Speculation Motown's hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Summer 2017 rumours thread

[big_mac4824]

Sanches yes, Bony has been shit for yeara

he was brilliant for them before

 

[popillius]

Sanches yes, Bony has been shit for yeara

He was an idiot to move to Man City, he was never going to get any football there. He will do well at Swansea. You don't score 34 goals in two seasons for a club like Swansea without having some talent.

 

[SilverFox]

Mahrez in Paris could be nothing

Hilton?

 

[SilverFox]

Don't watch it then. There's an audio only version.

And it is way better than watching sky sports news and being shouted at by a random Scottish bloke.

 

[Graz]

Should we make a late offer for Barkley then? Not wanted at Everton.

 

[Graz]

Announce Silva

And announce Dragovic.

 

[popillius]

Should we make a late offer for Barkley then? Not wanted at Everton.

Offer them Drinkwater. That'll really **** Chelsea off.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

 

[Speedy1]

why is it no player wants to go to Chelsea?

Elvis Costello:

 

[Speedy1]

Elvis Costello:

Seconds too late!

 

[popillius]

I do like to see a lot of clubs this year refusing to cave in to players who think they can do what they like regardless of contractual obligations.

 

[martin peters]

Dodoo to Charlton

 

[Speedy1]

Sounds like Dragovic all but done (SSN)

 

[SilverFox]

Sounds like Dragovic all but done (SSN)

Did an aging Scottish bloke announce it in a shouty way like he was jizzing his pants?

 

[Speedy1]

Did an aging Scottish bloke announce it in a shouty way like he was jizzing his pants?

He did, yes. Made me jizz mine too

 

[fitz]

Did an aging Scottish bloke announce it in a shouty way like he was jizzing his pants?

I was listening to talkSPORT while trying to fix our downstairs shitter. Had to turn the radio off...oh it's probably the most exciting transfer window ever. No ****er has signed any ****er other than Oxlade-Chamberlain but it's so exciting...not even Liverpool fans will be excited about that.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Dodoo to Charlton

Forest!

 

[Jeff]

Forest!

Charlton. Confirmed.

 

[Graz]

SSN reporting another Drinkwater development after the break

 

[SJN-Fox]

Blimey. Most places were saying Forest.