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I am about to do a BG special......:038: :038: :038:

A BG special? Isn't that the drunken display of public nudity resulting in being thrown out of the pub, followed by a fumble with a young rent boy and then spending the night in the police cells being rogered by the bent gangsters?

Have fun.....
 
A BG special? Isn't that the drunken display of public nudity resulting in being thrown out of the pub, followed by a fumble with a young rent boy and then spending the night in the police cells being rogered by the bent gangsters?

Have fun.....

No, it was a great big **** off rare rump steak, home made chips peas and a pile of shrooms. Just the job. The size of it was mind bending but I put on a brave face and saw the bastard off........:icon_cool
To finish was a Carte Dor cherry ice cream, now swigging back Drambuie and ice
 
Me and my mate at work decided to share the KFC mums night off bucket between the 2 of us.Edit it this and you're a gaylord.
 
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This was at 3pm


I came home and had a chip butty and then a smarties chocolate bar.
I feel like shit.

You can never have too much food. You can however have too much alcohol, as I proved at about 9:05 on Saturday morning. :icon_redf :081:
 
I'm having my last fast food before I have to go on some kind of weight lose regime. Bloody wife.

"oh...you're too fat"

"oh...you're too fast"

"oh...oh....oh....oh I wasn't expecting you home this early"
 
Seen it too. Im off in to Hinckley in a minute to get my hair cut and collect something from Gregs. Shall report back :)
 
Me and my mate at work decided to share the KFC mums night off bucket between the 2 of us.Ed
t this and you're a gaylord.


KFC = Kentucky Fried Cysts

My mate bit into a chewy thing on a piece of KFC CHICKEN, which turned out to be a puss filled cyst on the chicken. Never been to KFC since......
 
KFC = Kentucky Fried Cysts

My mate bit into a chewy thing on a piece of KFC CHICKEN, which turned out to be a puss filled cyst on the chicken. Never been to KFC since......

yeh but did it taste any good?:102:
 
KFC = Kentucky Fried Cysts

My mate bit into a chewy thing on a piece of KFC CHICKEN, which turned out to be a puss filled cyst on the chicken. Never been to KFC since......

Course he did, that urban legend is about as old as you BG :icon_wink
 
Course he did, that urban legend is about as old as you BG :icon_wink

I always thought it was a mcChicken sandwich and the person eating it thought it was mayo.
 
What's all this about ?

Some mate filled his sister's pussy at KFC..?

I thopught this was about food
 
My mate bit into a chewy thing on a piece of KFC CHICKEN, which turned out to be a puss filled cyst on the chicken. Never been to KFC since......
...and then baby spiders came out of the spot on his face that he'd had ever since that spider bit him on holiday...
 
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