go to a
marriage. I have no children, but I want to have children in the future.
I am the mature woman and ready to creation of family with good man. I
do not know what you really search in the future but if we could meet I
shall be happy to discuss with you more about our meeting. What are you
going to do this time? It would be fine if we could meet, do
friendship or more than simply friendship. I shall be happy if you also
have a free time and we could meet soon. I do not know your interests,
but anyhow write to me back and I shall tell to you more about myself.
Write to me all that you want. Maybe we have similar plans and it will
be interesting to us together.

You can write all that you want. Ask any questions which interest you.
Write to me back and I shall tell more about myself and send more my
photos.

Please, write to me back on my regular e-mail: [email protected]
Have a good day,

Liliya
 
KIA INTERNATIONAL LOTTO (HEADQUATER)
Customer Service Department Affiliate of Kia slovakia .
# Grosslingova 24 814 46 Bratislava kia SL

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made today, You are among the winners of the KIA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM Participants were selected through a computer ballot systemdrawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.
As a result of your visiting various websites we are running the e-business promotions for. You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket number 343-221-8756, with serial number 454-17 drew the lucky numbers 3, 8, 13, 22, 27, 41 and Bonus number 12 , Your INSURANCE Number: FLS433/ 453L /GMSA and consequently you won in the Second Category of the KIA FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW.

You have therefore been approved for the payment of the sum of US$500, 000, 00 in cash, including a Toyota car which is the winning present /amount for the Second category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$2,650,000.00 shared among the international winners in the Second category. CONGRATULATIONS!

Please be informed that your CHEQUE of the sum of US$500,000.00 is now with the payee center. Contact your agent and give them your full names so that they will re-insure your winning under your full names. Together with the port where your winning car should be ship to.

To begin your claim, please call your claim agent or send email immediately.
WUKONGLEE Email: [email protected]

KIA CLAIMING SECURITY AGENCY
TEL + 86 13751742384) NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, Please quote your
1. Full name
2. Address / contact number
3. Country of origin
4. Occupation
5. Email.
6. Age
Send above information in your correspondences with your claims agent.
Sincerely ,
MR. WUKONGLEE
V.P FINANCE

[e5kk6vy2ioa]
 
Jeff said:
Hi!!!

How are you? My name is Liliya. I am 26 years old. I live in
Russia, city Yoshkar-Ola. I am cheerful woman, and like to do many things
as sport, camping, go to the cinema, theatre etc. In a word I like to do
all what like all people. I work in marketing structure on sale of cosmetics.
My dream this travel abroad. I know the english language well enough..
I began to study english language approximately one year ago.
I wish tell to you history which have pushed me write to
you. 8 months ago I have got acquainted with the man from other country by
name Peter. During this time we had good relations. We have understood
that our relations become serious and we have decided to meet in his country.
I wrote the application for reception the visa.
I waited reception of the visa approximately half of year. All time I kept in
touch with Peter through the internet and often called to each other. I
and Peter waited reception of the visa to our meeting. I have received
the invitation from the ambassador for reception of the visa.
My director has given me long-term holiday from work and I have gone to
Moscow to receive the visa. I informed good news to Peter, but he has
answered, that does not want our meeting.
He played with me. He has informed that has the wife with
two children and at all has no plans to meet me. I was not ready to such
turn of events. I could not think what even after 8 months of
acquaintance he can so unscrupulously act with me. Now I am in Moscow
trip to Moscow and reception of visa. I do not want that all was gone
for nothing and will be glad if my visa will be useful to our meeting.
I could arrive already through 4-5 days, but a problem in that that
now I have no man which would like my arrival. Probable it will silly
sound but if you will be interested in a meeting with the good woman I
shall like to meet you sometime soon! As Peter was dishonest with me I
have decided to find the man which is interested to meet the woman from
Russia. I do not know your ideas about my letter, but it would be fine
if we could meet and have some weeks or months together. On my trip I want to
receive rest from my work and a life in Russia. Also the basic purpose
for the future it is search good men for serious attitudes which go to a
marriage. I have no children, but I want to have children in the future.
I am the mature woman and ready to creation of family with good man. I
do not know what you really search in the future but if we could meet I
shall be happy to discuss with you more about our meeting. What are you
going to do this time? It would be fine if we could meet, do
friendship or more than simply friendship. I shall be happy if you also
have a free time and we could meet soon. I do not know your interests,
but anyhow write to me back and I shall tell to you more about myself.
Write to me all that you want. Maybe we have similar plans and it will
be interesting to us together.

You can write all that you want. Ask any questions which interest you.
Write to me back and I shall tell more about myself and send more my
photos.

Please, write to me back on my regular e-mail: [email protected]
Have a good day,

Liliya
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Looks like that thing I wrote about overweight, average looking men is true then...
 
A local lad trying to do good. :icon_roll Anone know him? :102: :102: ;)

INTERNATIONAL FINANCE CORPORATION.
Carlton Park Narborough
Leicester LE19 0AL.

