Limericks

[Dangeruss]

there was a young man from dundee,
who swallowed a dynamite pea,
his heart retired , his bum backfired,
and his dick shot over the sea.

 

[Scarby]

there was a young man called fosseboy83
but he was confused if he was a he or a she
he went for a test
to find out for the best
for the results PM me.

 

[Rayvon]

there once a lad called scarby,
that grew up playing sindy or barbie.
although he carries a pink purse,
it could have been far worse.
had he supported forest or derby.

:icon_razz

 

[Scarby]

there once was a tranny called rayvon
he liked the YMCA song
he sung it all night
with all his might
until he got his bit of slong:icon_wink

 

[Rayvon]

down at the blue oyster bar,
our scarbs didn't have to go far
for the bumming hes after
one queer said he'd have to
bend over and say OOOO AHHH

 

[Joe_Fox]

The man from Del Monte once said
That his real name was actually Fred
The whole world did laugh
And said don't be daft
You taste like snickers

 

[fosseboy83]

there once was a scarboroughfox
who love the taste of mens cocks
he got down on his knees
to see if he could please
it turns out he's arthur cox

 

[Scarby]

there once was a scarboroughfox
who love the taste of mens cocks
he got down on his knees
to see if he could please
it turns out he's arthur cox

:icon_lol:

 

[Dangeruss]

there once was a scarboroughfox
who love the taste of mens cocks
he got down on his knees
to see if he could please
it turns out he's arthur cox

surely the best so far?

 

[Rayvon]

heres a couple to cheer you up:

Craig was the manager of leicester,
but his team were starting to fester.
The board need to act quick,
and sack the stupid prick.
before we're in the same league as Chester

Or

City are playing like shit,
everytime they lie down and quit,
But Craig pulls his pud,
Coz the stats say were good.
oh... what an ignorant tit!

 

[Steven]

heres a couple to cheer you up:

Craig was the manager of leicester,
but his team were starting to fester.
The board need to act quick,
and sack the stupid prick.
before we're in the same league as Chester

Or

City are playing like shit,
everytime they lie down and quit,
But Craig pulls his pud,
Coz the stats say were good.
oh... what an ignorant tit!

Not bad. :icon_wink

 

[fcukcov]

very nice.

hows about,

the was a man called levein
who said he was very keen
to keep us up
but his tactics sucked
now we cant win in our dreams.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

There was a young man from Limerick
Who had an addiction to writing limericks.
All he did all day long
Was to write on and on
And to be frank we all got quite sick of it.

 

[OldGit]

There was a young man from japan
Whose limericks just wouldn't scan
when asked why this was
he answered "because
I always end up with far too many syllables in the last line, man"

 

[The Major]

A policeman from Clapham junction,
Had a penis that just wouldn't function,
For all of his life,
He fooled his poor wife,
With some snot on the end of his truncheon.

 

[Melton Fox]

There once was a driver called Hunt
Who had the occasional shunt
He is now dead
We have Ron Dennis instead
The cheating, complaining old ****.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

I'm taking in Melton's before it gets deleted. :icon_wink

 

[Nottingham Fox]

We have a member who is called Boc
Who I am sure is in to cock
He's a whinging old git
Who looks like a tit
And is often seen out in a frock

 

[The Major]

There's a chap called Major I Swarter,
Who you couldn't trust with your daughter,
He's handsome of course,
And hung like a horse,
His cocks bigger that yours by a quarter.

 

[Nottingham Fox]

The forums top poster is Melts
Who likes MG whipping him with belts
He likes the word ****
And i'l have a punt
Thats exactly where MG likes to be felt