Micky looks to Uruguay this time....

[Joe_Fox]

Micky must have a few scouts out in South America because my mate who is out working in Bolivia says that Leicester City is popping up all over the papers about Castillo and is also on the back pages in Uruguay.

The player in question is Ernesto Javier Chevanton. He plays for Lecce at the moment. He looks a hot prospect. He is 24 and a striker of "great potential" apparantly.

It is rumoured that he has family in England and is looking for a move that would place him near them. Word has it that the family are based in non other than the leafy suburbs of Leicester.

Come on Micky, these South Americans are awesome. Get him quick before other clubs get a sniff.

 

[Malf]

Micky must have a few scouts out in South America because my mate who is out working in Bolivia says that Leicester City is popping up all over the papers about Castillo and is also on the back pages in Uruguay.

The player in question is Ernesto Javier Chevanton. He plays for Lecce at the moment. He looks a hot prospect. He is 24 and a striker of "great potential" apparantly.

It is rumoured that he has family in England and is looking for a move that would place him near them. Word has it that the family are based in non other than the leafy suburbs of Leicester.

Come on Micky, these South Americans are awesome. Get him quick before other clubs get a sniff.

Great news, I hope we get him in.

 

[Nottingham Fox]

'It is rumoured that he has family in England and is looking for a move that would place him near them. Word has it that the family are based in non other than the leafy suburbs of Leicester'

Don't most illegal imigrants / asylum seekers get put in the 'leafy suburbs of leicester' ?

 

[Joe_Fox]

Apparantly the deal is 60% done which seems odd to me. Why 60%? Perhaps it's because of our cash flow problem or we have a slow computer that is uploading stuff very slowly. It's probably 61% now I reckon.

 

[lazzer]

'It is rumoured that he has family in England and is looking for a move that would place him near them. Word has it that the family are based in non other than the leafy suburbs of Leicester'

Don't most illegal imigrants / asylum seekers get put in the 'leafy suburbs of leicester' ?

controversial

 

[Joe_Fox]

'It is rumoured that he has family in England and is looking for a move that would place him near them. Word has it that the family are based in non other than the leafy suburbs of Leicester'

Don't most illegal imigrants / asylum seekers get put in the 'leafy suburbs of leicester' ?

controversial

I know! awful spelling.

 

[Nottingham Fox]

'Controversial' is my middle name

 

[Malf]

'Controversial' is my middle name

We're your mum and dad pissed when they named you that? Nottingham Controversial Fox, very odd!

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Both my parents died of alcoholic poisioning

 

[Joe_Fox]

'Controversial' is my middle name

We're your mum and dad pissed when they named you that? Nottingham Controversial Fox, very odd!

Malf, what are you talking about? You have essentially put "We are your Mum and Dad pissed when they named you that...."

It's messed my head up that has. Are we? I'm shocked.

 

[Malf]

'Controversial' is my middle name

We're your mum and dad pissed when they named you that? Nottingham Controversial Fox, very odd!

Malf, what are you talking about? You have essentially put "We are your Mum and Dad pissed when they named you that...."

It's messed my head up that has. Are we? I'm shocked.

WTF!!! God knows why I put ' that in between the letters. I have been doing that recently, weird. Can't see so it doesn't surprise me.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Just got an e-mail from my mate in Bolivia.

He says that the contract is being drawn up as we speak! GET IN THERE!!

 

[Malf]

Just got an e-mail from my mate in Bolivia.

He says that the contract is being drawn up as we speak! GET IN THERE!!

Can this chap only understand pictures then? Is he Peter Beardsley in disguise?

 

[Ricey]

Stop bull sh*tting Joe! :roll:

 

[TomH8sforest]

soon to be a city player then?!

 

[Joe_Fox]

Just got an e-mail from my mate in Bolivia.

He says that the contract is being drawn up as we speak! GET IN THERE!!

Can this chap only understand pictures then? Is he Peter Beardsley in disguise?

The language barriers are always a problem when signing internationals. Apparantly when Newcastle signed Asprilla it took weeks before the translator was confident in the contract. A mis interpretation meant that Faustino was told that he would be given a bonus subject to appearance rather than subject to appearances. He thought he had to wear a wig or something. No joke, that is fact.

 

[Steven]

That's interesting because my contacts in Tierra del Fuego are telling me that City have been linked with a local Patagonian right back who plays for Ushuaia. When I have more on this I will let you know.

 

[Joe_Fox]

That's interesting because my contacts in Tierra del Fuego are telling me that City have been linked with a local Patagonian right back who plays for Ushuaia. When I have more on this I will let you know.

We haven't had a lot of interest in the Asian player market yet but I think we will have a look soon. Steven, where are you based?

 

[Semper Eadem]

The player in question is Ernesto Javier Chevanton. He plays for Lecce at the moment. He looks a hot prospect. He is 24 and a striker of "great potential" apparantly.

It is rumoured that he has family in England and is looking for a move that would place him near them. Word has it that the family are based in non other than the leafy suburbs of Leicester.

Is this a joke?

I was in Italy last weekend and according to the Gazetto del Sport a fee of 16 million euros has already been agreed with Juventus for Chevanton, Barcelona also want him though.

Castillo would be interesting, only problem is Bolivian players play at huge altitude in thier home country and its difficult for them to adapt in any new area, which is why there are very few Bolivian exports.

 

[Steven]

Is this a joke?

What do you think. :roll: