My letter to Sven

[SuperScout]

The only good Canadian I know who is under the age of 26 is Simeon Jackson. And of course he would love to leave Norwich to join the mighty Leicester.

I can reveal that Simeon Jackson was NOT on the list I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011, the Canadian that was on the list does NOT currently play in this country.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I've got witnesses that saw me pull her.

No you haven't. If she's got a professional footballer at home, why would she climb on a penniless mentally ill teenager? You're an idiot and a liar.

 

[SuperScout]

No you haven't. If she's got a professional footballer at home, why would she climb on a penniless mentally ill teenager? You're an idiot and a liar.

I know I did, she knows I did, my mates at the time know I did, so that's all that matters.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I know I did, she knows I did, my mates at the time know I did, so that's all that matters.

You know you didn't, she's never heard of you, and your mates don't exist. You are lying. You are a liar.

 

[SuperScout]

You know you didn't, she's never heard of you, and your mates don't exist. You are lying. You are a liar.

I refuse to comment any more about this

 

[Blue Maniac]

I refuse to comment any more about this

Good.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Milan Borjan, Andre Hainault, adam straith, will johnson, Pedro Pacheco, Tosaint Ricketts, Jonathan Ballsface-beergut, Issey nakajima-farran.

Please categorically state those on the list who are not on your list. If it is none of the above, you can go and live in a cave because we will not go for a player who is not in the canadian national team.

 

[LCFC'sGodWears9]

You know you didn't, she's never heard of you, and your mates don't exist. You are lying. You are a liar.

:icon_lol::icon_bigg:icon_lol:

 

[SuperScout]

Milan Borjan, Andre Hainault, adam straith, will johnson, Pedro Pacheco, Tosaint Ricketts, Jonathan Ballsface-beergut, Issey nakajima-farran.

Please categorically state those on the list who are not on your list. If it is none of the above, you can go and live in a cave because we will not go for a player who is not in the canadian national team.

None of the players you mentioned were on the list I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011. He has made more than ten appearances for the Canadian national team.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

None of the players you mentioned were on the list I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011. He has made more than ten appearances for the Canadian national team.

And is currently not in it. No thanks.
Either way: Monsalve, Sidra, Attakora, de jong, Wassey, Zavarise, McCallum, Haber, Uccello.

 

[LCFC'sGodWears9]

None of the players you mentioned were on the list I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011. He has made more than ten appearances for the Canadian national team.

Marcel De Jong?

Beaten to it..

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

De Jong isnt it.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Marcel De Jong?

Beaten to it..

I know, haha. I bet you were looking at wiki as well.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Kyle Lafferty, Laffy Taffy, Charlotte Church, Gutter Trash, Dusty Bin.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: I knew I'd get someone else doing it. My mate will be pleased.

 

[SuperScout]

And is currently not in it. No thanks.
Either way: Monsalve, Sidra, Attakora, de jong, Wassey, Zavarise, McCallum, Haber, Uccello.

I can reveal that ONE of those players you mentioned WAS on the list I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011.

 

[Steven]

I can reveal that ONE of those players you mentioned WAS on the list I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011.

If it wasn't sent on toilet paper in crayon it will never be read. :icon_wink

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

I can reveal that ONE of those players you mentioned WAS on the list I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011.

In which case it has to be Marcel De Jong, who has played over 10 games for the Canadian national team, and is under 26. At which point I ask you what makes you think, and Im assuming you say 'football manager'. Which, of course, means that Sven will look at it and obviously base his signings on the recommendations of someone sitting at his computer in a small dingy room with white padded stuff on the walls.


However, it is quite entertaining. So that's one. Give a clue for one of the others, you're a fantastic tool for procrastination.

 

[Blue Maniac]

If it wasn't sent on toilet paper in crayon it will never be read. :icon_wink

I wouldn't be surprised if it was smeared in shit on a pillowcase.

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Stop quoting him, ffs!

 

[DillyDing22]

Name Date of Birth (Age) Club Caps (goals)
Goalkeepers
Oliver Baumann 2 June 1990 SC Freiburg 4 (0)
Fabian Giefer 17 May 1990 Bayer 04 Leverkusen 0 (0)
Kevin Trapp 8 July 1990 1. FC Kaiserslautern 3 (0)
Defenders
Marc Hornschuh 2 March 1991 Borussia Dortmund 2 (0)
Tony Jantschke 7 April 1990 Borussia Mönchengladbach 3 (0)
Sebastian Jung 22 June 1990 Eintracht Frankfurt 5 (0)
Jan Kirchhoff 1 October 1990 1. FSV Mainz 05 6 (1)
Sebastian Neumann 18 February 1991 Hertha BSC 3 (0)
Matthias Ostrzolek 5 June 1990 VfL Bochum 1 (0)
Konstantin Rausch 15 March 1990 Hannover 96 5 (1)
Lasse Sobiech 18 January 1991 Borussia Dortmund 4 (0)
Midfielders
Daniel Didavi 21 February 1990 VfB Stuttgart 2 (0)
İlkay Gündoğan 24 October 1990 1. FC Nuremberg 2 (0)
Patrick Herrmann 12 February 1991 Borussia Mönchengladbach 3 (1)
Lewis Holtby (captain) 18 September 1990 1. FSV Mainz 05 (on loan from FC Schalke 04) 8 (3)
Sebastian Rudy 28 February 1990 TSG 1899 Hoffenheim 10 (1)
Christopher Schindler 29 April 1990 TSV 1860 München 1 (0)
Kevin Vogt 23 September 1991 VfL Bochum 1 (0)
Boris Vukčević 16 March 1990 TSG 1899 Hoffenheim 4 (0)
Forwards
Pierre-Michel Lasogga 15 December 1991 Hertha BSC 1 (1)
Peniel Mlapa 20 February 1991 TSG 1899 Hoffenheim 5 (0)
Richard Sukuta-Pasu 24 June 1990 FC St. Pauli (on loan from Bayer 04 Leverkusen) 8 (1)

1 of these??? Straight from wikipedia!!!