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My name Darek am fan club LEICESTER CITY FC. I am collection souvenirs, very very dreams of pin badges and t-shirt. Very very please send of one's dreams pin badges ,to want to make famous at Poland club. My address - DAREK PIK UL.FELINSKIEGO 20 M 23 LODZ 93-252 POLAND. In advance very very thank you.


**** me, they have strange dreams in Poland.
 
Hello!!!
My name is Svetlana.
I live in Russia, in the city of Yoshkar-Ola. To me 26 years.
I would like to find out you better, but for the beginning I
shall tell a little about itself:
Studied in institute also I have good educations I work as the
the children's the teacher. Since the childhood I have chosen for this
myself trade I very much I like my work, I have respect of people
with which I I work also which to work with me.
I can tell about myself that with a smile I go for work, therefore
that really I receive great pleasure from work with children. I love
children very much and I would like to have children in the future, but
for the beginning I want to find the love.:)
My director has planned to open a private school for Russian children in
UK. I and some other Children's doctors of our school had an opportunity
to work in the UK. To work in the UK I has passed fast rate of studying
English language. To me did all necessary documents for flight
in UK, but approximately one month ago director informed me that all
plans are cancelled and is never possible to be carried out. I built big
plans and all has failed.
Certainly I have been very much disappointed when has learned these news.
Several days ago to me there has come the invitation from UK the ambassador
for reception of the visa. Director informed me that I can to take advantage
of this visa in my personal purposes.
Also director informed that can give long holiday from work if I shall
decide to fly in the UK. I long thought the visa is necessary for me whether
or not. I heard about your country much and it seems to me that really the
best place where it is possible to live and to enjoy a life. The UK has good
economy and it does yours the country stable.
I think that the UK it really best place to find the love, and to live
happily up to the end of a life. I always dreamed to see what life in the
UK and it is possible even to find the love there. Now this dream seems a
reality because with the visa I I have an opportunity to travel in the UK.
I have taken advice about trip to the UK at the girlfriends and they have
told that will be happy for me if I shall carry out the dream of trips to the
UK. Also they informed that men from UK have all qualities of the best
husband. It is valid so? I has decided to fly in the UK, but it is difficult
for me to think of flight in your country seriously because know nobody there.
Probably it silly sounds, but I has decided to engage to searches
of the man from the UK on the Internet. Now I have written to you also it
would be very glad if my visa was useful for ours meetings. I would like to
learn you closer. To learn it is more about your plans, dreams and values.
Who knows, probably we have general plans for The future and to us it will be
good together!?
If you really want to find the good woman for yourself that please write to
me and perhaps in the future we could know better each other and we would have
our meeting and we could build the present family and good relations.
I really good woman which want love and happiness and I when did not want to
destroy your heart.
Please, write to me back and send your pic on my regular e-mail
[email protected]

I shall look forward to hearing from you.
To have good day,
Svetlana.
 
She's gagging for it Boc, would you mind if I mail her or do you want to keep her all for yourself?
 
I bet 'she' wants Boc to send her some money so she can visit him.

I get several emails like that a day!

Didn't you once tell me that you send money to all of them but none of them ever appear?
 
In my intercepted spam mailbox. :icon_roll

Hello: SIR/MADAM
My name is MARK JOHNSON Esq the Administrative manager to the International Finance Corporation.I am writing in respect of a foreign Investment Portfolio with ID.IFC/EKF1521329BDC35 held at our treasury with accumulated interest valued at Ten million eight hundred and twenty thousand dollars($ 10,820,000 USD) owned and serviced by Mrs.Lorna Thorgrimson,an American citizen, and wife of the multi millionaria Robert Thorgrimson nationality of Poulsbo, Washington, who was the grandson of O.B. Thorgrimson, a founding partner of the prominent Seattle-based law firm Preston, Thorgrimson,Shidler, Gates & Lucas, where billionaire Bill Gates' father is a partner.On the 31st January, 2000, Mrs. Lorna Thorgrimson and her husband Robert Thorgrimson were involved in air-plane crash. All occupants of the Alaska Airlines Flight 261 unfortunately lost their lives. Read more about this on visiting this webpage: www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list

I have made several enquiries to the United States Embassy to locate any of her extended relatives and this has been unsuccessful, I have also sent letters to her address in Washington but it was never answered. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track her last name over the Internet to locate any member of her family. In view of this I got your contact through a google search on foreigners.Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 6 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin to the deceased since you are a foreign person and can receive the funds on my behalf so that the proceeds of this Investment portfolio valued at ($10,820,000 USD) can be paid to you for us to share 50% will be for me as the initiator of the deal and 50% to you as my foreign partner whom will receive the funds, Or else the funds will get confiscated or declared unserviceable by some unscrupulous british officers at the IFC.

