(Kermorgant)
Every now and then you see a player come along and you think he'll be a star (Kermorgant),
You watch his goals on YouTube and you tell all of your mates this boy'll go far (Kermorgant),
Even though he looks a little overweight you know that Nigel's scouting's always thorough (Kermorgant),
Even though it took him nearly twenty five games until he scored against the Boro (Kermorgant why oh why),
Now let me give you all of the details (Kermorgant why oh why),
Of a pretty crucial football match in Wales....
Play-off semi-final second leg, one-nil down, Cardiff quickly make it two
Matty pulls one back and then an own-goal meant that we had every chance of going through
King scores with a header then they level from the spot and it ends all square
Move on into penalties, I'm sweating, heart is racing, this is more than I can bear (Kermorgant why oh why),
Bruno, Steve and Nobby hit the net (Kermorgant why oh why),
What happened next I'll never forget,
As I watched my TV screen, I was sure that he'd have ripped it,
I could not believe what I had seen, when the stupid wanker chipped it
And a season of hope and of dreams pulled apart at the seams,
I can't imagine all the therapy that I'll need if Holloway and DJ make the Premier League
Confidence is one thing but you took it too far
Did someone tell you you were Eric Cantona?
Although our future is bright, I won't forget about last night
I can't forget about...
Once upon a time I had faith in the guy
But now it's time for him to depart
What else can I say? He was totally shit from the start
Totally shit from the start.
