junk emails

[Yorkshire Vixen]

come on ls what do you think!! :icon_roll

 

[homer]

So long suckers, I'm outta here:

ATTN: HANDLE THIS INFORMATION DISCRETELY.
FROM MR.BARRY LEONARD
P.O.BOX 3038,57 VICTORIA STREET
LONDON SW1H, UNITED KINGDOM.
Dear Friend,
Please accept my sincere apologizes if my email does not meet your business or personal ethics. I will first introduce myself as MR.BARRY LEONARD, the Chief Auditor with NATWEST BANK PLC, LONDON-UK.
One of our accounts, with holding balance of £12.500000,000 (Twelve Million Five Hundred thousand pounds Sterling) has been dormant and last operated for years ago. From my investigations, the owner of the said account,Is a foreigner by name MR. JOHN SHUMEJDA who died along with his entire family in crash at Birmingham Airport on 4th Jan,2002.
View this website for verification
http://www.cwn.org.uk/business/a-z/a/agco/2002/01/020104-air-crash.htm
Since then, nobody has done anything as regards the claiming of this money, as he has no family member that has any knowledge as to the existence of either the account or the funds; I have confidently discussed this issue with some of the bank officials and we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner to deal with.
My proposition to you, is to seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin and beneficiary of this late client, So that the proceeds of this account valued a huge sum shall be paid to you, and then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed percentage of 30% for you,While 60% for me and others involved, 10% shall be used for miscelenious expenses while the remainder shall be given to a reputable charity home because the money is owned by a deceased person.
This transaction is totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is legitimate and does not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any other illegal act, funds will be released to you after necessary processes have been followed.Let me hear from you as soon as you get this message, so we can proceed.
Best regards,
Mr Barry Leonard.

 

[Spanky Fox]

you made it to the big time homer, good luck, let me know if the deal fall through :icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

You lucky ****!!!!

 

[fcukcov]

DER I_N_VESTORALARM!

B J 5 N.F B_EGINNT H_OCHGEHEN!

C.ompany: B_OERSE I_NVEST B_ETEI
W.KN : 7 9 7 6 3 9
I.SIN : C H 0 0 1 2 8 0 2 0 9 3
M.arkt: Frankfurt
K.urzel : B J 5 N.F
L.etztr K.urs: 1.93
4 T.ages Pr.ognose: 2.55

ES IST EIN U_NGLAUBLICHES P_ROFITPOTENTIAL!
V_ERLIERE D_IESE C_HANCE N_ICHT!

Das Allgemeine Brouillon (The Universal Draft). Fernsehen ist kein Eraet sondern eine Nutzungsart.
Die Veranstaltungen finden jeweils 19.
Novalis als Zitatgeber bei Harald Schmidt ARD 24.
Wo faengt Web 2. EXZELLENTE UND UMFASSENDE DARSTELLUNG.
Those of the Body.
Login Links des Artikels.
Novalis als Zitatgeber bei Harald Schmidt ARD 24.
Jahrhundert und die Bergakademie Freiberg. Login Links des Artikels.
TEXTE AUS PARIS VON PETER ETTL.
With the mineralogist A. Weshalb integrieren so viele romantische Dramen und Romane lyrische Einlagen.
Ads - passive personalisierung.
World Cafe Europe, Dresden Was darf ich bloggen.
Hilton bittet Schwarzenegger um Gnade.
IHREN HINTERGRUND BILDEN U.
IHREN HINTERGRUND BILDEN U. Weil wir die Spitze kappen und den Boden anheben.
Matthias Schrader berichtet, dass die. OK, das war eine Idee nach etwas zu.
TV macht die Klugen klueger und die Dummen duemmer.
Novalis als Zitatgeber bei Harald Schmidt ARD 24.
SEINE REZEPTION IN DER SOZIALDEMOKRATISCHEN PRESSE VON JOHN ZIMMERMANN.
Das salinistische Umfeld Friedrich von Hardenbergs. DESIGN BY DAVID CUMMINS FOR SERENDIPITY V.
So versichert Eleonore Sent. HERBERT EWE ZUM 80.
Slightly into metaphysical reading, this Idealism. Homepage Wishes My Nets Bio impressum.
Motivforschung und Wikizatin sind ein sowohl als auch.
Novalis als Zitatgeber bei Harald Schmidt ARD 24.
No talent for metaphysical research. BLEIBEN WIR BEI JANAS FREUND. Be represented by mere Logic-.
TAGE AUS ASCHE UND WIND. Fernsehen ist kein Eraet sondern eine Nutzungsart.
Zu viele zufriedene Kunden sind ein Problem.
Homepage Wishes My Nets Bio impressum. Bei Aktualisierung dieser Kommentare benachrichtigen.

