Speculation Motown's hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Summer 2017 rumours thread

[SilverFox]

Hopefully no one has sausage fingers and mis types the fax machine number!

Do people still use a fax? 1995 called. It asked for its technology back.

 

[SilverFox]

On SSN do they still stand outside football grounds while reprobate teenagers shout 'cock' at the presenters and attack them with inflatable sex toys?

 

[M17TT C]

Tbf they haven't mentioned the fax machines this year on SSN but they did have to cut a live feed from Chelsea earlier.

No dildo waving scousers so far this year though.

 

[Jeff]

Shall I close this thread now?

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Sporting holding out for an extra £4 million apparently. FFS the bloke is in the bogs at Belvoir Drive. ****ish behaviour.

 

[SJN-Fox]

No Silva deal then or will we get an extra couple of hours as well?

 

[SilverFox]

Sporting holding out for an extra £4 million apparently. FFS the bloke is in the bogs at Belvoir Drive. ****ish behaviour.

Not very sporting.

 

[Jeff]

No Silva deal then or will we get an extra couple of hours as well?

The deal has to go the the FA by 11PM, that includes the fee. The extra time is just to tie up loose ends.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Maybe we should tell Chelsea that the deal's off.

 

[SilverFox]

It could well have been submitted. We don't know.

 

[SilverFox]

Maybe we should tell Chelsea that the deal's off.

I would hope that we will have thought of that one.

 

[Jeff]

 

[M17TT C]

Nothing confirmed yet is the latest from the training ground......

 

[SilverFox]

I am hoping that the Drinkwater medical involves mercilessly making him drink water.

Drink iiiiiittttt!!!!

 

[M17TT C]

6 deal sheets have been submitted supposedly....

 

[Graz]

Shit I hope we haven't ****ed this Silva deal by waiting too long for the Drinky situation.

Pray it's getting done.

 

[SilverFox]

6 deal sheets have been submitted supposedly....

All of them for Josh Low

 

[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

Sporting holding out for an extra £4 million apparently. FFS the bloke is in the bogs at Belvoir Drive. ****ish behaviour.

An extra £4million in today's market is peanuts. Pay it Rudkin.
A lot of peanuts admittedly, but still peanuts.

 

[M17TT C]

Extension asked for Silva and Drinky.

Confirmed from training ground.

 

[City Fan]

We've requested an extension to 1am apparently.