Pre Match Leicester v Southampton - FA Cup Semi Final

[tedfoxxx]

Southampton looked totally shit last night, Walcott hasn't scored in ages, and we're having our second late season collapse.

Everyone on this forum is quietly aware that we'll lose 2-0 and put up no fight whatsoever.

Kasper to have a meltdown, a defender to get a stupid red card and Youri does his ACL.

 

[Brown Nose]

Kasper to have a meltdown, a defender to get a stupid red card and Youri does his ACL.

And in the second half?

 

[tedfoxxx]

And in the second half?

Racist orgy in our goalmouth while Brenda chokes Nathan Redmond to death.

 

[Jeff]

And in the second half?

Choudhury hat-trick.

 

[Lako42]

Choudhury hat-trick.

The least likely of all of the suggestions

 

[mabrah]

Walcott hasn't scored in ages

Oh shit. We're ****ed aren't we? Walcott double incoming. We're so charitable to those in a patch of poor form.

 

[mabrah]

Racist orgy in our goalmouth while Brenda chokes Nathan Redmond to death.

Um, apropos of nothing, what's a racist orgy? Whites only or non-whites only, it's kinda still an orgy... not that I have any experience of such things. I guess it could be a white-on-white orgy with a non-white audience.... I think I might be dwelling on this a little too much, over thinking it.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Um, apropos of nothing, what's a racist orgy? Whites only or non-whites only, it's kinda still an orgy... not that I have any experience of such things. I guess it could be a white-on-white orgy with a non-white audience.... I think I might be dwelling on this a little too much, over thinking it

Premier League stars' racist orgy shame caught on camera during Thailand tour

Leicester City budding stars, including boss Nigel Pearson's son, were filmed taking part in a vile orgy in which a local girl was racially abused in Bangkok

www.google.co.uk

 

[Blue Maniac]

Um, apropos of nothing, what's a racist orgy? Whites only or non-whites only, it's kinda still an orgy... not that I have any experience of such things. I guess it could be a white-on-white orgy with a non-white audience.... I think I might be dwelling on this a little too much, over thinking it.

A racist orgy — not that anyone connected to our club would know — might involve several inebriated reserve team players in, for example, Thailand racially abusing local sex workers as they perform sex acts, services which were definitely not obtained on the players’ behalf by senior employees of the club

 

[Blue Maniac]

Footballers are generally known to be responsible adults who do not get involved in such things, so I think we can rule it out

 

[mabrah]

Ah, OK, Mirror headline speak. 'racist orgy shame'.... maybe I could get transphobic in there too.... I mean, it was Thailand so they must have excluded ladyboys.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Ah, OK, Mirror headline speak. 'racist orgy shame'.... maybe I could get transphobic in there too.... I mean, it was Thailand so they must have excluded ladyboys.

Not to be picky or owt, but ‘ladyboys’ is a transphobic term.

 

[mabrah]

So, just to be clear, the orgy itself isn't racist but the actions performed within the orgy might be, or at least be racially abusive. So, how do we define an orgy as opposed to say group sex or a threesome? I think we need to be clear of our terminology here. I'm a semanticist, I like clarity.

 

[mabrah]

Not to be picky or owt, but ‘ladyboys’ is a transphobic term.

Is it? OK, I'll add it to the list of words I can't use in front of the vicar. I thought it was common parlance in Thailand without implication. You live and learn.

 

[tedfoxxx]

‘Vile orgy’ is a very evocative piece of language.

 

[fitz]

Not to be picky or owt, but ‘ladyboys’ is a transphobic term.

Or a G&T, baileys and a pint of lager

 

[parafox]

Or a G&T, baileys and a pint of lager

Ahaaaa!

 

[mabrah]

‘Vile orgy’ is a very evocative piece of language.

Yes, it is isn't it? Seriously. Loads of scope, the mind can run riot. One person's vile is another's erotic pleasure.

 

[mabrah]

Or a G&T, baileys and a pint of lager

Took me a google to get that.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Or a G&T, baileys and a pint of lager

Because G&T and Baileys are lady drinks and lager is a boys drink.

......ooooh ladyboys.