Lunchtime

[homer]

...and then baby spiders came out of the spot on his face that he'd had ever since that spider bit him on holiday...

And then some bloke told him "Whatever you do, don't go into Leicester town centre on the 1st July" and also confirmed that Led Zeppelin were reforming and playing at this year's Glastonbury

Along with Elvis Presley

With Marilyn Monroe on backing vocals

 

[lazzer]

and then a girl and a boy were in a car in the woods and they had ran out of petrol.the boy went to find a gas station and the girls got scared suddenly there was banging on the roof she got out and it was.........................her boyfriends severed head :icon_eek:

 

[Melton Fox]

Somebody once told me about the car that stopped because there was a moses basket in the middle of the road at night time, the driver got out and as he did the car behind saw a man get in the back seat with a knife.

The baby wasn't real so the driver got back in and carried on. The car behind tried to warn the driver in front by getting up close behind him and flashing his lights. The driver behind could see the silouette of the knife man in the back seat!!!!

The car behind continually flashed and got closer but the car in front ignored him as it was late at night on country roads. The driver in the first car was very worried when the car behind followed him into his drive, the knife man got out of the rear door and ran away, much to the amazement of the driver.

You can't be too careful

 

[fcukcov]

and then a girl and a boy were in a car in the woods and they had ran out of petrol.the boy went to find a gas station and the girls got scared suddenly there was banging on the roof she got out and it was.........................her boyfriends severed head :icon_eek:

then the girl fell asleep and when she woke she was in bath of ice and her kidneys were missing.

 

[lazzer]

and she had a pack of john player black cigarettes that have fibre glass in the filters that cut your lungs up

 

[highland fox]

KFC = Kentucky Fried Cysts

My mate bit into a chewy thing on a piece of KFC CHICKEN, which turned out to be a puss filled cyst on the chicken. Never been to KFC since......

Exact same thing hapened to my brother,just hope he isn't a mate of yours

 

[Disco Bob]

and she had a pack of john player black cigarettes that have fibre glass in the filters that cut your lungs up

...and she forwarded that email so that Microsoft would contribute yet another dollar to the poor children of the world (because they know you know)

 

[Boy Genius]

and then a girl and a boy were in a car in the woods and they had ran out of petrol.the boy went to find a gas station and the girls got scared suddenly there was banging on the roof she got out and it was.........................her boyfriends severed head :icon_eek:

was his name Eddie?

 

[MKFox]

salad....

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

3 doughnuts

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

I am gonna have a boots meal deal, any good deals to really get me moneys worth!

 

[newtonfox]

bacon and chips and beans for me in a min sod watching the weight now

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

bacon and chips and beans for me in a min sod watching the weight now

good on ya newts!

 

[Steven]

bacon and chips and beans for me in a min sod watching the weight now

With your back all the more reason to watch your weight.

 

[fcukcov]

With your back all the more reason to watch your weight.

shut up steven.

 

[Steven]

shut up steven.

 

[fcukcov]

:icon_roll

 

[newtonfox]

With your back all the more reason to watch your weight.

i know but i thought i would treat myself

 

[homer]

i know but i thought i would teat myself

With your figure that is entirely believable

 

[newtonfox]

With your figure that is entirely believable

ive been watch my wieght for years but sod it a bit now :icon_lol: