Live in Melton?

[lazzer]

Thats was the bricklayers which is now closed apparently. :icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

Thats was the bricklayers which is now closed apparently. :icon_lol:

When the "Brickies" is shut, The Grapes and The Noels' are the next ports of call.

 

[lazzer]

He does the Noels about twice in every six weeks always a cracking night.

 

[Melton Fox]

He does the Noels about twice in every six weeks always a cracking night.

I will make the effort one night.

 

[bocadillo]

Is it out yet?

 

[highland fox]

Is it out yet?

I've got some parrafin if its dying down be shame not to burn the whole place to the ground now its started

 

[pork pie fox]

In other Melton related news my mum told me that Edna Snow died recently. I don't know if any one knows who she is but she always wrote in letters to the Melton Times which were always amusing.

Me and my friends always used to laugh at these letters and when I heard she'd died my mate asked if she'd written in to tell everyone - she actually did :icon_eek:, she wrote a letter generally thanking people she knew during her life

 

[OldGit]

Must have had a ghost writer

 

[Melton Fox]

Apparently we have some sex clubs coming to Melton.

http://www.meltontimes.co.uk/news/Council-wants-new-sex-club.4377114.jp

The Borough Council are worried me might have a street full of lapdancing clubs.

 

[pork pie fox]

:icon_lol: Imagine the panic in the council meetings, they'd be cacking themselves more than when they thought their picture of the queen was going to burn in the great fire of Melton :icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

Apparently we have some sex clubs coming to Melton.

http://www.meltontimes.co.uk/news/Council-wants-new-sex-club.4377114.jp

The Borough Council are worried me might have a street full of lapdancing clubs.

No thankyou,I don't want to be part of your Sex Festival

 

[Melton Fox]

No thankyou,I don't want to be part of your Sex Festival

Did you see an invite in there somewhere, H?

 

[highland fox]

Did you see an invite in there somewhere, H?

Any excuse to quote Alan Partridge for me

 

[Melton Fox]

Any excuse to quote Alan Partridge for me

Ah-haa