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More sex, drugs, drink and money. Take up smoking cigarettes. :)
 
Do far less exercise. :)
 
Eat a lot more than I currently do and eat unhealthily. :)
 
I'm not sure, is it the day before your birthday?
I'm far too stupid to be concerned with such ridiculous things like new year resolutions. Only really, really clever people like you would know about these kind of things

But you are really really clever Macky, you should have more new year resolutions than all of us put together, you brainy little devil you.
 
Quitting stuff, starting new stuff, doing some things differently and trying harder to do other things.

I have come to realise that if I keep it all as vague as a horoscope I have a much higher chance of success - as do all Aries types.

:038:

I would go as far as looking back at the end of the year, picking something that has been achieved, then declare on NYE that I have achieved this year's resolution, thus proving that I am always right (the most annoying of the Aries traits according to other signs who are jealous because they are not Aries).
 
Also, I resolve to have a hang-over, eat a fry-up for breakfast and slob around watching television while scoffing sweets and pizza on New Year's Day.
 
Normally I'm ok with stuff but after the year I've had lots of things have brought me down to a point where I needed to stop meself turning into a miserable fecker-Especially this past month!

Life is shit. So might as well get on with things and enjoy what I can!:icon_lol:

Have a shave.

A tad harsh Spion, i haven't met Beaumont but i'm pretty sure she wouldn't want you telling all and sundry about her facial hair!
 
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