 

[Macky]

DER I_N_VESTORALARM!

B J 5 N.F B_EGINNT H_OCHGEHEN!

C.ompany: B_OERSE I_NVEST B_ETEI
W.KN : 7 9 7 6 3 9
I.SIN : C H 0 0 1 2 8 0 2 0 9 3
M.arkt: Frankfurt
K.urzel : B J 5 N.F
L.etztr K.urs: 1.93
4 T.ages Pr.ognose: 2.55

ES IST EIN U_NGLAUBLICHES P_ROFITPOTENTIAL!
V_ERLIERE D_IESE C_HANCE N_ICHT!

Das Allgemeine Brouillon (The Universal Draft). Fernsehen ist kein Eraet sondern eine Nutzungsart.
Die Veranstaltungen finden jeweils 19.
Novalis als Zitatgeber bei Harald Schmidt ARD 24.
Wo faengt Web 2. EXZELLENTE UND UMFASSENDE DARSTELLUNG.
Those of the Body.
Login Links des Artikels.
Novalis als Zitatgeber bei Harald Schmidt ARD 24.
Jahrhundert und die Bergakademie Freiberg. Login Links des Artikels.
TEXTE AUS PARIS VON PETER ETTL.
With the mineralogist A. Weshalb integrieren so viele romantische Dramen und Romane lyrische Einlagen.
Ads - passive personalisierung.
World Cafe Europe, Dresden Was darf ich bloggen.
Hilton bittet Schwarzenegger um Gnade.
IHREN HINTERGRUND BILDEN U.
IHREN HINTERGRUND BILDEN U. Weil wir die Spitze kappen und den Boden anheben.
Matthias Schrader berichtet, dass die. OK, das war eine Idee nach etwas zu.
TV macht die Klugen klueger und die Dummen duemmer.
Novalis als Zitatgeber bei Harald Schmidt ARD 24.
SEINE REZEPTION IN DER SOZIALDEMOKRATISCHEN PRESSE VON JOHN ZIMMERMANN.
Das salinistische Umfeld Friedrich von Hardenbergs. DESIGN BY DAVID CUMMINS FOR SERENDIPITY V.
So versichert Eleonore Sent. HERBERT EWE ZUM 80.
Slightly into metaphysical reading, this Idealism. Homepage Wishes My Nets Bio impressum.
Motivforschung und Wikizatin sind ein sowohl als auch.
Novalis als Zitatgeber bei Harald Schmidt ARD 24.
No talent for metaphysical research. BLEIBEN WIR BEI JANAS FREUND. Be represented by mere Logic-.
TAGE AUS ASCHE UND WIND. Fernsehen ist kein Eraet sondern eine Nutzungsart.
Zu viele zufriedene Kunden sind ein Problem.
Homepage Wishes My Nets Bio impressum. Bei Aktualisierung dieser Kommentare benachrichtigen.

Babelfish says:

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[fcukcov]

cheers macky, dead clear now.

 

[Melton Fox]

Lovely Stuff!!!. Full money back guarantee and Mr Melton Fox is signing up for this one. It's a no brainer:


Dont be afraid to buy our Penis Enlarge Patch. If you are not satisfied with its results, we promise to refund your money.

http://www.getrang.com/
Impotence will never occur after using Penis Enlarge Patch, even in time.

 

[DesertFox]

The best part about this is payback time - I bet you'd get a cheque with PENIS ENLARGEMENT COMPANY in huge letters (bigger, in fact, than your penis, ironically) which 99% of blokes will never take to the bank.

There was someone who did a scam just like that with a sex toy catalog that was sent out for a fiver - they collected thousands of fivers, then had a "problem at the printers" so everyone was sent their money back. They only had to pay a fraction of it back.

I've been wondering about a scam like this for years, to be honest. Great way to make easy cash!!! :icon_bigg

 

[drummindefender]

was that an idea mooted also in lock stock?

 

[Melton Fox]

There was also a famous scam involving the name "The Gay & Lesbian Company".

 

[Matt_B]

Lovely Stuff!!!. Full money back guarantee and Mr Melton Fox is signing up for this one. It's a no brainer:


Dont be afraid to buy our Penis Enlarge Patch. If you are not satisfied with its results, we promise to refund your money.

http://www.getrang.com/
Impotence will never occur after using Penis Enlarge Patch, even in time.

But they are so believable, on their homepage alone the facts change from 60% of women are unhappy to 67% of women are unhappy. Whats to be dubious about :icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

But they are so believable, on their homepage alone the facts change from 60% of women are unhappy to 67% of women are unhappy. Whats to be dubious about :icon_wink

:icon_lol: You clicked the link :icon_lol:

 

[Matt_B]

:icon_lol: You clicked the link :icon_lol:

Well, you have to don't you :icon_bigg

 

[MKFox]

1 million bucks! I'm going to tell my boss what i think of them right now...

INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
CONTACT MR.FLESHMAN AND SECURITIES.
FROM:CONTINENTAL LOTTO INC.
PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REF: 421/613/580-EB
BATCH:42100546-934-VE
Dear Winner,
Following official publication of results of the Email
electronic online Sweepstakes organized by the
continental lotto Inc., the Slide circuir award
and the
Heineken prizes in conjunction with the foundation for
the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.), held on
the 25TH of May 2007, in Amsterdam The
Netherlands, wherein your electronic email address
emerged as one of the online winning emails in the 2nd
category and therefore attracted a cash award of
$1,000,000 (One million Dollars only),
We write to officially notify you of this award and to
advise you to contact the processing office
immediately upon receipt of this message for more
information concerning the verification processing and
eventual payment of the above prize to you.
It is important to note you that your award
information was released today the 29th of May
2007 with the following particulars attached to it.
(I) Reference Number:421/613/580-EB
(ii) Ticket Number: TL754/22/76
(iii)Batch Number: 42100546-934-VE
(iv)File Number: 2-34-90-57-1101
(v) Lucky Number: TL 22/15406
Please contact the claim agents within 5 working days
to facilitate the release of your prize, You are
required to mention the above particulars of your
award in every correspondence addressed to the
processing agents.
CONTACT NAME: MR.JAMES FLESHMAN.
CITY/ COUNTRY: AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.
TEL: +31-620-886-976

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

YOU ARE THE WINNER OF SOUTH AFRICA 2010 WORLD CUP COMPUTER PROMOTION DRAW.
UNIVERSAL CROSSING SA
YOU HAVE WON ON THE COMPUTER BALLOT,
THE SUM OF US$ 2,100,000,00
AND ALSO A FREE TICKET TO 2010 WORLD CUP

HOSTING BY SOUTH AFRICA

PLEASE CONTACT
( MR. Douglas Duke )
YOUR CLAIM AGENT.
ON PHONE NO. +27 784145588
email addresses. [email protected] or [email protected] and [email protected]

(UNIVERSAL LOTTERY)
PRIZE AWARD NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made on march 2007, of winners of the Bid Lotto International Programs, as part of our promotional draws.

Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.

Note that your email address qualified for the draw, as a result of your visiting various websites we are running the e-business promotions for. You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket number 7017-4162-1018, with serial number MH4710019 drew the lucky numbers 80, 35, 11, 72, 90, 41 and Bonus number 1 and consequently YOU HAVE won in the Second Category.

