Missing Canoeist

[Macky]

Maybe you should try faking your death and letting those around you suffer the concequences; that is if you have anyone around you

and why the **** would I want to do that?
What a strange thing to say.

 

[Disco Bob]

and why the **** would I want to do that?
What a strange thing to say.

Aha, that is because he has a wheel loose...coming from the home of the Reliant car company, "which produced the famous three-wheeled Robin model".

 

[spionfox]

I did 35mph at one point this afternoon (I know, but I'm just one big crazy bad-assed dude). That's 'sicko' right?

Don't panic, you were on a dual carriageway at the time.

 

[Disco Bob]

Don't panic, you were on a dual carriageway at the time.

Yes, but at that point I had left the car in order to thrust myself into a small but unwilling hospital cleaner