New Keeper before Saturday!

[bertfox]

just got a txt from my groundsman m8 and he says we r gettin ian bennett. not bad better than pieman tho

 

[Joe_Fox]

I don't like all these fat jibes about Pressman. Here's a little story.

When I found out we had Pressman I thought he was just going to be a goalkeeping coach. Then Walker got injured and Pressman was playing! I couldn't believe he was able to still dive and everything but there he was, playing for LCFC.

I said to my mate, "if Pressman does well I'll eat my hat". Pressman then went and performed very well and I remembered what I had said to my mate. Just as I was going to keep my side of the bargain, Kevin Pressman comes in with his mayonnaise and grabs my hat and eats the thing in one bite.

 

[Graz]

I don't like all these fat jibes about Pressman. Here's a little story.

When I found out we had Pressman I thought he was just going to be a goalkeeping coach. Then Walker got injured and Pressman was playing! I couldn't believe he was able to still dive and everything but there he was, playing for LCFC.

I said to my mate, "if Pressman does well I'll eat my hat". Pressman then went and performed very well and I remembered what I had said to my mate. Just as I was going to keep my side of the bargain, Kevin Pressman comes in with his mayonnaise and grabs my hat and eats the thing in one bite.

I do think we need to get another keeper in. Personally Pressman makes me very nervous. He does make some good saves, but he seems to make almost as many mistakes. When the ball comes near Kevin Pressman, I find myself getting nervous that it COULD go in, even if it's just a back pass, a long ball played through or even a goal kick!

 

[highland fox]

Never mind Joe,What trillbe trillbe.......

 

[lazzer]

I don't like all these fat jibes about Pressman. Here's a little story.

When I found out we had Pressman I thought he was just going to be a goalkeeping coach. Then Walker got injured and Pressman was playing! I couldn't believe he was able to still dive and everything but there he was, playing for LCFC.

I said to my mate, "if Pressman does well I'll eat my hat". Pressman then went and performed very well and I remembered what I had said to my mate. Just as I was going to keep my side of the bargain, Kevin Pressman comes in with his mayonnaise and grabs my hat and eats the thing in one bite.

to which you said to pressman "oi i dont like your attitude"
and your mate replied "joe it was your hat hechewed" :roll:

 

[Dunc]

Its bowled me over to be honest. And to cap this post off - Bennett, he knocks Pressman into a cocked....hat.

 

[Joe_Fox]

I don't like all these fat jibes about Pressman. Here's a little story.

When I found out we had Pressman I thought he was just going to be a goalkeeping coach. Then Walker got injured and Pressman was playing! I couldn't believe he was able to still dive and everything but there he was, playing for LCFC.

I said to my mate, "if Pressman does well I'll eat my hat". Pressman then went and performed very well and I remembered what I had said to my mate. Just as I was going to keep my side of the bargain, Kevin Pressman comes in with his mayonnaise and grabs my hat and eats the thing in one bite.

to which you said to pressman "oi i dont like your attitude"
and your mate replied "joe it was your hat hechewed" :roll:

That's my joke!

 

[lazzer]

I don't like all these fat jibes about Pressman. Here's a little story.

When I found out we had Pressman I thought he was just going to be a goalkeeping coach. Then Walker got injured and Pressman was playing! I couldn't believe he was able to still dive and everything but there he was, playing for LCFC.

I said to my mate, "if Pressman does well I'll eat my hat". Pressman then went and performed very well and I remembered what I had said to my mate. Just as I was going to keep my side of the bargain, Kevin Pressman comes in with his mayonnaise and grabs my hat and eats the thing in one bite.

to which you said to pressman "oi i dont like your attitude"
and your mate replied "joe it was your hat hechewed" :roll:

That's my joke!

you were in your dads bag when i was telling that joke in baghdad :roll:

 

[Joe_Fox]

I don't like all these fat jibes about Pressman. Here's a little story.

When I found out we had Pressman I thought he was just going to be a goalkeeping coach. Then Walker got injured and Pressman was playing! I couldn't believe he was able to still dive and everything but there he was, playing for LCFC.

I said to my mate, "if Pressman does well I'll eat my hat". Pressman then went and performed very well and I remembered what I had said to my mate. Just as I was going to keep my side of the bargain, Kevin Pressman comes in with his mayonnaise and grabs my hat and eats the thing in one bite.

to which you said to pressman "oi i dont like your attitude"
and your mate replied "joe it was your hat hechewed" :roll:

That's my joke!

you were in your dads bag when i was telling that joke in baghdad :roll:

Oooh god, marco i love you .

 

[lazzer]

joe stop it :roll:

 

[Joe_Fox]

joe stop it :roll:

Ok, but what am I stopping exactly?

 

[lazzer]

declaring your love for me on here :roll:

 

[Joe_Fox]

declaring your love for me on here :roll:

I don't need to do that anymore you sly dog!

 

[Fox Fan]

Does every week day topic have to decnd into puns? Am I the only one who find this incredably boring?

 

[Scarby]

Does every week day topic have to decnd into puns? Am I the only one who find this incredably boring?

Yep boring boring Fox Fan

 

[MKFox]

i think it should be lazzer

 

[Joe_Fox]

lazzer eye surgery?

 

[Joe_Fox]

lazzer eye surgery?

 

[Fox Fan]

Re: new keeper

I would prefer a new No1 and keep Pieman where he belongs, as a back-up. Hes done ok but he is a disaster waiting to happen (eg Preston/Crewe).

It should be easy enough to get a keeper on loan for the rest of the season, Keller and Taylor spring to mind

Bit unfair here I think, Pressers has been superb, yeah he`s made howlers but ALL keepers do, I`ll alway`s remember Walks`s "flap" that cost us a win at the Shitty ground, plus all his others, I`m perfectly happy for Kev to continue for as long as it takes.

Only thing with Kev is when crosses are coming in. Walks had every ball in the box and Kevin looks shakey in the air. I Think he';s done a fantasic job condiering he hasn't had a game for so many years, and hes done a good service for us - but we need someone who helps defend against that airal threat from which we have been punsihed several times this season, notably QPR

True, Pressman is great as a shotstopper, but apart from that, not much, he doesn't command the box, struggle to jump and claim crosses, struggles to go down quick enough to stop shots along the ground. But i can't really see anyone out there we can get who is better, so i say stick with him.

It was almost fate :roll:

 

[lazzer]

i actually remembered this thread when pressman cocked up the words "cant get off the ground" very prophetic :roll: