Log in to stop seeing adverts

My top five worst songs

Status
Not open for further replies.

rotherhamfox

New Member
I really enjoyed doing my fave five, hope you enjoyed it too, so i thought i'd let you know which songs i despise, if you have a shotgun nearby fellas send it me cos all the following need pissin shooting, hope your all comfortable, with your head rests in the correct positions, dont crouch like a mouse, your in trouble, you may get minor womens whip lash if this is the case, but anyways im straying from the subject in hand, here we go!!

At 5 a fat foreigner who talks shite, not the queen its DJ Otzi with Hey baby

At 4 a rite couple of arses, the cheeky girls with the cheeky song

At 3 a family favourite, one for the kids, Gary Glitter do you wanna be in my gang.

At 2 a song which always gets a Graham Norton party started its Abba with Dancing queen.

and at 1, a song which is played straight after dancing queen its those lovely dressed men with great moves, who would have thought u'd get a cowboy and an indian working to together again after all that happended in the past, good on em i say, let by gones be by gones an all that, its the Village people with the classically bad bender track YMCA.

Thats it folks, the scraping of the musical barrel is complete, i hope you hate them as much as i do, and i hope your heads were secure, i'll see you next time, Rov Rum roger and out, (that wasnt some misguided comment or supposed innuedo, it was just a genuine goodbye you know, dont want points of view ringing me up, wouldnt want Wogan going on about rogering), goodbye, god bless, avoir, auf weidershen, im just gonna go.
 

Joe_Fox

Well-Known Member
Dancing in the Moonlight - Toploader

That's my most hated song ever.

It's the musical equivalent of having a horse shit on your head, then kick you in the balls before mutating into a moudly piecde of gherkin and jumping down your throat only to mutate yet again into a cricket ball which you have to eventually shit out after the unfortunate coincidence of having 10 Tindaloo's the night before.

Awful, just awful
 

Joe_Fox

Well-Known Member
there isnt one as annoying though - did you know that the singer prick is not allowed to cut his hair? Its in his contract - he must permanently look like a tit - hahaa, brilliant, I'd love to meet the man who set that contract up.
 

hob-fox

Banned
i hate that song by mary j blige about dancing, i can't stand it. it's like being turned into a crab, realising its much better than being human and then being killed almost instantaneously
 

MKFox

New Member
1. anything by the Proclaimers. specky, scots twats.
2. level 42. arse
3. the piss poor beatles. over rated...no-one knows why..
4. REM. do i need to explain?
5. pop idol/ or the like... karioke on prime time tv...tossers.
 

rotherhamfox

New Member
MKFox said:
1. anything by the Proclaimers. specky, scots twats.
2. level 42. arse
3. the piss poor beatles. over rated...no-one knows why..
4. REM. do i need to explain?
5. pop idol/ or the like... karioke on prime time tv...tossers.
The Beatles and REM dear me MK. Thats scandolous, a song which is also terrible.
 

Leesoh

New Member
1. Anything by Wham
2. Anything by Abba
3. Come on Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners
4. I wish I could fly - Keith Harris and Orville
5. Seasons in the sun - Terry Jacks

This is just the tip of a VERY LARGE iceberg......
 

beaumontfox

New Member
Lee that ain't true........


i KNOW how much you love Orville........





anything by Spice Girls
anything similar to Slipknot....
anything sung badly at Karoake....and i don't mean funy badly...i mean embarassingly awful.....
 

Leesoh

New Member
beaumontfox said:
Lee that ain't true........


i KNOW how much you love Orville........
:evil: You shouldn't have said that! I can feel one of my funny turns coming on........
 

lazzer

Moderator
LeeH said:
1. Anything by Wham
2. Anything by Abba
3. Come on Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners
4. I wish I could fly - Keith Harris and Orville
5. Seasons in the sun - Terry Jacks

This is just the tip of a VERY LARGE iceberg......
i cant believe your dissing terry jacks :roll: never speaking to again at work :wink:
 

Leesoh

New Member
lazzer said:
LeeH said:
1. Anything by Wham
2. Anything by Abba
3. Come on Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners
4. I wish I could fly - Keith Harris and Orville
5. Seasons in the sun - Terry Jacks

This is just the tip of a VERY LARGE iceberg......
i cant believe your dissing terry jacks :roll: never speaking to again at work :wink:
Woohoo!! :lol:
 

RichMC24

Member
My 5

5 Survivor - Destiny's Child (God! It's annoying)
4 Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners (Every fcuking wedding!!!)
3 Shut Up Ya Face - Joe Dolce (Stopped Ultravox's Vienna from being No1)
2 Sit Down Remix - 808 State (What the fcuk was all that about?)
1 The One & Only - Chesney Hawkes (mole faced little twathead that kept James's Sit Down off the top spot)
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Log in to stop seeing adverts

Premier League

P Pld Pts
Liverpool  25
Manchester City  19
Leicester  17
Chelsea  17
Arsenal  15
Palace  14
Tottenham   12
Burnley  12
Sheffield Utd  12
10 Bournemouth  12
11 West Ham Utd  12
12 Aston Villa  11
13 Wolves  11
14 Manchester Utd  10
15 Everton  10
16 Brighton  9
17 Southampton  8
18 Newcastle Utd  8
19 Norwich City  7
20 Watford  4

Latest posts

Top