junk emails

[Dour]

There's a coincidence. I seem to have won last weeks, but they were late letting me know.

EUROMILLIONS INTL LOTTERY
REFERENCE:89/00/PPF
Nº:ET2/75/69/LLP

RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you that youremail adress has been selected as one of the 12 winning emails in the EURO MILLIONS lottery programme conducted on the 4TH of DEC 2007. The Late result notification was due to difficulties encountered in sorting out mixed up numbers & email.

Your email address has been approved a lump sum payout of ?1,298,404.07 (ONE MILLION, TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY-EIGHT THOUSAND, FOUR HUNDRED AND FOUR EURO, SEVEN CENTS) from our 2007 END OF YEAR INTERNET AND CHARITY BONANZA. We use this meduim to compensate those who had loosed in the lottery games and also to encourage the use of ONLINE LOTTERY GAMES, INTERNET SURFING AND BUSINESS PURSUITS.

The winning ticket was selected from a Data Base of 50,000,000 Internet Email Users, from which your lucky email Address came out as one of the 12th lucky winning email address attached to REF Nº: EFF 28/10/80/EES..

You are to contact and process your winning prize not later than 1 week, after this date if you do not contact and process your winning prize, all funds will be returned to the MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA as unclaimed. You are therefore requested to contact immediately your claims officer below via telephone & email quoting your, winning Nº : 1/17 /24 /26 /30 /49 /14, Ref Nº:REFE:89/00/PPF , Ticket Nº:ET2/75/69/LLP

Mr RICHARD ANTONIO
[email protected]
TEL: ES +34-619-693-930
AGRO SEGUROS
Paco Alfredo Gomez
Promotion Department..

Ahora también puedes acceder a tu correo Terra desde el móvil.
Infórmate pinchando aquí

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

been getting quite a few from banks/building societies saying my account will be closed soon...it would help if i actually had an account with them

 

[Disco Bob]

been getting quite a few from banks/building societies saying my account will be closed soon...it would help if i actually had an account with them

I have found it highly useful to find out that all of my accounts, and all future accounts I have not got around to opening yet, are currently experiencing problems.

I blame it on the money market problems resulting from the sub-prime sector and Richard Branson.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

my leave of you, if you have no objections. This was the singers work, his father agreed. Bring him up, Lord Petyr. Let us write an end tohistory, alive . . .mean hes fit to fight one. Sweetling, be a good girl and bring Lord Robert to the High Hall to receive his guests. She had hoped the name might cow them, but the serjeant only flicked egg off his fingers and It would be too great a strain on you. Balon had commanded them not to speak of it, but Balon was dead. He put a baby in her belly an

 

[Jeff]

They put stuff like that in to get their emails past spam filters.

 

[Disco Bob]

*woooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!*

:icon_lol:

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

*woooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!*

:icon_lol:

:icon_lol:

 

[Jeff]

*woooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!*

:icon_lol:

 

[Disco Bob]

The Investigation, on Radio 4 last night, tracked down a spammer. It uncovered (if I remember correctly) that 20% of spam email has click-through from idiots who think their penis will get bigger and harder by spending up to £50 on pills made from herbs in India that hold a real cost of 50p.

It helped pass the time at work last night.

It's half an hour out of your life if you're interested: Listen Again

 

[Jeff]

We are pleased to inform you of the result of UK NATIONAL LOTTERY 2008,

which was held on Monday January 07th, 2008. Your e-mail address
attached TICKET NUMBER: 74454774, SERIAL NUMBER: 144-66584,with DREW
LUCKY NUMBERS: 5-21-23-34-61-72 that drewn a prize of 516,778.00 GREAT
BRITISH POUNDS


CLAIMS AGENTS
Mr.Peter Taylor

 

[bocadillo]

Received on a Railway Group today:

Important Information

Just to let you all know of my new venture. As you know I have
fingers in many pies (or trainers!) and would like to take this
opportunity to share them with you.

My homosexuality has always been a stumbling block for me, as well as
my dyslexia and I can tell you all today I am no longer ashamed of
either.

Your continued support by posting not only on my groups but other
groups gives me hope that one day I will be classed as a normal 42-
year-old, despite having these stumbling blocks in my disturbed life.

Please take a moment of your time (I know these are not rail related
and some are homosexual skewed sites. I do apologise in advance but
you would be doing me a big favour if you actually read about the
real me and had a look at what I look like, maybe some of you boys
would like to play with me sometime as I am actively looking for a
**** (and foot!) buddy.

Thank you for your time,
Michael xx

http://121gay.com/ekin1972
http://www.bebo.com/ekin1965
http://www.searchlads.com/adidaz
http://www.trainersandtrackies.adidaz.biz


:icon_eek:

 

[Dour]

Received on a Railway Group today:

Important Information

Just to let you all know of my new venture. As you know I have
fingers in many pies (or trainers!) and would like to take this
opportunity to share them with you.

My homosexuality has always been a stumbling block for me, as well as
my dyslexia and I can tell you all today I am no longer ashamed of
either.

Your continued support by posting not only on my groups but other
groups gives me hope that one day I will be classed as a normal 42-
year-old, despite having these stumbling blocks in my disturbed life.

Please take a moment of your time (I know these are not rail related
and some are homosexual skewed sites. I do apologise in advance but
you would be doing me a big favour if you actually read about the
real me and had a look at what I look like, maybe some of you boys
would like to play with me sometime as I am actively looking for a
**** (and foot!) buddy.

Thank you for your time,
Michael xx

http://121gay.com/ekin1972
http://www.bebo.com/ekin1965
http://www.searchlads.com/adidaz
http://www.trainersandtrackies.adidaz.biz


:icon_eek:

Just let yourself go. Doesn't look like his dyslexia's that bad.

 

[Han]

Received on a Railway Group today:

Important Information

Just to let you all know of my new venture. As you know I have
fingers in many pies (or trainers!) and would like to take this
opportunity to share them with you.

My homosexuality has always been a stumbling block for me, as well as
my dyslexia and I can tell you all today I am no longer ashamed of
either.

Your continued support by posting not only on my groups but other
groups gives me hope that one day I will be classed as a normal 42-
year-old, despite having these stumbling blocks in my disturbed life.

Please take a moment of your time (I know these are not rail related
and some are homosexual skewed sites. I do apologise in advance but
you would be doing me a big favour if you actually read about the
real me and had a look at what I look like, maybe some of you boys
would like to play with me sometime as I am actively looking for a
**** (and foot!) buddy.

Thank you for your time,
Michael xx

http://121gay.com/ekin1972
http://www.bebo.com/ekin1965
http://www.searchlads.com/adidaz
http://www.trainersandtrackies.adidaz.biz


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I don't know why you need us to proof read it Boc, you should've just trusted your English and sent it.

Keep me off the mailing list though. I'm not doing that again.

 

[bocadillo]

I don't know why you need us to proof read it Boc

:icon_eek:

 

[Steven]

I got a email with the title

you can have a 7-inches longPenis

Then I thought, why settle for second best.

 

[Han]

Dear Friend



Please after reading this mail, kindly email your response to this private email account only: ([email protected])



I write to seek your cooperation as my foreign partner and your assistance to enable me an Iraqi with name Abu Jasim Hussein Kamil Abdul Fatah to own a property and invest in the stable economy of your country.



l decided to contact you because I cannot invest in your country without an assistant from someone from your country. And I will be glad to hear from you most in respect of the tax on foreign investors and the economic situation of your country if it will be stable for such investment opportunity that amounted to $ 270 Million USD.



I have the total intention of investing into an estate development and other lucrative investment in your country such as agriculture and fishing.



Although I am on transit and you can as well reach me on my Private Email below for details. I am afraid because it was an escape mission through the assistance of the UN and I am secured but lost my elder brother who is Hatem Kamil Abdul Fatah the assassinated deputy governor of Baghdad and the above said funds was the deposit he made in a safe finance house which I will disclose the details to you upon our conclusive agreement and mutual understanding.



The websites below is a proof and verification of the news about his death:



http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/world/middle_east/3970619.stm



http://www.uslaboragainstwar.org/article.php?id=6979



Being that I am the only brother remaining, his enemies planned to assassinate me so that they could lay hands on his assets but I managed to escape through the United Nation assistance and I am on transit now.



I will require a good partnership from you as a native of the land with your great impact in business and more details will be given to you on proceed. In respect of your managerial assistance you shall be subjected to the entitlement of 20% as remark to your effort but please it will require absolute submit and whole hearted assistance from you as a great indigenous support.



Please if you are interested make sure you email your response to this private email account only: ([email protected])



Much co-operation will be required from you.



Best Regards



Abu Jasim Hussein Abdul Fatah



([email protected])

 

[Dour]

Yesterday, when cleaning out my junk email folder, I saw I had an email from John Major, offering me cheap prescription drugs. He must be really down on his luck.

 

[FryattFox]

Pls reply asap

I am Mr.peter wong Executive Director of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd,
Hong Kong.

An Iraqi named Hikmet Hajou,a deputy ambassador to Jordan made a numbered fixed
deposit of(346,736,899.68 HKD) for 18 calendar months, this is valued
to Fourty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only
in my branch.
Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war,
four years ago (2004). Again in 2007 another notification was sent
and still no response came from him. I later found out that Hikmet Hajou
and his family had been assasinated in his official residence in Jordan.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Hikmet Hajou
did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the
paper work of his bank deposit.

should be interested in executing this with me; :icon_lol:
indicate your interest by sending me the following:

1. YOUR NAME
2. YOUR RESIDENT ADDRESS
3. YOUR OCCUPATION
4. YOUR PHONE NUMBER
5. DATE OF BIRTH
6. COUNTRY OF RESIDENT

Your response with the requested information should be
sent to reach me at my personal email address below:
[email protected]

Sincerely,
Mr.peter wong

 

[MKFox]

Pls reply asap

I am Mr.peter wong Executive Director of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd,
Hong Kong.

An Iraqi named Hikmet Hajou,a deputy ambassador to Jordan made a numbered fixed
deposit of(346,736,899.68 HKD) for 18 calendar months, this is valued
to Fourty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only
in my branch.
Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war,
four years ago (2004). Again in 2007 another notification was sent
and still no response came from him. I later found out that Hikmet Hajou
and his family had been assasinated in his official residence in Jordan.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Hikmet Hajou
did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the
paper work of his bank deposit.

should be interested in executing this with me; :icon_lol:
indicate your interest by sending me the following:

1. YOUR NAME
2. YOUR RESIDENT ADDRESS
3. YOUR OCCUPATION
4. YOUR PHONE NUMBER
5. DATE OF BIRTH
6. COUNTRY OF RESIDENT

Your response with the requested information should be
sent to reach me at my personal email address below:
[email protected]

Sincerely,
Mr.peter wong

Lovely stuff, can you buy MM out, sack IH and get Pete Burns in to manage the team next season?

 

[fosseboy83]

Dear Friend,
With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to
contact you. I am fro(will disclose this later), presently working in
Iraq with an international organization that I will also disclose later,
I found your contact particulars in an address journal.I am seeking
your assistance to evacuate the sum of(US$18.523 Million Dollars)
Eighteen Million, five Hundred And Twenty Three Thousand US Dollars to your
country or any other safe country of your choice, as far as I can be
assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service
here,this is no stolen money,and there are no dangers involved.
SOURCE OF MONEY:
Some money in various currencies was discovered concealed in barrels
with piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location near one of
Saddam,sold palaces during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by all party
present that the money be shared amongst us, this was quite an illegal
thing to do, but I tell you what? no compensation can make up for the
risks we have taken with our lives in this hell hole The above figure was
given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a
problem for me, so with the help of a German contact working here, and his
office enjoys some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a
safe cation entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real
contents of the package,and believes that it belongs to an Asian/American
who died in an air raid, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over
the package to his business associate. I have now found a secured way of
getting the package out to a safer country for you to pick up, and!
will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist
me.One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this
matter with a third party, should you have reasons to reject this
offer, please destroy this mail as any leakage of this information
will be too bad for us.I do not know for how long we will remain here, and
I have survived 2 suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God,
this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out
for help, I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately. and
kindly fill up this requirements like:
Your full name:
Your country:
Contact phone number:
Age:
Occupation:
I await your urgent reply
Regards,
Gp Capt Thongkum