Mugged

[Siouxsie]

I didn't think it could sink any lower

ah well, some you win, some you loos

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again

 

[Macky]

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again

What???
You've got a husband? :icon_eek:

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

and man-boobs!!!!

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

and man-boobs!!!!

and a big arse by the sound of it. :icon_lol:

 

[SJN-Fox]

I think we're in danger of getting bogged down here.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

I think we're in danger of getting bogged down here.

Never mind that I'm worried SWWG has turned into one of the 'women' from Sex and the City. :icon_conf

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Never mind that I'm worried SWWG has turned into one of the 'women' from Sex and the City. :icon_conf

dont worry, I am ok

 

[Siouxsie]

dont worry, I am ok

only joking, before I have to start an apologies to him thread !

 

[Feriol]

dont worry, I am ok

bidet as it may, we would all feel better if you got checked out.