lazzers eating out guide

[Scarby]

Fire and Ice in Oadby was tasty when i last went!

 

[Joe_Fox]

Fire and Ice in Oadby was tasty when i last went!

Hell will freeze over before I go there.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Dine India (Countesthorpe) is nice If u like a good hot curry!

 

[lazzer]

Dine India (Countesthorpe) is nice If u like a good hot curry!

yes SWWG i agree :icon_lol:

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Tesco do a lovely salad :icon_roll

 

[lazzer]

Tesco do a lovely salad :icon_roll

:icon_eek: DONT USE FECKIN WORDS LIKE THAT NEAR ME

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

are you on a diet as well :icon_bigg

 

[lazzer]

only the sea food one

 

[Boy Genius]

Diets are no good for anyone. Diet is die with a T.

 

[Melton Fox]

Diets are no good for anyone. Diet is die with a T.

Apart from the obese greedy feckers that do nothing but barrel food into their gobs all day

 

[Disco Bob]

Apart from the obese greedy feckers that do nothing but barrel food into their gobs all day

I would if I could but I have to pause eating to drink beer...if anyone can offer a solution I'm all ears...

 

[Boy Genius]

I would if I could but I have to pause eating to drink beer...if anyone can offer a solution I'm all ears...

get a smoothie maker and chuck all your food in the hopper along with your beer and liquidise, problem solved

 

[Disco Bob]

get a smoothie maker and chuck all your food in the hopper along with your beer and liquidise, problem solved

So pathetically simplistic.

I need a system that enables me to carry on eating and drinking while driving, sleeping and having sex.

The current hopper delivery systems just don't accommodate "normal" behaviour

 

[Jeff]

I need a system that enables me to carry on eating and drinking while driving, sleeping and having sex.

 

[Siouxsie]

would you have sex with someone wearing that?

 

[Jeff]

would you have sex with someone wearing that?

Do you not find my helmet attractive?

 

[Disco Bob]

would you have sex with someone wearing that?

Depends how many women would try it out once I'd replaced the Fosters with rohypnol...

Oh! Giggity giggity giggity...

 

[Siouxsie]

Do you not find my helmet attractive?

I suppose you could always keep the lights off.

 

[drew]

Field Head - Markfield

Cracking food for the money. 7 of us ate for my sisters birthday, the total bill was £54.00 (no drinks). This was the lunchtime menu but we all had meals.

 

[Dour]

would you have sex with someone wearing that?

Looks like he's on the job anyway...