Game of two bizarre halves. We were absolute dogfilth in the first - lazy, sloppy, arrogant horseshit and multiple issue of pissing about with it at the back.
Second half was completely different. We moved ten yards up the pitch, we chased and hassled and moved about with intent and purpose. 6-2 flattered them in the end.
Winks and Soumare were rubbish. Kristiansen even worse. Mavididi frustrating excellent and shit in equal measure
El Khannous is just the ****ing business, though, isn’t he. His link up play with Buonanotte and Mavididi is excellent and he just has that touch of magic about him. Justin was great coming forward, and both Ayew and Daka also had a big impact when they came on - Skipp not too bad either.
Bobby Shitpants, however - well he’s just wank.
Bizarrely, my man of the match was Faes. Not for the goal (even though it was amazing), but for the work he did at the back. In the first half he did the work of two players, as Kristiansen spent the whole 45 minutes being out of position. Second half he was very cool and collected. An outstanding performance all round
Ten quid to watch that was an absolute bargain despite the fact that it was ****ing freezing and the fact that the roof dripped all over for us for about an hour. My legs got ****ng soaked FFS. And I could hardly see **** all at the other end, but who cares when you score six goals
And, deary me, the e-ticket shenanigans was an absolute ****ing disaster outside the ground. It’s a ****ing shambles