Merry Xmas and good will to all TBers

[Darth Vodka]

I think we're forgetting the real meaning of xmas here.

Santa died on the cross to save us all.

don't be ridiculous jeff!





that's easter

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

post of the year so far



(and i thought ladies never used the c word, i get punched by mrs DV for it)

its not often i do swear but in this instance it was required

 

[Melton Fox]

How else would they know who it's from ?

I thought that, "Daddy" does leave it wide open still doesn't it?

 

[Darth Vodka]

How else would they know who it's from ?

the way it said tesco value?

 

[Darth Vodka]

 

[highland fox]

Is anybody on here really bothered if someone else on here has a Happy Christmas or not? Really be honest,we don't give a toss do we?..Loved ones family yeah maybe but people on here?? C'mon just be honest with yourselves ....

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Is anybody on here really bothered if someone else on here has a Happy Christmas or not? Really be honest,we don't give a toss do we?..Loved ones family yeah maybe but people on here?? C'mon just be honest with yourselves ....

i think you and melton were seperated at birth

 

[highland fox]

i think you and melton were seperated at birth

Just telling it like it is YV

 

[Melton Fox]

i think you and melton were seperated at birth

We were, he still hates me for taking the looks and personality.

 

[homer]

Is anybody on here really bothered if someone else on here has a Happy Christmas or not? Really be honest,we don't give a toss do we?..Loved ones family yeah maybe but people on here?? C'mon just be honest with yourselves ....

Not really

I wouldn't like it if anyone on here had a horrible christmas - having had one or two myself in the past, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone

I would prefer them, however, to have a slightly less happy one than me because that makes mine feel even better

 

[fcukcov]

We were, he still hates me for taking the looks and personality and giving them away.

Refreshingly honest their melts.

 

[spionfox]

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Chav nativity:


There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)

She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He
does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.

One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?'

Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.'

Mary's totally gobsmacked.

She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I
never bin wiv no one!'

So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is
largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that.

She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon
I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna
get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'

Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn
Bethlehem on that.

They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an'
that.

But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter
into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.

Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their
heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from
the East End.

Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh?

Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick off
when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord
geezer.

He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You
better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm
goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'

Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they
go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an'
that.

Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into
Stella.

So. 'appy crimbo an' all dat.

 

[MKFox]

:icon_bigg

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Just want to wish you all, the very best for christmas and the new year

Except Melton Fox, because he genuinely doesn't care if I live or die over Christmas, let alone have a ****ing happy one.

 

[Melton Fox]

Once again;

If anybody else wishes us an happy Christmas I'll ****ing kill somebody.

If anybody does feel like doing this, please copy and paste this into the end of your message as a disclaimer;

Except Melton Fox, because he genuinely doesn't care if I live or die over Christmas, let alone have a ****ing happy one.

Thanks for your cooperation

 

[spionfox]

Once again;

If anybody else wishes us an happy Christmas I'll ****ing kill somebody.

If anybody does feel like doing this, please copy and paste this into the end of your message as a disclaimer;

Except Melton Fox, because he genuinely doesn't care if I live or die over Christmas, let alone have a ****ing happy one.

Thanks for your cooperation

Happy Christmas Melts XXXX



Go on then, kill someone

 

[DesertFox]

post of the year so far



(and i thought ladies never used the c word, i get punched by mrs DV for it)

YV? A lady?



:icon_wink

 

[DesertFox]

Yes, indeed, Merry Christmas* to one and all.

*Or whatever your particular religious or non-religious beliefs dictate that you celebrate. I for one will be having a super and smashing December 25th, which is known in our household as "Yet Another Drinking Day"!

 

[foxin_oz]

Merry Christmas Everyone (except Melts I guess ... )



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[spionfox]

Merry Christmas Everyone (except Melts I guess ... )

Don't be such a meltist.