And he didn't hear they'd split until about 10 years after it happened. Probably too busy killing innocent people to watch the news.
junk emails
- Thread starter lazzer
- Start date
This page may contain links to companies such as eBay and Amazon. As an affiliate of these sites I may earn commission if you click the link and make a purchase
- Status
And he didn't hear they'd split until about 10 years after it happened. Probably too busy killing innocent people to watch the news.
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
He need to be sure there wasn't a reformation.
Macky
Gruntled Member
Omnipotent God, my arse.
He sent a Jehovah's witness to do his dirty work, so I just punched him on the jaw & he soon ****ed off.
I think I'm safe for another while.
highland fox
New Member
Just got in from work and opened this...:icon_conf
Evening Highland,
I'm at a loose end for a while and wonder if there's any gardening you would need doing,reasinable rates and I'll bring my own spade
Take Care
Martin
Evening Highland,
I'm at a loose end for a while and wonder if there's any gardening you would need doing,reasinable rates and I'll bring my own spade
Take Care
Martin
Last edited:
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
:icon_lol:cheered me up H
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
Dear
Greetings to you, i hope this mail finds you well & healthy and i hope we can established a relationship since we are meeting for the first time,i have gone through a profile that speaks good of you and it interests me to contact you for an assistance to help me transfer the Sum of 6.5 Million USA dollars my father deposited in a bank here in Cote d'Ivoire before he was assasinated.i like honesty,trust,love,truth,caring,& respect,i have all this qulities in me and i believe you have all this qualities too, that is why i decided to contact you for this transaction,i will like you to contact me through my private mail box([email protected] ) so that we can know ourselves better.
Thanks and hoping to hear from you soonest.
Loncy Bamba
Greetings to you, i hope this mail finds you well & healthy and i hope we can established a relationship since we are meeting for the first time,i have gone through a profile that speaks good of you and it interests me to contact you for an assistance to help me transfer the Sum of 6.5 Million USA dollars my father deposited in a bank here in Cote d'Ivoire before he was assasinated.i like honesty,trust,love,truth,caring,& respect,i have all this qulities in me and i believe you have all this qualities too, that is why i decided to contact you for this transaction,i will like you to contact me through my private mail box([email protected] ) so that we can know ourselves better.
Thanks and hoping to hear from you soonest.
Loncy Bamba
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
Hello,
Compliment of the season to you,how is life with you hope fine. My name is Jennifer Norman,From Republic of Sierra Leone in African,Presently residing in Dakar Senegal.I like to establish a long lasting relationship with you.In addition,i will like you to reply me so that i will give you my picture and more information about me.I am contacting you to seek your relationship and partnership on areas of business investment in your country where we can combinely invest my money on profitable gains.The amount involved is Seven Million United States Dollars{US$7,000,000.00} only and i need your advice in time so that i can make necessary arrangements to transfer the money to your position before my arrival in your country for further discussions and investments. Tell me about yourself and also send me your full names, telephone and fax numbers for easy communication.I will give you 20% for your kind assistance to me. We shall discuss term and percentage for annual profit from investment.I will give you further details as soon as I hear from you.Please acknowledge the receipt of this offer and indicate your willingness and readiness to assist me by responding urgently.
Reply via this address [email protected]
Yours Sincerely,
Jennifer Norman
Compliment of the season to you,how is life with you hope fine. My name is Jennifer Norman,From Republic of Sierra Leone in African,Presently residing in Dakar Senegal.I like to establish a long lasting relationship with you.In addition,i will like you to reply me so that i will give you my picture and more information about me.I am contacting you to seek your relationship and partnership on areas of business investment in your country where we can combinely invest my money on profitable gains.The amount involved is Seven Million United States Dollars{US$7,000,000.00} only and i need your advice in time so that i can make necessary arrangements to transfer the money to your position before my arrival in your country for further discussions and investments. Tell me about yourself and also send me your full names, telephone and fax numbers for easy communication.I will give you 20% for your kind assistance to me. We shall discuss term and percentage for annual profit from investment.I will give you further details as soon as I hear from you.Please acknowledge the receipt of this offer and indicate your willingness and readiness to assist me by responding urgently.