This is because the IFC constitution prohibits such investment portfolio to last 8 years.Your nationality and area of specialization does not matter, as all modalities have been concluded to present you as the next of kin and consequently, the beneficiary of the fund.

N.B:
INHERITANCE is not a crime all over the world, but may be a crime only when you did not follow the Rules of the International Law of Inheritance. In this transaction we shall follow strictly all the rules of the International Law of Inheritance as I have obtained all the necessary documents from the appropriate authorities to prove her death and that the inheritance/fund is legitimate and genuine. I will log into the IFC treasury system at my office and key in your data as the Next of Kin to Mrs. Lorna Thorgrimson, this means that you have all rights to the funds and no law shall find you guilty both at local and international because the treasury blueprints will clearly state your data as the true beneficiary and next of kin, so this transaction is 100% risk and hitch free. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law both at local and international.

Please note, I am the only one aware of this transaction in my office and I have all legal documents of my late customer in my briefcase, I want you to take this as top secret and very confidential, Please do not inform any third party about this so that we can sucessfully execute this transaction under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law both at local and international levels. If you are ready to give me your full cooperation then confirm your interest by contacting me through my personal email below, After then I will furnish you with an adequate detail of how you shall receive the funds on my behalf. I assure and promise you that this transaction will be executed and concluded legally as quickly as possible.

If you are interested, please write back to my private and personal email address:[email protected]
Please write back promptly .

Thanks and Regards.
God Bless you.
MARK JOHNSON ESQ.
 
...
Please note, I am the only one aware of this transaction in my office and I have all legal documents of my late customer in my briefcase, I want you to take this as top secret and very confidential, Please do not inform any third party about this so that we can sucessfully execute this transaction under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law both at local and international levels.
...

You'd better keep this under your hat Steven, you might not get the dosh else.
 
Claire - I have spoken to H.E.A.R.T. U.K. this morning and they have
confirmed that Flora / Shredded Wheat are definitely interested in
supporting this event in conjunction with them. They have asked about the
possibility of providing a breakfast on the morning!! Clearly significant
involvement there. As I mentioned in my last e-mail I am meeting with Brian
Hall at L.F.C. on Tuesday 6th August and it would be helpful if someone from
E.F.C. could attend to discuss the project. I'm away on holiday for two
weeks from today but will be back on 5th August. I would also ask if there
has been any development on securing permission from Alan Ball's family
about staging the run in his memory?
 
Claire - I have spoken to H.E.A.R.T. U.K. this morning and they have
confirmed that Flora / Shredded Wheat are definitely interested in
supporting this event in conjunction with them. They have asked about the
possibility of providing a breakfast on the morning!! Clearly significant
involvement there. As I mentioned in my last e-mail I am meeting with Brian
Hall at L.F.C. on Tuesday 6th August and it would be helpful if someone from
E.F.C. could attend to discuss the project. I'm away on holiday for two
weeks from today but will be back on 5th August. I would also ask if there
has been any development on securing permission from Alan Ball's family
about staging the run in his memory?

Be from some dosey Scouser girl:102:
Its The Merseyside Run,you run down Church Street in Liverpool City Centre and see how much you can rob before the 'Bizzies' catch you
 
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Claire - further to my e-mail of 25.06.07. I would just like to let you know
that I will be meeting with Brian Hall at LFC to discuss the Big Heart 5K on
Tuesday 7th August. Would it be possible for anyone to attend from Everton
as I think it would be beneficial to discuss with both clubs at the same
time. I am meeting with him at their new offices, Warren House on the Sandon
Industrial Estate at 10.00am.
 
Claire - further to my e-mail of 25.06.07. I would just like to let you know
that I will be meeting with Brian Hall at LFC to discuss the Big Heart 5K on
Tuesday 7th August. Would it be possible for anyone to attend from Everton
as I think it would be beneficial to discuss with both clubs at the same
time.
I am meeting with him at their new offices, Warren House on the Sandon
Industrial Estate at 10.00am.

Tell her to get in touch with a Mr J. Beattie at the Donkey Sanctuary on Stanley Park
 
Wahey, I've been offered a free consultation for a penis extension.

Can anybody lend me the money to get me to America please?
 
Wahey, I've been offered a free consultation for a penis extension.

Can anybody lend me the money to get me to America please?

You can use the ticket I got.I was going for a Penis Reduction but I've decided to live with the burden:102:
 
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