Hello: SIR/MADAM
My name is DAVID HARRISON Esq the Administrative manager to the
International Finance Corporation UK. I am writing in respect of a foreign
Investment Portfolio with ID.IFC/EKF1521329BDC35 held at our treasury with
accumulated interest valued at Ten million eight hundred and twenty thousand
dollars($ 10,820,000 USD) owned and serviced by Mrs.Lorna Thorgrimson, an
American citizen, and wife of the multi millionaria Robert Thorgrimson
nationality of Poulsbo, Washington, who was the grandson of O.B.
Thorgrimson, a
founding partner of the prominent Seattle-based law firm Preston, Thorgrimson,
Shidler, Gates & Lucas, where billionaire Bill Gates' father is a partner.
On the 31st January, 2000, Mrs. Lorna Thorgrimson and her husband Robert
Thorgrimson were involved in air-plane crash. All occupants of the Alaska
Airlines Flight 261 unfortunately lost their lives. Read more about this on
visiting this webpage:
www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list

I have made several enquiries to the United States Embassy to locate any of
her extended relatives and this has been unsuccessful, I have also
sent letters
to her address in Washington but it was never answered. After these several
unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track her last name over the Internet to
locate any member of her family. In view of this I got your contact through a
google search on foreigners.Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the
relatives for over 6 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the Next
of Kin to the deceased since you are a foreign person and can receive
the funds
on my behalf so that the proceeds of this Investment portfolio valued at ($
10,820,000 USD) can be paid to you for us to share 50% will be for me as the
initiator of the deal and 50% to you as my foreign partner whom will receive
the funds, Or else the funds will get confiscated or declared unserviceable by
some unscrupulous british officers at the IFC.

This is because the IFC constitution prohibits such investment portfolio to
last 7 years.Your nationality and area of specialization does not matter, as
all modalities have been concluded to present you as the next of kin and
consequently, the beneficiary of the fund.

N.B:
INHERITANCE is not a crime all over the world, but may be a crime only
when you
did not follow the Rules of the International Law of Inheritance. In this
transaction we shall follow strictly all the rules of the International Law of
Inheritance as I have obtained all the necessary documents from the
appropriate
authorities to prove her death and that the inheritance/fund is legitimate and
genuine. I will log into the IFC treasury system at my office and key in your
data as the Next of Kin to Mrs. Lorna Thorgrimson, this means that you
have all
rights to the funds and no law shall find you guilty both at local and
international because the treasury blueprints will clearly state your data as
the true beneficiary and next of kin, so this transaction is 100% risk and
hitch free. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law both at
local and international.
Please note, I am the only one aware of this transaction in my office and I
have all legal documents of my late customer in my briefcase, I want you to
take this as top secret and very confidential, Please do not inform any third
party about this so that we can sucessfully execute this transaction under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law
both at local and international levels. If you are ready to give me your full
cooperation then confirm your interest by contacting me through my personal
email below, After then I will furnish you with an adequate detail of how you
shall receive the funds on my behalf. I assure and promise you that this
transaction will be executed and concluded legally as quickly as possible.

If you are interested, please write back to my private and personal email
address: [email protected]
Please write back promptly. Write me back. I look forward to it.

Thanks and Regards.
God Bless you.
DAVID HARRISON ESQ.
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The Free Lottery Sweepstakes,
P O Box 1010,
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
WINNING NOTIFICATION

The management of Free Lottery Sweepstakes is glad to announce to the
world the NEW YEAR PROMOTION giving away of the sum of TWENTY MILLION
UNITED KINGDOM POUNDS million to 40 lucky email addresses all over the
world.
Your email address happened to be one of the lucky winner of five
hundred thousand pounds ( £500.000.00(G.B.P) among the Forty email
addressess chosen. For all our international winners.
In other to claim your £500,000.00 prize, you will have
to fill the form below and send it back to us for verification and then
you will be inform on how your Cashier's Check for £500,000.00 has
already been deposited with your email contact.

PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM
1.FULL NAMES:__________________________________
2.ADDRESS:_____________________________________________
____________________________________________
3.SEX:_______________
4.AGE:________
5.MARITAL STATUS:___________________
6.OCCUPATION:________________________
7.E-MAIL ADDRESS:_____________________________
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:_____________________
9.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL___________
10.AMOUNT WON:___________________________________
___________________________________________
12. COUNTRY________________________________

Contact Our Claims Agent
Mrs.Eva Pedro
Email: [email protected]

Sincerely,
David Jose
 
i hate them lottery emails, such a waste, and i keep getting these dumb forward emails, i don't know if it has already been stated but stupid emails saying if you send this to xnumber of people the person you like will kiss you on friday and shittt, I live with my mrs and i get a kiss everyday i dont need a email to tell me when i'm going to get a hug kiss or any thing else ;)
 
I can honestly say that I've never received one of these type of emails.
I must be more unpopular than I thought :icon_sad:
 
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