Reply via this address [email protected]
Yours Sincerely,
Jennifer Norman
Macky
Gruntled Member
Jesus wept.
What kind of sites are you posting your profile on to encourage those kind of messages?
I've received a lot of spam in my time but nobody has ever given up a different email address for me to respond to.
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
don't know where they got my email address from
MKFox
New Member
Sounds legit to me (especially the bit about how nice it was to meet me today but in the next line we've never met...):icon_bigg
Hello my dear,
Nice to meet you, I am Mrs. Joan Beeker from Sierra-Leone but currently reside
in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire, it's a pleasure meeting you today. This letter might
come to you as a surprise because we have never met each other before, I
sincerely apologize in advance if this letter is against your communication
principle, just do me a favour by responding to the urgency of this letter if
you deem it necessary to give me a helping hand.
I lost my husband when rebels struck the northern part of Cote d’Ivoire (Buake)
in 2005 as he went to negotiate for the establishment of cocoa processing
factory. Before his death, he made a deposit of US$ 10.5 Millions with a bank
here in a suspense fixed account, which I never knew that; clause was attached
to it until I got to the bank recently.
I got to the bank and demanded for the release of the fund so that I’ll have
access to it, they turned my requested down, demanding for a foreign account
where the money will be transferred. It was then that I knew that my late
husband made the deposit in a suspense fixed account with a clause attached to
it for onward transfer in a foreign account. They requested that I should get a
foreign partner’s account which I made them known that I never knew any of my
late husband’s foreign partner. So they advised that I should try and get
anybody who will stand in as my late husband’s foreign partner. The bank
director promised to help me in transferring the money as soon I fulfill their
requirement by submitting foreign information.
If you’re ready to help me transfer this money into your account, please send
the following details of you to enable me submit it to the bank for immediate
transfer procession:
1. Your Name:
2. Contact address:
3. Phone and Fax Numbers:
4. Occupation:
I’ll give you 15% of the total fund transferred for your commission and 5% for
any expense you might incur during the transfer, all making 20%. You should
deduct this 20% immediately the money gets into your account. The rest you’ll
keep for me until I come over there with my son (Ken.)
I have plans to invest this money in continuation with the investment vision of
my late husband, but not in this place again rather in your country. I have the
vision of going into real estate and industrial production, please if you are
willing to assist me and my only son Ken, indicate your interest in replying
soonest. Or you can call me on this number: +22507057738.
Thanks in advance for your anticipated co-operation,
Yours sincerely,
Ms. Joan Beeker
Hello my dear,
Nice to meet you, I am Mrs. Joan Beeker from Sierra-Leone but currently reside
in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire, it's a pleasure meeting you today. This letter might
come to you as a surprise because we have never met each other before, I
sincerely apologize in advance if this letter is against your communication
principle, just do me a favour by responding to the urgency of this letter if
you deem it necessary to give me a helping hand.
I lost my husband when rebels struck the northern part of Cote d’Ivoire (Buake)
in 2005 as he went to negotiate for the establishment of cocoa processing
factory. Before his death, he made a deposit of US$ 10.5 Millions with a bank
here in a suspense fixed account, which I never knew that; clause was attached
to it until I got to the bank recently.
I got to the bank and demanded for the release of the fund so that I’ll have
access to it, they turned my requested down, demanding for a foreign account
where the money will be transferred. It was then that I knew that my late
husband made the deposit in a suspense fixed account with a clause attached to
it for onward transfer in a foreign account. They requested that I should get a
foreign partner’s account which I made them known that I never knew any of my
late husband’s foreign partner. So they advised that I should try and get
anybody who will stand in as my late husband’s foreign partner. The bank
director promised to help me in transferring the money as soon I fulfill their
requirement by submitting foreign information.
If you’re ready to help me transfer this money into your account, please send
the following details of you to enable me submit it to the bank for immediate
transfer procession:
1. Your Name:
2. Contact address:
3. Phone and Fax Numbers:
4. Occupation:
I’ll give you 15% of the total fund transferred for your commission and 5% for
any expense you might incur during the transfer, all making 20%. You should
deduct this 20% immediately the money gets into your account. The rest you’ll
keep for me until I come over there with my son (Ken.)
I have plans to invest this money in continuation with the investment vision of
my late husband, but not in this place again rather in your country. I have the
vision of going into real estate and industrial production, please if you are
willing to assist me and my only son Ken, indicate your interest in replying
soonest. Or you can call me on this number: +22507057738.
Thanks in advance for your anticipated co-operation,
Yours sincerely,
Ms. Joan Beeker
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Your LloydsTSB online Business Account Has Been Limited!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear LloydTSB Member,
We are sorry for the inconvinience this limitation may cause to you but this measure has
been taken by our system which has noticed during our daily security controls a slight
error in your Online Banking Account Information.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cause(s) that might have lead to your Account Limitation:
1. When your account was created you have submited invalid information.
2. You have been travelling and you have accessed your account from different areas.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Due to increased risk of fraud our security measures have reached the highest level and it is possible that
that our scheduled security checks have overreacted to some harmless errors.
* Ensuring security for our customers is a top priority at LloydsTSB.
* If your account is limited you can't make or receive any kind of payment.
* Please spare 2 minutes from your online experience and remove your limitation.
To restore account access click the link below:
http://www.urlremovedbymod.com
Your Security ID in this case is LTSB9920402.
Regards, LloydsTSB.
Your LloydsTSB online Business Account Has Been Limited!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear LloydTSB Member,
We are sorry for the inconvinience this limitation may cause to you but this measure has
been taken by our system which has noticed during our daily security controls a slight
error in your Online Banking Account Information.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cause(s) that might have lead to your Account Limitation:
1. When your account was created you have submited invalid information.
2. You have been travelling and you have accessed your account from different areas.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Due to increased risk of fraud our security measures have reached the highest level and it is possible that
that our scheduled security checks have overreacted to some harmless errors.
* Ensuring security for our customers is a top priority at LloydsTSB.
* If your account is limited you can't make or receive any kind of payment.
* Please spare 2 minutes from your online experience and remove your limitation.
To restore account access click the link below:
http://www.urlremovedbymod.com
Your Security ID in this case is LTSB9920402.
Regards, LloydsTSB.
Last edited by a moderator:
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
1st September 2007
Dear martyn,
Meet the man whose services have returned to his customers an average of £57.18p profit for every £1 invested – in just six weeks!
Never mind Euromillions, or super-casinos – the most reliable route to regular tax-free payouts these days is Sports Betting!
Over £20 billion will be won by ordinary, everyday people this year! Yes, that’s BILLION!
To find out more about how YOU can cash in on the summer’s biggest sports betting event, click here…
http://www.urlremovedbymod.com
This is a unique chance to sample up to 15 money-making Rugby World Cup tips from the UK’s most talented Rugby tipster – absolutely RISK FREE!
In the last three major rugby tournaments, our industry ‘insider’ has generated an average of 57.18 points profit through his expert betting knowledge.
That means, if you’d been betting just £10 per bet – you’d have banked £571.80p in pure profit!
At £50 per point you would’ve returned a handy £2,859.
£100 and you’re looking at a massive £5,718.
In just six weeks!
For a full profit breakdown and to find out how YOU can cash in, click here…
http://www.urlremovedbymod.com
And the 2007 Rugby World Cup could make THREE TIMES as much money!
The World Cup is by far the summer’s biggest sporting event and will stage 48 matches – the Six Nations only has 15.
That means THREE TIMES as many moneymaking opportunities!
And I’d like to invite you to sample up to 15 FREE TIPS - sent direct to your mobile phone.
