New ex-players (and managers) thread

[bocadillo]

Gary Rowett back at St Andrews as interim manager until the end of the season.

 

[Jeff]

Layton Ndukwu has signed for Coalville, and has given them the lead tonight at Leamington.

 

[Blaarev]

Layton Ndukwu has signed for Coalville, and has given them the lead tonight at Leamington.

It’s shirley N’dukwu, isn’t it? Must be!

 

[FOX Franks]

Layton Ndukwu has signed for Coalville, and has given them the lead tonight at Leamington.

Big night for Ndukwu that

 

[H T B]

Waghorn played for Derby [ballooned a sitter over] in their 1-0 defeat against a Northampton Town, who had Liam Moore in their line up.

 

[FOX Franks]

Waghorn played for Derby [ballooned a sitter over] in their 1-0 defeat against a Northampton Town, who had Liam Moore in their line up.

Some things never change do they!

 

[homer]

Watching this awful Engerland game and, seriously, Chilwell is the shittest pile of shitty shit I’ve ever seen

Complete wank

 

[fitz]

Watching this awful Engerland game and, seriously, Chilwell is the shittest pile of shitty shit I’ve ever seen

Complete wank

I'm boycotting it because of flags. Fummin. Is it just the usual?

 

[homer]

I'm boycotting it because of flags. Fummin. Is it just the usual?

Yup

Bellingham and Foden brilliant

Rice ok

Rest of ‘em total shite

The Maguire/Chilwell combination is truly a sight to see

 

[pork pie fox]

Watching this awful Engerland game and, seriously, Chilwell is the shittest pile of shitty shit I’ve ever seen

Complete wank

Just got back from a day at Bristol Uni with my daughter and thought the 2nd half might be a good way to unwind after the journey back. Sounds like I was wrong.

 

[homer]

Just got back from a day at Bristol Uni with my daughter and thought the 2nd half might be a good way to unwind after the journey back. Sounds like I was wrong.

For comedy value it's quite good

Apart from Maguire and Chilwell, who are hilariously shit, you also have Conor Gallagher and Anthony Gordon

'Tis funny as ****

 

[pork pie fox]

For comedy value it's quite good

Apart from Maguire and Chilwell, who are hilariously shit, you also have Conor Gallagher and Anthony Gordon

'Tis funny as ****

Ah well maybe it’ll still be of use then. I’ll give it a go.

The atmosphere sounds electric so far…..

 

[fitz]

The atmosphere sounds electric so far…..

Is it that low hum noise?

 

[Micky]

Football is shit. Oh for the days of Romario, Bebeto and Dunga.

 

[FOX Franks]

Watching this awful Engerland game and, seriously, Chilwell is the shittest pile of shitty shit I’ve ever seen

Complete wank

He has made quite a number of stray passes / smashing it into row Z.

 

[Lako42]

Too much good stuff available to watch these days.

Cant believe people still bother with this shit

 

[glyn]

I had half an eye on it and believe I saw Chilwell take two of the worst shots you should see in an international.

 

[Rock Fox]

I had half an eye on it and believe I saw Chilwell take two of the worst shots you should see in an international.

Three Chilwell 'shots' had all the accuracy of a Robert Huth free kick.

And if anyone has access to sports statistics - did England even have a single attempt, especially one on target, during the second half?

 

[Jeff]

did England even have a single attempt, especially one on target, during the second half?

Six shots in the second half, one on target.

 

[Rock Fox]

Six shots in the second half, one on target.

Thanks Jeff - must have gone to make a cuppa - and missed the shot on target