Leicester City footballer Neil Danns

[Steven]

Should pay more attention to his performances for City than thinking about shagging this bird. :icon_roll

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...s-underwear-kisses-footballer-gets-fight.html

 

[SwedeFox]

Reality TV star is surely an oxymoron.

 

[drummindefender]

I bet he is loving the publicity

 

[Hammond Organ]

Yet another talentless feckwit is spewed into the public eye. Who is the girl, though?

 

[The Major]

Scousewife: I think your best position is playing in the hole .

 

[Hammond Organ]

Scousewife: I think your best position is playing in the hole .

Danns: don't worry treacle, I'll still miss the target

 

[drummindefender]

A quick stalk on twitter suggests they met in a strip club...

 

[Matt_B]

Should pay more attention to his performances for City than thinking about shagging this bird. :icon_roll

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...s-underwear-kisses-footballer-gets-fight.html

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Oh my, how dare he socialise.

 

[Mawsley]

That's my kind of woman.

Well done Danns. Err, and this other bloke.

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

That's my kind of woman.

Well done Danns. Err, and this other bloke.

She has her favourites, me thinks.

 

[David Gwilliam]

Oh dear. David Beckham got a Spice Girl, Ashley Cole got Cheryl, Peter Crouch got that nice Abbey something. Surely a Leicester player should be seen with someone even better such as Nigella Lawson or Fiona Bruce. Danns young lady seems to rather stretch the meaning of the word "lady".

I seem to remember that when he was at Chelsea Alan Birchenall had the ace of trumps - an affair with Joanna Lumley. No wonder he always looks so cheerful.

 

[Leesoh]

I wish I was that classy.

 

[The Major]

I seem to remember that when he was at Chelsea Alan Birchenall had the ace of trumps - an affair with Joanna Lumley. No wonder he always looks so cheerful.

I'm not so sure, I read her autobiography when it was serialised in the paper and she never mentioned him once.

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

I'm not so sure, I read her autobiography when it was serialised in the paper and she never mentioned him once.

Whenever I saw her in Granny's she was well out of it anyway.