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meeting started ok discussing stewards , the consensus was that the stewards in general were ok but the response team or "thugs in orange jackets" as one person described them needed a complete attitude overhaul a point of which TD agreed he would look at the situation. the issue of standing was raised and somebody asked how long was ok to stand ? was it 10 seconds? quarter of an hour? nobody knew :102: but TD said he would look at it.On swearing, it is ok to shout "momo you fookin useless idiot" it is not ok to shout "momo you are a wanker" as this is inciting somebody to hit you (although he probably wouldnt be arsed tbh) you can not use two fingers, one finger, or the masturbation gesture (i know im 44 but i couldnt stop the snigger :102:) or you will be ejaculated :eek: sorry ejected .
if you ripped out seats for a standing area there would be more people hence the current stand would not be safe enough. also the angle of the stadium is 35 degrees and has to be 27 for standing :102:.
we then went into "anecdote" time and as it was an open meeting and not chaired it drifted into various petty gripes. then..........henry stood up!!!!!
"i want to play the post horn gallop" TD replied "we said you could at 2.45 and you didnt want to so fook off" henry snapped" theres no one in the ground at 2.45" :102: the meeting then turned into a bring back henry campaign ( i really should have gone for a beer at this stage) TD explained that there was a vote and people voted not have henry playing at 2.55 and many people declared they had not seen a poll on this anywhere henry stated that if TD let him play one more time at 2.55 he would see a standing ovation from the whole ground and that would prove his popularity It was a this point i thought OMG he is going to whip it out and start blowing it but to my relief he was merely fumbling for a hanky.
TD asked what were peoples thoughts on switching the kop to the north stand ? something he is considering this was met with mixed views and sparked a debate between two young fans when i say debate one said " its a great idea" the other replied "you twat" :icon_lol::icon_lol: meeting closed 9.45
 
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For fooks sake... has Henry got delusions of grandure or what.

Look you old git just fook off and let it rest. We go to watch Leicester not Henry the horn playing grandad. Go on opportunity knocks for gods sake and leave us alone.
 
lazzer said:
you can not use two fingers, one finger, or the masturbation gesture or you will be ejaculated.

FFS lazzer, I've still got coffee coming out of me nose after reading that! LMFAO :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
 
Thanks for that lazzer, a good concise and witty report on the open meeting. Thought the snigger was a stroke of genius. Also, the debate at the end made me chortle as well. :icon_lol:
 
Excellent report, thank you for keeping those of us who could not be there informed and entertained!
 
I urge everybody to remain seated in silence if Henry gets another chance. Standing ovation??? who does he think he is???

The rest sounds like a complete waste of time, was it Lazzer?
 
lazzer said:
you can not use two fingers, one finger, or the masturbation gesture

I once saw almost the enitre kop at Anfield make all three of those gestures (and plenty of swearing to go with it) to Roy Keane. What would the benny's do if say everyone in the Fosse Stand made these gestures simultaneously?

This is a tough rule to enforce fairly, for every one that gets caught there will be plenty who get away with it.
 
Thanks for the report! Brightened up a cold morning. Have I really got to stop swearing at games and no more gestures, that's half the fun gone, actually the way we're playing it's most of the fun
 
Agreed, it's laughable. I have just about had enough of this 'nanny state' country we live in these days.
 
DurhamFox said:
I used to love this country, I think its getting worse by the day though now.

here we go .........black........black.......black ..........where are you sleeping tonight mother ??? fathers grave? :102: :icon_lol::icon_lol:
 
DurhamFox said:
I urge everybody to remain seated in silence if Henry gets another chance. Standing ovation??? who does he think he is???

The rest sounds like a complete waste of time, was it Lazzer?
I thought the standing ovation was there to mark the players arrival onto the pitch. Had I known I was encouraging him, I wouldn't have bothered.
 
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