David Gwilliam
Well-Known Member
From Aiyawatt Raksiaksorn Vice Chairman Of Leicester City
To Mr Alfredo Di Stefano Life President of Real Madrid,
Dear Mr Di Stefano,
Last August Leicester City played your club at the King Power stadium. As you will recall that nice Mr Mourinho returned to Madrid with a trophy that Real Madrid won that day. At this point I should say that a misunderstanding arose. The trophy was very expensive but that deceiver Mr Sven Goran Eriksson had told me that we were going to win that match and keep the trophy. However, Real Madrid added to its great history with a 2-1 win.
I asked my manager what went wrong and the wily Mr Eriksson explained that in football upsets happen. we would win it next year at The Bernabeu and anyway he was going to Everton to buy a striker who would be the new Di Stefano.
Since that match the trophy your team won on that day has been given pride of place in the Real Madrid trophy room next to the five European cups that you won (scoring in every final). I had expected that you will keep the fierce but affectionate rivalry between Real Madrid and Leicester City alive by inviting us to the Bernabeu for your main pre-season friendly.
At the moment I regret to say that no such invitation has been received and we will soon be forced to conclude that you do not want to face Leicester City again. If so can we have our trophy back.
We are due to play a pre-season friendly against Lincoln City. That wise Mr Nigel Pearson tells us that we are more likely to beat Lincoln City than Real Madrid.
I would add that in the short book of Great Argentinians you rank much higher than that squalid Maradona and second only to Gabriela Sabatini.
Yours sincerely
Aiyawatt Raksiaksorn
To Mr Alfredo Di Stefano Life President of Real Madrid,
Dear Mr Di Stefano,
Last August Leicester City played your club at the King Power stadium. As you will recall that nice Mr Mourinho returned to Madrid with a trophy that Real Madrid won that day. At this point I should say that a misunderstanding arose. The trophy was very expensive but that deceiver Mr Sven Goran Eriksson had told me that we were going to win that match and keep the trophy. However, Real Madrid added to its great history with a 2-1 win.
I asked my manager what went wrong and the wily Mr Eriksson explained that in football upsets happen. we would win it next year at The Bernabeu and anyway he was going to Everton to buy a striker who would be the new Di Stefano.
Since that match the trophy your team won on that day has been given pride of place in the Real Madrid trophy room next to the five European cups that you won (scoring in every final). I had expected that you will keep the fierce but affectionate rivalry between Real Madrid and Leicester City alive by inviting us to the Bernabeu for your main pre-season friendly.
At the moment I regret to say that no such invitation has been received and we will soon be forced to conclude that you do not want to face Leicester City again. If so can we have our trophy back.
We are due to play a pre-season friendly against Lincoln City. That wise Mr Nigel Pearson tells us that we are more likely to beat Lincoln City than Real Madrid.
I would add that in the short book of Great Argentinians you rank much higher than that squalid Maradona and second only to Gabriela Sabatini.
Yours sincerely
Aiyawatt Raksiaksorn