Check out the service for TWO WEEKS – without risking a penny!
Our expert Rugby tipster expects to send out as many as 30 Text Tips covering the 48 World Cup matches.
And I’m so confident this service will make YOU money, I’m prepared to offer you up to 15 tips – effectively HALF the tournament - absolutely risk free.
Sign up today and you have until midnight on Saturday October 22nd – that’s 26 matches in all - to decide whether the service is for you.
And if you are not absolutely amazed and delighted with your profits by then, simply cancel - and it will not have cost you a penny.
To secure your risk free trial, click here…
http://www.urlremovedbymod.com
PLUS – sign up today and get instant access to an exclusive members-only website – plus TWO FREE bonus tips!
As part of the service, you’ll have access to a password protected website – for your eyes only - packed with all the tips and advice you need to make it the most profitable six weeks of the year!
Additionally, all the Text Message tips will be backed up with regular emails providing background information and all results.
There is already TWO tips waiting for you!
PLUS, as soon as you sign up you’ll get two bonus tips in your confirmation email - so you can start earning straight away!
Why not see how much money YOU can make – risk free, click here…
http://www.urlremovedbymod.com
Best wishes,
Matt Nesbitt
Publisher
The Rugby World Cup
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
To update your profile or unsubscribe from JustComps Express please click here
Please don't respond to this email. Its part of an automated system and the mailbox is not monitored which may result in a delay in responding to your request.
CONTACT ME!
You can email me with your stories, tips, feedback or suggestions for anything you'd like to hear
more about at: [email protected]
Please note that unfortunately I cannot respond to individual e-mails, although I would love to
spend time chatting to you all. There's simply not enough time to respond to individual queries.
However I will do my best to address any questions in the following week's emails.
SUBSCRIBE NOW!
If you have received this email from a friend and would like to receive your FREE weekly email newsletter
from JustComps Express, please click here:
As these e-mail are completely free, we do have to fund them with advertising. Occasionally we
will send you promotional emails, which will contain advertisements from us or other companies.
By subscribing you are consenting to receive these promotions. However, please remember that
we will never pass your e-mail address onto any other companies. And if you want to stop receiving JustComps Express at any time, you can immediately unsubscribe by clicking on the link at the top of this email.
Copyright © 2007 Oxfordshire Press Ltd
Registered Office: 24 High Street, Banstead, Surrey, SM7 2LJ.
No. 531 9086. Vat No. GB 854 6478 85
Click here to see our Privacy Policy
http://www.urlremovedbymod.com
Dear martyn,
Meet the man whose services have returned to his customers an average of £57.18p profit for every £1 invested – in just six weeks!
Never mind Euromillions, or super-casinos – the most reliable route to regular tax-free payouts these days is Sports Betting!
Over £20 billion will be won by ordinary, everyday people this year! Yes, that’s BILLION!
To find out more about how YOU can cash in on the summer’s biggest sports betting event, click here…
http://www.urlremovedbymod.com
This is a unique chance to sample up to 15 money-making Rugby World Cup tips from the UK’s most talented Rugby tipster – absolutely RISK FREE!
In the last three major rugby tournaments, our industry ‘insider’ has generated an average of 57.18 points profit through his expert betting knowledge.
That means, if you’d been betting just £10 per bet – you’d have banked £571.80p in pure profit!
At £50 per point you would’ve returned a handy £2,859.
£100 and you’re looking at a massive £5,718.
In just six weeks!
For a full profit breakdown and to find out how YOU can cash in, click here…
http://www.urlremovedbymod.com
And the 2007 Rugby World Cup could make THREE TIMES as much money!
The World Cup is by far the summer’s biggest sporting event and will stage 48 matches – the Six Nations only has 15.
That means THREE TIMES as many moneymaking opportunities!
And I’d like to invite you to sample up to 15 FREE TIPS - sent direct to your mobile phone.
Check out the service for TWO WEEKS – without risking a penny!
Our expert Rugby tipster expects to send out as many as 30 Text Tips covering the 48 World Cup matches.
And I’m so confident this service will make YOU money, I’m prepared to offer you up to 15 tips – effectively HALF the tournament - absolutely risk free.
Sign up today and you have until midnight on Saturday October 22nd – that’s 26 matches in all - to decide whether the service is for you.
And if you are not absolutely amazed and delighted with your profits by then, simply cancel - and it will not have cost you a penny.
To secure your risk free trial, click here…
http://www.urlremovedbymod.com
PLUS – sign up today and get instant access to an exclusive members-only website – plus TWO FREE bonus tips!
As part of the service, you’ll have access to a password protected website – for your eyes only - packed with all the tips and advice you need to make it the most profitable six weeks of the year!
Additionally, all the Text Message tips will be backed up with regular emails providing background information and all results.
There is already TWO tips waiting for you!
PLUS, as soon as you sign up you’ll get two bonus tips in your confirmation email - so you can start earning straight away!
Why not see how much money YOU can make – risk free, click here…
http://www.urlremovedbymod.com
Best wishes,
Matt Nesbitt
Publisher
The Rugby World Cup
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
To update your profile or unsubscribe from JustComps Express please click here
Please don't respond to this email. Its part of an automated system and the mailbox is not monitored which may result in a delay in responding to your request.
CONTACT ME!
You can email me with your stories, tips, feedback or suggestions for anything you'd like to hear
more about at: [email protected]
Please note that unfortunately I cannot respond to individual e-mails, although I would love to
spend time chatting to you all. There's simply not enough time to respond to individual queries.
However I will do my best to address any questions in the following week's emails.
SUBSCRIBE NOW!
If you have received this email from a friend and would like to receive your FREE weekly email newsletter
from JustComps Express, please click here:
As these e-mail are completely free, we do have to fund them with advertising. Occasionally we
will send you promotional emails, which will contain advertisements from us or other companies.
By subscribing you are consenting to receive these promotions. However, please remember that
we will never pass your e-mail address onto any other companies. And if you want to stop receiving JustComps Express at any time, you can immediately unsubscribe by clicking on the link at the top of this email.
Copyright © 2007 Oxfordshire Press Ltd
Registered Office: 24 High Street, Banstead, Surrey, SM7 2LJ.
No. 531 9086. Vat No. GB 854 6478 85
Click here to see our Privacy Policy
http://www.urlremovedbymod.com
Last edited by a moderator:
I'm surprised, I regularly receive spam with a different email address in the body for me to respond to.
Virtually all spam where they want an email response does this, because the from address is faked so they won't receive anything if I just click on reply.
for example this one from a few minutes ago:
And this:
Macky
Gruntled Member
Nope, never noticed it but it does make sense I 'spose.
But to be honest most of it gets filtered & what does get through isn't opened.
MKFox
New Member
:icon_roll
Macky
Gruntled Member
They feckin sting as well.
- Status
| P | Pld | Pts | |
| 1 | Liverpool | 17 | 42 |
| 2 | Arsenal | 18 | 36 |
| 3 | Chelsea | 18 | 35 |
| 4 | Nottm F | 18 | 34 |
| 5 | Newcastle | 18 | 29 |
| 6 | Bournemouth | 18 | 29 |
| 7 | Manchester C | 18 | 28 |
| 8 | Fulham | 18 | 28 |
| 9 | Aston Villa | 18 | 28 |
| 10 | Brighton | 18 | 26 |
| 11 | Brentford | 18 | 24 |
| 12 | Tottenham | 18 | 23 |
| 13 | West Ham | 18 | 23 |
| 14 | Manchester U | 18 | 22 |
| 15 | Everton | 17 | 17 |
| 16 | Palace | 18 | 17 |
| 17 | Wolves | 18 | 15 |
| 18 | Leicester | 18 | 14 |
| 19 | Ipswich | 18 | 12 |
| 20 | Southampton | 18 | 6 |