REFERENCE NUMBER: LLI/240142/011

BATCH NUMBER: 18/006/1094/LIPDA/SL.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$2,100,000.00 in cash, which is the winning payout for Second category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$26,650,000.00 shared among the Seven international winners in the Second category. CONGRATULATIONS!
To begin your claim, urgently contact your claim agent through the below information:

MR. DOUGLAS DUKE
UNIVERSAL LOTTERY SA,
Universal Building, 210-211
Park Hurst,Balfour-Unit 1440980
JOHANNESBURG, GAUTENG 2001 REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA.
+ 27- 78 4145588,email addresses. [email protected] or [email protected] and [email protected]


NOTE: you must send your informations to each one of those email addresses of your claim agent In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers and other information provided above and below in every one of your correspondences with your claims agent also note that you will spend some money when processing your winning documents as the real beneficially of the sum of us$2,100.000.00 so that your government in your country will not ask you how come the money onece you are with your evidence winning documents no problem to get your money transfer into your account number, be warmed to keep your winning infromation very confidential to avoid any person coming with the same information because we receive a lot of calls from poeple trying to claim money from us. For this is your winning information glab it now with this refrence and batch numbers

REFERENCE NUMBER: LLI/240142/011
BATCH NUMBER: 18/006/1094/LIPDA/SL.

BID LOTTO PROGRAM IS A BONUS FOR THE WHOLE WORLD FOR THE 2010 SOCCER WORLD

Congratulations'' once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

UNIVERSAL CROSSING SA
GOES INTERNATIONAL
AS THE 2010
WORLD CUP
WILL BE HOSTED BY
SOUTH AFRICA
THIS PROGRAM IS SPONSORED BY: SOUTH AFRICAN LOTTO AUTHORITY. AND SUPPORTED BY: (Fédération Internationale de Football Association)

FIFA
SUPPORT






Congratulations from the Staff & Members of the
National Lottery Board Commission

PLEASE FILL IN THE BELOW FORM AND SEND IT TO MR. DOUGLAS DUKE VIA EMAIL FOR THE PROCESS OF YOUR WINNING FUND
FORM A
WINNING NUMBER:..................................................................................

BATCH NUMBER ……………..................................................................

SERIAL NUMBER:....................................................................................

FULL NAME :……....……………...............................................................

SUR NAME :..................................................................................................

DATE OF BIRTH.........................................................................................

COUNTRY ORIGIN...................................................................................................

NATIONALITY................................................................................................

MALE / FEMALE...........................................................................................

COMPANY'S NAME:………...............................................................................................................

RESIDENT ADDRESS:………………………......................................................................................

PHONE:……………… FAX…….……....................………............................



BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF INDIVIDUAL/COMPANY:

……………………………………………………………………………………………
……………………………………………………………………………………………
…………………………………………………………………………………………….
…………………………………………………………………………………………….…………………………………………………………………………………………….
…………………………………………………………………………………………….




Sincerely Yours,
Mrs. Caroline Owen
Co-ordinator
South Africa World cup 2010

shall I resign now?

 

[MHS]

Congratulations MK and SWWG.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Dear Winner,
You Have Won: 500,000:00GBP

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today of winners of
the MSW MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS held on the 20TH MAY,
2007.

Your company or your personal e-mail address, is attached to winning
number 20-12DEC-2006-02MSW, with serial number S/N-00168 drew the lucky
numbers 887-13-865-37-10-83, and consequently won in the first lottery
category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
500,000.00 GBP ( FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS STERLING) credited to
file REF NO: MSW-L/200-26937.

To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the claims
department by email for processing and remittance of your prize money
to you.
The claims officer contact email is:
[email protected]

you will have to fill the form below and send it back to us for verification and then you will be inform on how your Cashier's Check for £500,000.00 has
already been deposited with your email contact.

PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM
1.FULL NAMES:__________________________________
2.ADDRESS:_____________________________________________
____________________________________________
3.SEX:_______________
4.AGE:________
5.MARITAL STATUS:___________________
6.OCCUPATION:________________________
7.E-MAIL ADDRESS:_____________________________
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:_____________________
9.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL___________
10.AMOUNT WON:___________________________________
___________________________________________
12. COUNTRY________________________________

Please you are adviced to complete the form and send back to us for
prompt collection. You are automatically disqualified if you are below
18 years.


Warmest Regards,
Mr. Steve Scott.

Ticket Number: : 8390281
Serial Number: 3422/06
Lucky Numbers: 4-7-10-33-35-49


Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10,United Kingdom.
Ref: BTD/610/07
Batch: 742701AE

 

[MKFox]

Microsoft Award Team
Harlesden

If I were Microsoft I base myself there too.....

 

[Jeff]

If I were Microsoft I base myself there too.....

And I bet you'd use a Yahoo email address too.